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Was DIO gay? Let's debate

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He fucked Pucci at least twice

He's confirmed to not have any preference in that one interview Araki did.

goppy makes me floppy

also

cool meme op

Not full gay, but confirmed bisexual

For the last time, do not sexualize the priest

Dio and Pucci were pretty suspect but DIO canonically has a bunch of random offsprings so we at least know he fucks women.

Dio fucks purely for procreation. Probably as part of some sort of plan for his own benefit.

god i wish that were me

His ornaments in the shape of a heart are gayish.

You want to be a woman that gets knocked up by Dio/Johnathon's superior seed?

No but his boyfriend was
pic related

>implying you don't

Do you think part 7 could get a movie, or a series of movies instead of a TV anime? Assuming they're an hour and a half to two hours long, how many would it need?

not him, but absolutely. DIO is perfect in every possible way.

Well I am the gay. So like 80% of the males of series are attractive to me.

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yes

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My OTP is DioJona so yes.

>OTP

Straizo is only there to show that Joseph can wipe the floor with a vampire. I doubt that he would wipe the floor with Dio.

My escape route was your grandfather! Joseph Joestar!

DIO "forgetting" about his vampire powers.

You ok kid?

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He has multiple sons.

What could those words mean? Is it just random bs by Araki or do you think there is a deeper meaning to it?

>Araki remembered to have Joseph try Hamon against DIO
>but didn't remember for DIO to use vampire powers
That selective memory of his.

Joseph would destroy Dio easily in his part 2 prime.
And DIO's vampire abilities became linked only to his head. He can still suck blood though.

So how come they forgot Dio's last name in Part 3?

do you mean how it went from Dio Brando to simply DIO? I kinda see as him forgetting his human past.

Because he is Dio Joestar now!

Is there anyone with a worse fate than Jonathan in Jojo
No Diavolo fags

>black hair as a kid

Why does he have blond hair in all the fanart of him as a kid?

Anubis

Kars

>Joseph would destroy Dio easily
kek
>DIO's vampire abilities became linked only to his head
Didn't just his head use Space Ripper Stingy Eyes?

>Dio fucks purely for procreation
>constantly traipses around his mansion naked surrounded by random Egyptian sluts
Now that's just a fucking lie

Because that fanart's usually made by fujoshits and all sorts of people who didn't bother reading part 5

Cioccolata.
>got his brain eaten by a beetle
>already had a bullet in his head
>punched for like 20 minutes under giorno's 'slow pain' bullshit
>fell into a garbage truck from a distance of at least a few stories and was most likely dead before he hit the ground
At least the most brutal death in the series.

Because brand recognition.

Dio is pansexual, like most vampires.

>fell into a garbage truck from a distance of at least a few stories and was most likely dead before he hit the ground
And if somehow he didn't die that garbage truck has an incinerator

also known as bisexual to us non-faggots.

No I mean. Everytime he has sex with them it isn't for sexual pleasure or gratification. They are just there for him to plant a baby in.

>that pic
dio stealing jonathans body to win a dick measuring contest is pretty funy

Then why does he eat half of them afterwards?

I love Narancia and his butt

He gets hungry after sex.
Don't you?

How do you think David will portray Narancia? An ugly little babyfaced gremlin or some kind of uber twink fuccboi? Or both?

why everyone draws Narancia as a girl?

Who are some minor JoJo villains who would have made great main villains?

>Don't you?
I can't say.

As my wife fucker.
No they are drawing him how he is a cute boy.

Implying David won't make him a reverse trap and Araki will say it's now canon.

They didn't. In fact, he's referred to as Brando in Part 5 as well.
It's the same reason why he is called D I O in Part 3 instead of Dio: he's ascended to a higher level. Jonathan is not around to call him Dio anymore, the only people left to face him are the Joestars who only know of the legend of D I O.
In fact, there's a chapter in Part 1 titled "The Birth Of DIO", in full caps, which is the chapter where Dio revives himself using Wang Chan. He's never called DIO anywhere else in Part 1, just this chapter.
So it's not really that Araki forgot, it's part of the story and DIO's role in Part 3 that he does not have his human last name.

>44
Risotto would have been cool aswell as Versace if he was smart.

How about after an intense marathon jack off session?

I love Jouta Kujo.

Prosciutto comes to mind.

Calling DP David is kinda weird.
>fucking david fucked up the anime again

I had a dream last night that Hayato was my own personal succubus (male).
What did my brain mean by this?

Then no. I usually feel sleepy. And I definitely don't want to eat food after my hand's all sweaty and smells like my dick.

that you are a pedo

You cannot prove that he isn't attractive at all.
It's impossible.
You're gay homo.

Firstly, that's called an incubus.

Secondly I'm calling the police

Our boy.

Well he is a vampire and he can replenish his stamina by feeding.

>It's impossible
Would YOU want to fuck this?

depends if his dick is feminine

I don't even understand. It's not like you haven't seen him naked. His ass is like a square block. In fact his whole body is weird as shit because Araki couldn't nor can he draw children.

Damo should have been the main villain.
Why was he so cool?

Of course he is my wife after all.
It would be awful of me not to pleasure him with my dick.

given how Araki draws his stuff based on real shit, it is for better that Hayato is a flat brick. Dont want to see the madman going to jail

Bisexual = attracted to anything but trans/androgynous/traps.
Pansexual = attracted to anything.

I don't think Dio would draw the line at traps.

>Firstly, that's called an incubus.

He would see them as unnatural stains on HIS perfect world.

Narancia is THE cutest person on earth and you cannot prove otherwise.

Gappy makes me see into infinite realities

NANI?!

think again boyo

Come on bro, Dio's not going to have that kind of shit taste.

It's kinda cool that Giorno had worn both hair colors of Dio and Jonathan.Jonathan's in his younger days while Dio's in the present.

part 5 is good

GIVE EM THE WHAT FOR
THE TROUBLE I'D GET IF I WAS HALF AS BRAVE AS DIO
HE JUST FUCKS WHAT HE WANTS, DEVIL MAY CARE

gappy stole a 3rd reality from somewhere else and became 3d

Gappy wishes Yasuho was anywhere near as cute as Narancia.
My wife is better than his girlfriend fact.
Narancia's pretty good.

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>"hey guys let's ban the self-contained jojo general"

Doppio > Narancia.
This is nothing but the truth!

Gappy makes me move faster than the speed light and break the shackles of reality

Listen here real nice and slow ok?
Doppio cute but not as cute as Narancia.
Nothing more nothing less.

this is trippy

This is exactly what I have been saying all along. Just let /JoJo/ be in peace. We will contain ourselves, but if you remove the cage, we will run Sup Forums into JoJo Hell.

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he died like a bitch

What was that? You're breaking up.
You're going to have to speak up a bit louder and clearer for me. Did you admit Doppio is cuter than Narancia?

I should start making Narancia threads.

My headcanon is that since he took jonathan's body, he doesnt care who he fucks, girls or guys, as long as it helps his plan

Before I actually read Part 4 I really did think Kira had a shapeshifting ability on top of Killer Queen's abilities.
I knew he changed design but I didn't know about Cinderella so I thought it was actually one of his powers.
Sort of like how David Bowie/The Sovereign in Venture Bros can change shapes at will.
It just feels fitting to have a character modeled after David Bowie be able to shapeshift as a superpower.

FUCK YOU fucker.
No I'm trying to tell you that although Doppio is cute Narancia is cuter.
Just accept that already.