>Thanksgiving >Don't have a gf at the moment >Parents (Who aren't super conservative but voted Trump, probably FaceJew God Emperor Trump follower tier) ask why I don't have a gf >Say stuff like how I know I'm an introvert and I don't want to do one night stand shit >Parents ask if it's because im gay >Niggerwtf.jpg "I think I'd know whether I'd like taking dick in the ass or not" >Parents get visibly upset by this >Mom asks why I would have a problem with being gay and I say it doesn't matter because I know I'm not >She actually calls me a homophobe >Tell her how that's a made up word to stop any criticism of fags >Mom gets even more upset and calls me a racist and transphone also, which I thought was weird how she was using libshit talking points since I know she voted Trump >Dad doesn't visibly show he cares and kind of forgets it but I can tell he's upset >Haven't talked to my mom about this shit since
Why the fuck do people now assume that everyone who isnt visibly straight is a fag? One of my parents even said 15% of my sports team (about 50 people) are actually gay which I know for a fact is bullshit because I know them well enough. This fucked up society has made being gay into the new fad where "All the cool kids are doing it so why aren't you, user?"
Am I right and my parents have a stick up their ass or did I fuck up and reveal too much of my power level? Did my life go wrong and I became a dissapointment from visiting this shithole?
My parents do this too, they just want you to have grandkids to support the pyramid scheme.
notice how they imply you're gay all day and night but if you bring a man home and fuck him they will literally kick you out the next day.
Alexander Green
White families are pathetic. Disown your children over there political points. Only a matter of time before you abandon them in an old persons home.
Jonathan Jackson
>that autistic cringey response You could have just laughed and said nope. Getting that offended by such an innocent question makes it sound like you're in the closet.
Kayden Phillips
Feeling your pain OP. Several friends and family of mine have taken the "it's the new normal, so what does it matter" view towards faggotry and introducing children to trannies. I argue that this shit can Not be considered normal by any means, but all I hear is "bigot, homophobe, transphobe".
Sebastian Gray
when you visit remember to give their colostomy bag a squeeze for good luck :)
Andrew Phillips
>you dont have a relationship because you dont want casual sex
sounds like something a closet gay would say as a cover since it makes no sense
also the funny thing is is your parents are the traditional ones fishing or their son to get a relationship and eventually have kids and you're the degenerate one who's probably a 25 year old virgin
Jordan Mitchell
user, you hurt your parents feelings. They are probably gay.
Daniel Phillips
I haven't seen shit like that in Finland. The only times I hear anyone being accused of homosexuality it is an insult or banter. Homo propaganda is much stronger in the USA though so it may be different over there.
Jaxon Myers
>visibly straight Stop dressing like a faggot.
Bentley Cook
Sorry, I'll be sure to apologize.
Adam Collins
They do this to make you ashamed of your femininity and encourage you to get a gf to "prove them wrong"
Camden Brooks
I'd say you're right but they kept telling me stuff like "there's nothing wrong with you being gay" or "what if one of your siblings came home one day and said they were gay."
It's already hard enough that one of my cousins became a tranny so they have to be supportive of that shitstorm.
Jeremiah Ward
>can't be arsed to chase sluts and put roasties on a pedestal >"user it's okay if you like guys"
Annoying shit like that happens here too
Jordan Martin
Actually, the truth about sports players is true. Most of y’all are closeted faggots for sure.
Jaxon Wood
This
Jaxon Reyes
...
Zachary Watson
dude the gay and tranny culture is a symptom of a sick society. single moms, estrogen hormones and sugar (decreased testosterone and increased fat). not to mention porn being available. i hope Gen Z is as they claim, but the cards are stacked against them. they will need to be disciplined
Jason Ramirez
How is insinuating your own son is a degenerate faggot a "innocent question"? How would the topic of whether a man has a paraphilic fixation on male anuses and a mentally disordered incapability of arousal during normal reproductive sex even be a question that is appropiate for the dinner table? This is how far the Jews have brought the normalization of faggotry that people now consider it normal dinner conversation. An innocent question would be about the weather during his drive to his parent's house, not about male-on-male anal sex.
Kevin Campbell
Just tell them you're a gay, a gay man, you're very gay, then they can virtue signal to their friends ("my son happens to be gay"). Find the biggest, dirtiest, most ignorant nigger you can and invite him to dinner to meet your parents.
