>Special laws needed to budget-proof the ABC, says former PM Kevin Rudd s mh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/special-laws-needed-to-budgetproof-the-abc-says-former-pm-kevin-rudd-20171124-gzskmq.html
I'm probably gonna have some spaghetti on toast. Can't be fucked cooking anything
Adrian Evans
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Ethan Cruz
I'm trying to lose weight I've only been eating 1400 calories a day so probably just a piece of toast.
Jayden Adams
Smoking sum chicken wings + one nation seats
Lucas Morris
Kek
Connor Price
I'm about ready to kill myself lads, I'm 20 and I've never even kissed a girl.
I'm so lonely and starved of affection and love that I had a dream two nights ago that I will never forget. In the dream I was at some sort of university activity that was like camping or something. It was a group of about eight of us, four boys and four girls and all the guys were my friends in the dream (I don't have friends in real life). Anyway so it's late afternoon and starting to get dark and I'm giving this cute, friendly girl my age a piggyback because the ground was muddy. After a while me and my male friends had to go so we said goodbye to the females, the girl I gave a piggyback to shook all the guys hand except mine, she gave me a HUG, A FUCKING HUG.
That hug in my dream was the most I ever felt like someone cared about me, I know it was a dream but that female hugging me was the closest I've ever been to feeling like I mattered. As soon as I woke up from that dream I realized I have a huge whole missing in my life, in need that girl to give me another hug and tell me it's gonna be ok but she doesn't even exist
Jacob Cooper
Just ordered pizzas for the boys, they all put in but didn't realize they gave me like $20 more in total than the order was. So definitely gonna pocket that. I'm such a shit friend.
Owen Parker
Why not get with guys? download Grindr and try your luck. If you can't fathom someone putting their willy in your hole, then you just be a top and do all the proper fucking.
Or just get guys to suck you off, no anal stuff at all.
If it makes you feel better lad I'm 22 and in almost the same boat.
Except I have friends.
And I'm like 99% sure one of my friends lies about sleeping witch chicks.
Kayden Long
the post.
Lincoln Parker
hey m8s, im the user that posted a few months back about having severe depression and deciding to finally go see a doctor about it. anyway since then
>been seeing a psychologist every 3 weeks or so >started becoming more active throughout the week instead of just walking to the shop every day (mind you its a 2 km walk) >started doing capoeira, laps at the local pool and a handful of bodyweight exercises >starting to plan shit with friends again on the weekends >waking up and feeling a little better every day >doing keto which has made me lose over 15 kg so far >had an interview last wednesday; they rang me up the following day and offered me the job >slowly starting to build a portfolio of investments (that doesnt just include cryptocurrency) >slowly becoming more social every day
id like to thank you guys for being supportive of my decision to get help, its really turned my life around and ill always be grateful of the lovely folk on aus/pol/
Jack Cooper
Good for you brah
Nolan Williams
have you tried taking a dump, wiping it all over yourself, and applying for Abstudy?
Samuel Ross
Katter ONPH need numbers. Anything to pull power from the false red team blue team dichotomy.
She just has to keep her piehole shut and when this sandnigger starts, point the finger in the "dual citizen" direction
Tyler Roberts
30.2% of White Suburbanites in the US are under 21.
Adam Robinson
Why the fuck is Kevin Rudd suddenly in the news every other day?
Mason Torres
noones gonna call out this poof shit?
Joseph Ward
Steak and chips aye.
Fuckin cooked the steak perfect, all pink and bloody but still cooked on the inside. I'm so fuckin Aussie.
Dylan Diaz
Of course it's a negrobot.
Jordan Richardson
>no kap to vote for in my electorate, not even any meme independent parties Why even live?
Christopher Gutierrez
My daughters are going to help me crumb some chipolatas and we going to have sausages, mash, carrots, peas and corn
Julian Anderson
Meat pie and steamed frozen veggies. Might even take a walk on the wild side and throw in some potato gems in there, haven't had them since I was like 14 I swear. Forgot they were in the freezer.
Brody Cooper
total numbers tonight will give a indication of how many silent supporters one nation has, hopefully hits the poll numbers of 20%+
Alexander Cruz
I went, Kat ONPH then all the independents and libs labour greens in that order. The main block needs shaking up big time
Thomas Wright
Save some cash, get a fat ugly whore for a night. Hit that shit like the fist of an angry god, go on a fisting spree, whatever...then when you're done, be the big spoon and get all your cuddles on
Michael Rodriguez
JewN shill
He'll probably have something to do with Rohingyas or some other shit soon, I can just feel it
Isaac Morgan
who TF you QLD retards vote for?
Gabriel Campbell
>Cuddling a fat ugly whore
Wew
Angel Davis
Amy McMahon for South Brisbane desu
Carson Rivera
electorate?
Ryan Nelson
Channel 9 covering election results now.
Logan James
relativley rural queensalnder here looking good for one nation
Hudson Miller
Oh, so it's good enough for your father but not good enough for some poor neurodivergent user?
Ryder Mitchell
Can you kill yourself, greenie?
Ryan Myers
>be australian >wake up next to me sistah >"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight" >ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant >get stopped by abos >their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping >give them all my petrol anyway >apologise for invading their country >say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majestic irrawajjialabumbajjiju people >continue on my way >get skin cancer because no ozone >finally get to the shitposting plant >shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap) >head home >get mugged by abos again >no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead >arrive home, 1 bedroom 0 bathroom 2.5 million AUD granny flat >switch on the tv >the wallabies lost to new zealand again >"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead" >the kangaroos lost to new zealand again >"m-muh cricket" >3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706 >"m-muh afl" >can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera >go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along >cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita" >get bitten by a spoidah >die
Connor Kelly
oh god its that tripfag
Luke Carter
In which state you mong.
Austin Thompson
cant see trad losing her seat t b h
Lincoln Baker
In qld you dog cunt
Jaxon Allen
nah i'm still on a high from northcote
Anthony Myers
why do you come here? whats in it for you?
Nathaniel Morales
South East Queensland broadcast, probably the same elsewhere
Xavier Butler
greens internal polling disagrees, but I am nervous all the same
The greens have been outperforming the polls lately though, so who knows
Isaac Gray
the DISCOURSE
Cameron Brooks
don't feed the trolls cunt
Michael Kelly
You'll be flying high off the bonnet of my car soon, cunt. You're not even from Queensland, you're in fucking Melbourne
Robert Hughes
>Sup Forums >expects discourse fuck off back to uni
James Price
ITT
we hate on boomers because they made bank off of our chinky parents
Josiah Carter
I want to make sausage sandwiches but I don't think we have sausages and I am too lazy to go down to the shops
Sebastian Lee
>tripfag >Claims voting greens Its a troll stop feeding the coon
Jaxson Baker
bih take your Foucault tf outta here
Landon Price
direct democracy is the best form of decision making in small scale political organisations like councils, unions and the qld legislative assembly
probs just some oven baked fish, couldn't be fucked going to the shops and getting something for a side dish
Carter Jenkins
>Liberal democrats >ONP >Australian conservatives >Family First >Christian Democrats
Why can't conservatives just have the one fucking party? Whats the point in five different minors each with only small variations on policy?
David Jackson
is there a chance that labor will get JUSTed or what?
Ethan Ortiz
Ego
Luke Cruz
Hi Gina.
Isaiah Hall
Family First has actually merged with the AusCons. Lib Dems probably should stay separate as they're not really socially conservative when it comes to policy.
