YEARLY REMINDER THAT KYON IS SHIT

YEARLY REMINDER THAT KYON IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIT

>implying
Kyon made the right choice. He knows he can't live in a world without his Haruhi.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Reminder that disappearance Yuki is best Yuki
Yes I mean Yuki from both disappearances

>not making a mff threesome with both Haruhis happen
Kyon was a faggot

Look at her face in OP. Just take a minute and look at it.
He didn't have to return the paper. He didn't have to be a dick.

FUCK YOU KYON.

The Yuki-chan anime showed us that he was actually right all along.
Also if he chose her then you wouldn't have gotten this scene, which was her best by far.

He could have been less of a cunt about it though.

I never watched that one because they all look like shit there. Is it worth it?

It has more of best Yuki, so yes

Not really. It's just boring.
Unless you really really like Yuki.

Yuki is completely different though
I liked her much more here but if you're a Yuki fan you might not like it

Good point.

It's good if you want to see Yuki get cucked

Then again it's full of references to the series
It even has endless 8 references

>was I having fun?
>yes
WOW WHAT A REVELATION. AOTY OF EVERY YEAR.

Kyon was a faggot for not banging Haruhi's ultimate form

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

THE YUKI NAGATO HAS NO GAME

Yuki, like all Reiclones except Noel Kannagi, a shit.

Except Yuki is actually a good Reiclone, Tbh she's better than Rei in my opinion.

>Nagato has a psvita
it checks out

5 MORE DAYS
5 MORE DAYS
5 MORE DAYS
5 MORE DAYS

Your dubs are useless

She has SOME game.

I mean, at least she's not Mikuru, who gets cucked by her future self on a regular basis.

Kyon might not return Nagato's feelings, but he does still care for her and value her. He's more her mentor and guardian than anything else, telling the Data Overmind that he'd readily use the nuclear option if anything happened to Nagato, which would inconvenience Kyon far more than it would the Data Overmind.

Really, Nagato's mistake was that she failed to consider that maybe Kyon doesn't actually want a normal life - at least not completely - and Haruhi is actually offering him what he wants deep down.

Nagato should have taken Kyon to build a Mars base with her, Dr. Manhattan style. You can't bribe Kyon with a normal high school life because he already has that.

Well the Mikuru case is simple
>she's Mikuru, but hotter
With Nagato it's a bit less simple, but still pretty straightforward
>the cute shy girl
>or the goddess
You can see why Kyon picks the latter in this case

kyon made the right choice.

Can everyone at least agree mikuru is useless

She's pretty useful at giving me a boner

>beautiful, reality warping, fun chuuni with iconic design
>boring megane loser

wow such a hard choice

>beautiful
I'll give you this.
>reality warping
That is not good. That is dangerous. Her mood swings can destroy reality.
>fun chuuni
Chuuni get old quick. I know a chuuni you can hang out with though, his name is Chris-chan.

>yuki
>boring
She was warming up to Kyon. Maybe she would've shown him more of herself. Besides, if you like being with someone then you could be bored together and still have fun.
>megane
>implying glasses are bad and not cute
>loser
Wow user just wow, Yuki is a winner.

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Yuki is a better Rei than Rei

Those two would tear each other into shreds over Kyon

>a goddess killing another goddess
Sounds fun

I havent watched the movie since 2010, what is this scene about again?

I fucking hate Haruhi
It's just the premise of it
The idea that some air headed bratty teenage girl could have a temper tantrum or mood swing and twilight zone the whole world into some horrifying existential terror reality isn't cute, it's fucking scary as shit
The 'endless summer/endless eight' shit doesn't annoy me, it horrifies me to the point of revulsion
I would be completely and utterly terrified of Haruhi and would seek out the first possible opportunity if I learned of her condition to make like Rust Cohle and kill myself

autism

You sound like a very boring person

I share this user's sentiment

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>I have to return this because I'm already part of this club
come the fuck on Sup Forums you're smarter than this, he wasn't rejecting her

That Yuki was shit though, almost as bad as moeblob Yuki.

then think about how kyon is the real god and simply passed of his powers to her so that he could play the straight-man sidekick role he's always wanted to be in

>and Haruhi is actually offering him what he wants deep down.
Kyon is God, Haruhi is just his imaginary waifu he dreamed up.

>YUKI IS SHIT
ftfy

Either way, she represents the same thing in that transaction.

I'd like to order a Yuki for transaction if you get my boner.

I'd like to fuck Haruhi, if you sex my drift.

I don't follow.

Yuki is a good girl. She deserves to be happy.

Go read Yuki-chan. She's plenty happy there.

You best not be talking shit about any Yuki.

I'm partway through watching the disappearance nagato yuki, is the original material any better. I get that it's just light fun what-if stuff but still, it feels a bit too detached from the main stuff.

This Yuki was so fucking shit that made me hate the real Yuki. Still better than Asahina though

>loses to alt Yuki
In in her own spin off she loses.

You're watching the disappearance of nagato yuki before the original series? Why would you ever do that?

The original series is far better, and even if you don't think it's great the payoff from the Disappearance of Haruhi movie is so worth it.

The Yuki-chan stuff is all awful. Literal fanfiction.

>thinking realistically
You're lame.

fucking idiot doesn't even have depth perception

Haruhi doesn't even like Kyon. Kyon himself likes the big titted moeblob.

Do you happen to be a wizard?

Haruhi likes Kyon and Kyon basically forces himself to lust for the moeblob because he doesn't want to deal with wanting the Haruhi.

>given nice freshly out of the printer application
>gives back shitty crumbled piece of paper, probably wiped his ass with it too
Yes he's shit alright.

Back to the cuckshed, Yuki

He did the right thing. If he stayed there he would have been stabbed by Ryouko sooner or later.

Look at this fucking Kyon over here.