Lucas Allen
the point they got mad irl was probably when you called homophobe a made up word just sayin
Carson Baker
See this is why people think you're in the closet. Instead of just saying "no I'm not gay" and moving on, you start graphically describing dicks, anuses, and other detailed aspects of gay sex. Trying to hide behind misplaced moral outrage doesn't convince people that you're not a fag, it just makes them wonder why you're suddenly acting so invested in the topic.
Blake Ramirez
wanna join user?
Jonathan Myers
I hope you realize that by being defensive you just made them even more suspicious.
Aiden Scott
>"I think I'd know whether I'd like taking dick in the ass or not"
you should try it, its very enjoyable
Mason Cook
You're 100% correct about all of this. Being LGBT is a fad? Correct. Accusations of homophobia is a way of deflecting any and all criticism of homosexuality? Correct. Your mom is a cunt? Correct.
Thomas Barnes
>tfw my mother is a sodomite It is good to speak plainly--especially to your parents. Sodomy and its philosophical cousins, like contraception and coitus interruptus, are simply unnatural. Your parents are no different than most Americans. As long as they have their TV, food in the fridge, and a little extra spending money, they'll accept nearly any trendy social decline as normal.
John Fisher
ha you liv3 with your par3nts and th3y think you'r3 gay
Isaiah Diaz
Wake up. Being gay was MADE a fad in the 80's in order to proliferate it. Did quite well. And porn was flooded with shit fucking to make even straight guys "ok" with shit on their dick. Fucking your wife's asshole is as nasty as fucking a dudes. Even worse cause you're 1 inch away from a pussy. S&G were so faggotty that Lot felt safe offering his virgin daughters up to faggots that he knew wouldn't even look at them. Proven right afterwards by their pronounced preference for his raggedy old man hole instead. I bet everything west of the rockies will soon be ocean.
John Roberts
Yeah sounds like it. Strange.
Matthew Flores
Now it all makes sense!
Adam Morgan
>being gay isn't LITERALLY ENTIRELY about penises, anuses, and gay sex Are you actually totally fucking retarded?
Landon Nguyen
>Being such a virgin and socially inept person that your parents think you are gay because they were dating like normal people at your age They want you to have a healthy relationship so bad they don't care if it's with another man. Go outside of your comfort zone because introvert doesn't actually mean you are anti social it just means you express yourself that way. Plenty of introverts have healthy relationships. Get a qt OP. Girls don't think it's cute to date a guy who never has a GF or gets laid.
Xavier Murphy
It's not though, being gay isn't a male exclusive sexuality, faggot.
Josiah Wood
premarital sex is degenerate
Ethan Nguyen
>notice how they imply you're gay all day and night but if you bring a man home and fuck him they will literally kick you out the next day.
Do you have a story?
Isaiah Baker
So you must think that being straight is entirely about pussy, tits, and creampies, huh? You sound like you have a pretty shallow view of relationships.
Tyler Davis
there is a technical term for you, and the guy in the picture in jail
its "a bitch"
Sebastian Reed
>Mom loses shit at you because you're not gay LMAO Your mom is a fucking cunt, man.
Josiah Collins
>aspie goes on defensive rant because he’s a loser with no qt gf, parents remember how much they hate being around him again t. autist
I always imagine this is what most parents of the MGTOW/perma-virgin/MAGA losers think.
They have sons that are socially retarded, jerk off to hardcore porn, are in terrible physical shape, spend all their time online, can only talk to people IRL when it involves ranting about pundit politics, etc. But no mom, I'm single because of coal burners, the Jews, and my superior intellect.
Your collective fathers must be so disappointed. I doubt they think you're gay, rather they just wonder, "what went wrong". The sooner you guys disconnect from your online personas and confront your defense mechanisms, the more likely you will be able to lead happy lives. But keep throwing away your youth for the sake of ephemeral shit-posting about politics, I'm sure you can use it on your CV in the future kek
John Baker
Oh, so he was your average aussie sexpat?
Daniel Sanders
>They have sons that are socially retarded, jerk off to hardcore porn, are in terrible physical shape, spend all their time online, can only talk to people IRL when it involves ranting about pundit politics, etc. But no mom, I'm single because of coal burners, the Jews, and my superior intellect.
Oh god, this is me. My mum does think I’m gay and told all my family I’m gay. At my grandads funeral she included “how I’m gay” in the eulogy.
My dad can’t judge though as he’s a convicted pedo that I removed from my life.
