It's nearly Christmas. What are you going to be getting for Umaru?

It's nearly Christmas. What are you going to be getting for Umaru?

Nothing.

Chipsu and cola

a sister-in-law

taihei belongs to Kanue. Ebina will probably end up with Taihei's co-worker

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Literally means nothing.

His kids will be big and strong with those milk dispensers.

if he belonged to kanau it'd probably be her in his fantasies, no?

Wasn't it revealed that Taihei and Kanue where engaged to be married and that Taihei's family where very rich but a car accident happened that killed everyone but Umaru and Taihei and that they both had amnesia or some such thing?

ONII-CHAN!
UMARU WANT TO BREED WITH REINDEER-KUN AND WORK FOR SANTA CLAUS-SAN WITH MY FAMILY!!
PLEASE, BUY ME REINDEER-KUN!!

anons used to post that as a theory but other than rich family I don't remember any of that

Only correct answer is hamster wheel.

No, this is.

A gun and a bullet.

Brand new sparkly beatings :^)

a nail

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two nails

that's actually pretty good cosplay, she really gets the spirit of the character

DRAGON DILDO

I want to beat the shit out of her.

Many nails

Wit chur beenis?

SEASON 2