Veteran CBS engineer, 65...

>Veteran CBS engineer, 65, accidentally hangs himself while performing 'auto erotic act' in hotel closet while dressed in women's panties and a bra - and now his widow wants $1.4million from the network
>Lawrence Larry LaFave died in June in a hotel closet in Tarentum, Pennsylvania
>He was kneeling and was dressed in a bra, slip, women's panties and pantyhose
>The 65-year-old had a scarf around his neck that was tied to a wire closet shelf
>A medical examiner ruled his death an accident that happened as he performed an 'auto-erotic act'
>His widow is now demanding that AIG, his life insurer, pays out on his policy
>She says it is refusing because they believe he put his own life at risk
>LaFave was a well-respected engineer for CBS and helped broadcast the Superbowl

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5117151/CBS-engineer-65-accidentally-hanged-closet.html

Now I will be the first to admit my sex life is pretty vanilla, but how do these people think that trying to cut off the blood supply to the brain, without supervision, is in anyway a good idea?

Why take the chance of being a corpse in women’s underwear? Asking for a friend.....

No one can explain it to you. It's impossible to put into words how amazing it feels. The only way to know is to try it.

It's the perfect cover for a murder.

We need to dispose of more jews like this. Just need a fitting bra and panties and you can lynch them in a closet anytime they get a hotel room.

if it's the only way you can get off then you'll do just about anything

>be cop, emt, etc
>walk in on some dead old dude in bra and panties hanging there
>Have to be the one to deal with it
>see this kind of shit all the time
>try to live a normal life with family

These guys really don't get paid enough

Thanks user.

money grubbing whore is pissed her meal ticket checked him self out.
She should have been busy sucking that dick so he didn't have to choke himself out while jacking off. Faggot died a dishonorable death and will not cross the river of blood towards Stopokor.

bamp

Amen. Probably one of their more tame cases as well.

Poor guy got David Carradine'd

>be emt
>get called to one of the "diversity enriched" neighbourhoods in city
>need to request police escort for security
>morbidly obese beaner fell out of her bed and can't get back up
>climb 4 flights of stairs to reach apartment
>stuffed with almost a dozen more beaners
>whole apartment smells like garbage
>we manage to lift the fat bitch in a sitting position
>notice small legs beneath her
>put her back in original position and lift her legs and ass to try and rescue child stuck beneath her
>kid still breathing
>bring kid down first and request another police car to take her urgently to hospital to check for pierced lungs, broken bones, etc.
>haul the fat bitch down 4 flights of stairs
>get harassed by junkies on the way down
>bitch has no social security number and no valid id
>family member shows up later to the hospital claiming she is on their health plan
>doctor says it checks out

you have no idea how bad it is

>being alex mcnabb

/Thread

What did he know I wonder. (((They))) either do this or plant child porn when you really piss off the wrong (((person))).

It feels great, I used to do when I was a kid until I had a real scare. The thing is though that it feels better the closer you get to blacking out so shit like this happening is a real possibility

Why is it always guys with big beards, I never get this

What a submissive degenerate pervert cuck, I mean jesus christ, lemme play with my life to blow a better load, I could die if I pass out and humiliate my family, but I gotta get off choking myself out.

Larry LaFag

I would hang myself as well if I was married to that potato looking bitch.
The women's underwear is a bit much, but whatever floats his boat.

Eternal boomer

...

Best way to murder someone too. Make them dress up, tell them its for blackmail or they gonna get killed. They say fuck it, its better than DEATH right? So they dress up. Then theyre hanged.

Then nobody wants to look into it.

Then the killer (usually a ms13 gang member) goes out to the car where his 3rd level handler sits and hands over the digital camera, is paid, and then killed by another gang member in a drive by when hes partying with the 2 or 3 k he got for the hit.

>beaners
are you in the us on a proxy or do you have mexcrement over there, too?

WTF I love Tarentum now. Seriously though I work in that town. Never heard of this.