Michael Bennett
glad you're not a faggot op, faggots have no chance of going to heaven
Ryan Miller
Oh crap. They're closet (?) lefties? My favorite part was Niggerwtf.jpg LOVE it!
I agree that it's a fad, btw. (Maybe more than) half of these nitwits are going to wake up one of these days and scream OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE??!! (but it will be too late).
Jose Thompson
It's because of the (((media))) making people believe it's common. And man, do Boomers eat up television, so I'm not as surprised as I thought that they're the enforcers for this shit.
Ayden Brown
>they just want you to have grandkids to support the pyramid scheme.
holy fuck I loled
gonna use this
Jonathan Foster
>One of my parents even said 15% of my sports team (about 50 people) are actually gay which I know for a fact is bullshit because I know them well enough.
its probably higher
Nathaniel Sanders
not that guy but my mum stopt looking me in the eyes after i did bring a guy home funny thing was, i told her but somehow she did manage to think i was joking.
Adam Gomez
>they just want you to have grandkids to support the pyramid scheme. You mean reproduction, the fundamental core of life itself?
Ryan Ward
>this much projection
Charles Cruz
OP is a fag.
Kevin Martin
hahahahahah your parents want you to be gay!!
its better than a basement troll, cant make this shit up, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dominic Cruz
you just had to geek it up, why couldnt you keep it simple, like me
Andrew Harris
>fuck up and reveal too much of my power level? SAYING THAT YOU ARENT GAY IS REVEALING YOUR POWER LEVEL SAYING THAT YOU ARENT GAY IS REVEALING YOUR POWER LEVEL SAYING THAT YOU ARENT GAY IS REVEALING YOUR POWER LEVEL SAYING THAT YOU ARENT GAY IS REVEALING YOUR POWER LEVEL SAYING THAT YOU ARENT GAY IS REVEALING YOUR POWER LEVEL
Mason Perry
the mark of the beast
Nathan Jenkins
I'm married and have two young sons. I've always had a good relationship with my parents, even during my rebellious teenage years.
I'm not some 20/30-something virgin who has to live with the uncomfortable idea that my parents know I'm a virgin loser and wonder about where they what wrong or if it is just me.
When people ask my parents about me or my siblings, they have positive and new things to say about us. What would your parents say if their friends asked about you? I'm sure the topic is too uncomfortable to bring up and your parents don't even try to make excuses anymore.
I know you guys are generally immature with very little life experience or introspection, but just imagine things from your parents' perspective. I love my two kids and holy fuck I'd be disappointed if they turned into little virtual-nothings who can't function IRL and have no ambition or survival instinct.
Jacob White
>that "persona"
>and yet he still posts on Sup Forums
yeah i am not buying it man, you are probably another permavirgin troll
Gavin Campbell
Youre the source of the problem. These get it right. If you suppress the horrifying truth of what they do via euphemism it becomes normalized. >they are just in love! I love my father, my brother, my best friend, none of that means I want to commit intestinal violence upon them. No one has ever said "Make love to me in my ass." The whole marriage thing was a smokescreen too. I live in the fag capital of the world and I know one gay couple, and they're the least flamboyant people I've met. The rest are all orgiestic hedonists, who have made death threats to my gf and I for walking down the street at night in their territory as "breeders".
Nathan Stewart
I know, I should have.
But I have a friend with a 42-year-old virgin Sup Forumstard brother and I often think of him when I encounter the transparent defense mechanisms on Sup Forums. This guy basically spent 15+ years in his parents' basement playing video games and getting fat. I think about it a lot because it's perplexing to throw away your youth and have literally nothing but regret to show for it. Sort of makes me sad to see lots of young white men going down that route on Sup Forums.
Camden Hill
I've been on Sup Forums since around 2008, although the last few years have been very busy and I often forget about this place.
I'm on Sup Forums now because I'm procrastinating on preparation for a job interview. I'm having a rare peaceful moment in the office while my wife takes care of the kids.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>literally nothing but regret to show for it
Eli Perez
>tfw asexual >Family won't leave me alone due to no gf >I say I don't need or want anyone female or male >notenough.jpg
Caleb Kelly
It was a fad 5 years ago.
Parker Mitchell
Do you want kids? Could you platonically love a woman and child and want to care for and protect them? If so perhaps you can meet a similar autist and make it work.
