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Meanwhile Over on Ancient Greece Sup Forums...

Bruh, whatta mean he made his horse second in command?

Remove persians from premises!

I guess they didn't have computers so they couldn't post.

copvlating with another man can not be seen as a homosexval act if thov doth not inherit the svbmissive role

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Behold, a man!

*stands in your sunlight*

If you don't fuck little boys, you are a barbarian

is aristophanes /ourguy/?

*masturbates in your public space*

but you fuck little boys and are barbarians

By the gods, that Diogenes shat on us in the streets! Is he /ourpleb/?

Shota isn't gay, debate me

>what is Berlin child prostitution
Also, Gauls were the definition of barbarians

Another bard was arrested for sexually assaulting a young boy. Why do we go to their songs? And the wine is so overpriced.

No blonde hairs, almost no blue eyes, still the greatest after the Romans.

Verily!

Lads here about that upitty city-state Rome? Won’t last

Greeks were the best Romans you shitalian subhuman

I've been looking at Roman/Greek history and according to all the "experts" ancient Romans are far more related to Greeks than actual Italians are.

How does that even make sense? Who the hell are the Italians then?

I believe most historians think the original Romans were a collection of Greeks who were exiled who sailed from somewhere and eventually landed in modern Rome. The "Italians" would be the Etruscans and Samnites who were there prior.

The southern Italians are still very closely related to us. It's because of the Greek empire. A lot of captured barbarian helots were dumped in northern Italy and there they have a bit more saxonic dna and there weren't many Greeks there
picrel

Peninsular Italians prior to Greek/Etruscan immigration were most likely southern Gauls.

>be me
>be in market
>get hungry so decide to eat
>everyone gets mad for disrespecting the market space
>say, "what's the difference where I eat?"
>everyone looks at me like I just said something incredibly deep
>be poor as shit
>sleep in a giant bowl on the street with the dogs
>people walk by and ask me philosophical questions
>wtf.jpg
>start masturbating in public to get these crazy people to leave me alone
>they start calling me a philosopher
>be later
>sitting in my bowl taking a shit
>some guy in armor comes and asks me a question
>tell him to fuck off and stop blocking my sunlight
>he laughs and leaves
>mfw it was some cunt called Alexander the Great
>mfw the whole world thinks I'm some great thinker now

>ancient Romans are far more related to Greeks than actual Italians are

you mean actual Greeks are?

We have 2,000 years of mating involved between us and them. Of course the genome drifted.

Can you believe Alcibiades knocked the penises off of the hermai? What a bantermaster.

It's not because of the Greeks. It's because of Human migrations in the neolithic. In predates the Greek colonies. Invaders and colonizers rarely replace the indigenous population. Greek influence never extended past the coast.

kek

10/10

pic related is for those who don't know of the ancient world's first shitposter

>invaders
we were together in 3 empires nigger. We became indigenous as they did in places like Corfu (not that much but still)

*Lives in barrel*

Why is this written by an illiterate drunk?

Diogenes was the original autist.

Didn't say you were an invader. I was saying that, in general, invaders and colonizers rarely replace the native population.

Sup Forums wrote it, you know a lot of people here stop caring about things like syntax

>Romans
>Civilised

What is better?

Ancient Greece or Roman Empire?

Aside from ignoring capitalization, most people on Sup Forums know how to write properly.

I'm sure almost everyone on Sup Forums knows *how*, but do they care enough to do so?

whoever wrote the Diogenes stuff I posted didn't bother correcting even his most obvious spelling errors, who can say why he did not care?

Ancient Greece wasn't a monolith. You can compare the two.
You can say Rome vs. Sparta or Athens. But never Rome vs. Greece.

Anyone else likes triangles here?
Pretty sick, huh?

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that's true, that's why I said we weren't invaders
also we didn't replaced anyone, just bred with them
we didn't move to northern italy so you have less mediterranean dna there

No, well I mean yes you're not wrong on the interactions between coastal mezzogiorno italians and greeks. But they didn't shift the genetics in the south. Greek and Italian similarity is older than that. And northern italy is still Mediterranean.

ofcourse it is nigger, nobody said it isn't
same goes here, northern Greece near Bulgaria is slightly different than let's say Crete, where the minoan civilization kickstarted

>older than that
source? That's interesting

How did he eat? Handouts. How did he dress? Garbage.

Without civilization, he could not exist. He wasn't based, he was a parasite. Every modern city has a homeless person telling people to fuck off.

Alexander did nothing wrong

yeah he just wanted to civilize sandniggers of western asia.

ATHENS JUST LAUNCHED THEIR FLEET TOWARDS SYRACUSE

HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

FUCK IT'S REAL
TURN ON CNN

What do you think to the colour scheme for my new temple? I want to get into architecture someday.

>watching Corinth News Network

disgusting

there is literally nothing wrong with worshiping Dionysus

>pink skinned figures
DROPPED

kek