Samuel Adams
If you don't take dicks in your ass you are a faggot. Stop trying to be cool by pretending to be straight nobody is impressed or gives a shit user.
Christopher Wright
shasd
Zachary Hernandez
Get your parents off the ol' telly. Mainstream media is causing this shit.
Justin Harris
>I know one gay couple and they're ok but all other gays are literal walking caricatures How is it possible for you to not even recognize the contradictions in what you're saying? Do you really believe that out of all the gays in the world, only 2 are decent, thoughtful people?
Anthony Morales
I wish I was a transphone.
Isaac Collins
Why do you have anything against being gay?
Michael Smith
I only know one couple that has gotten married since it's been legal to do so. The hundreds of others I know and interact with are still whoring out their anuses to anyone and everyone
Noah Morales
Nice story that never happened
Austin Morris
Judge not the user by the cruel and rigid standards of the normie. All creatures in their places. The mysterious robot soul is as beautiful as it is strange.
Nolan Phillips
Kids are a blessing from God. Be a good father/husband/ leaf and lead your family according to scriptures.
I am strugling with my 14yo sister who swears and acts in a rebellious fashion, because my atheist failures of parents raised us without God.
Since their worldview says there isn't any moral absolute (no law giver transcending humanity= moral is relative), she doesn't care about anything and doesn't believe she is accountable for sh*t.
Wyatt Perry
faggot
Liam Johnson
Everyone is a little gay.
Especially now a days, because now twinks are so cute that even straight people want to fuck them.
Connor Butler
Not really, it's a dumb ass question. It's like asking somebody, are you really fucking retarded? It's an offensive question.
Joseph Lopez
Don't worry the stupid and the poor got that handled. 20 Billion here we come....Generation single mom ftw
Nathan Hughes
I'd be ashamed and embarrassed to be YOUR kids. Poor fags
Benjamin Rogers
and your all locked-in and secretly resent and even envy his personal freedom a little.. kinda sad feel bad for your kids man...
Joseph Bennett
I mean, you aren't wrong. But I don't think i'd ever act on it, it seems good, but then you realize you'd have to actually kiss them.
Truth be told, I highly suspect it's chemically induced some how. There are times I have 0 interest in females, other times I am repulsed by dudes. It definately fluctuates with what I eat, and if i've done any substances that can effect it to.
I don't really give a shit about it, it's just interesting the whole "frogs turning gay" thing might have some truth to it.
Benjamin Cook
Hey, I've been to that beach in Phuket
Ryan Garcia
This stat was repeated as fact in my university human sexuality class. made me rage.
Michael Hernandez
Yeah it's like less than 3% but it's growing. Also why tf would you take that
Jace Richardson
I fish, hunt and have an interview on Tuesday for a professorship at an American college. We're doing fine and chances are they will be good strong men.
I wouldn't trade a single day of my life for his. While I was sowing my wild oats as an undergrad, he was on the computer. When I got married, he was on the computer. When I finished my MSc and PhD, he was on the computer. I've had plenty of life experience, while he was on the computer.
Charles Barnes
was required
Anthony Rogers
The most ironic part is that those statistics hurt the 3% of faggots the most. Since they get the idea that the world is full of faggots, but somehow they are in a shitty place where nobody is.
Jose Garcia
>MAGA losers Are you against Trump or just his fans? They aren't bad guys. They can get arrogant quite often but they're not all like that.
Dominic Morales
OP congratulations for growing up far more normal than your mother. She doesn't appreciate how grateful she should be, to have a son who isn't sucked in by gayness.
Easton Edwards
Well...
The whole kissing part isn't really a problem if they have a cute face. It might feel like you are breaking a taboo or doing somthing naughty, but nothing worse than that. A little risky and dangerous. As it turns out, their lips are bigger and fuller. If you get yourself a soft little soy-boy you'll be in for a good time. A blond pleasant little soy-boy to cuddle at night never made the great philosophers say no. The smartest men of their time, they knew how to let a soft twink have a good night.
God forbid that you might have tastes and standards. Would it really be that bad if you got yourself a soy-boy who was just like you wanted him? Don't turn down something like that. You will miss it and regret not having it. Until you want it more and more.
Noah Rodriguez
Yes it is faggot, that's why we have the word lesbians.
Alexander Bell
>harpy mom screeches at you for nothing words >dad sits there like the beta he is only upset knowing he has to hear the autism and there's nothing he can do because he's established he's weak