Today's her birthday: say something nice about her

Today's her birthday: say something nice about her.

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She's fairly Daijoubu.

Nice butt.

at least she made it home

Shes not Daijoubu enough.

Best BB

"made it"

Nice boobs

Prettiest Kongou.

Damn straight.

Best and cutest Kongou

Today is my birthday, say something nice about me

>getting sunk by airplanes
Dishonorabu

Everything was getting sunk by airplanes at that point.

>(yuu)

this b o a t is a tard

Not Iowa.
Not Saratoga.
Not Prinz Eugen.

Happy birthday to my sister-in-lawfu

I'd attack her Midway, if you know what I mean.

I'd sink her at Palawan Passage, you know.

I'd torpedo her at Kure, if you don't know what I mean.

I'd leave her a burning wreck at Ironbottom Sound, if you catch my drift.

Haruna a best class but not best Kongou

But that's Kongou

I mean Kirishima. Kongou is at Formosa strait.

Looks like our favourite shota ttk is getting a shot at foreign pussy this time around.

>best girls in one picture
I want to give that artist a drink

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Cute dess

I'm fucking blind. Mixed up my Bongos

Oh well, you get some Kongou anyway.

Yuu is a CUTE!

How soft is Maya anyways?

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she's the hottest takao, sadly she doesn't have that much doujins.

>Picking the outliers
Yeah sure

More of a Hiei man myself.

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W-Why was this deleted? How am I supposed to find the sauce now?

She has an ass that was made eating out of and squeezing with my hands.

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I'd say all Takaos are pretty hot.

By lurking for 2 years before posting.

>Hiei
Alright, that's twice I've dishonored myself. Perhaps 6am is too late to stay up after all.

She's the cutest Takao
She gets the banging body while also having a spunky, bully-able personality
Maya-sama is a bro with big boobs

>Taiwan provincial "leader" Tsai Ing-wen

I like her class on WoWs.

I'd come at her at ramming speed, if you catch my drift.

I'd ram her poop deck, if you know what I mean.

Stop posting lewd images of my wife!

good thing my wife/daughter is pure.

She got the lightbulb meme going around.

Haruna is a pure maiden, shut your whore mouth

Haruna is the flagship of my heart!

>calling a broken girl pure maiden
>lightbulb meme
what?

But she's not a ship.

She's a cat.

Haruna is so beautiful. Why is that?

You're that mexican girl from r9k

No, but tell me more about this "girl".

She's a Kongo. All Kongos are beautiful.

Shh, user shitposter is ded. We don't talk about her anymore

I like how she's the one Kongou who's actually down-to-earth and isn't a complete meme like the others.
She's daijobu.

Maya a cute

Kirishima is down to earth.

>The barely noticeable tanlines on her thighs.
Muh dick.

>nhentai.net/g/155209/

One of those things is not like the others.

I want to make out with her butthole!

SOMEDAY.

Would play.

3 threads and not a single one has been deleted? I guess the mods/jannies are sleeping.

I'll delete your birthday party.

Harsh.

I love my wife's cooking

I want to grapple her hull and seize control of her bridge with my seamen. If you know what I mean.

I don't understand.

exhentai.org/g/897372/9842e18550/

I want my white pirates to breach her berth and infiltrate her sensitive controls until her command post loses control of the ship.

If you know what I mean.

You're making no sense man.

Sounds like someone's parents never bothered to explain the birds and bees to them.

I want my docking crew to lay her into port and begin construction of essential warship components inside her maintenance hangar, if you catch my trade winds.

Isn't that how babies are made? I thought you just had to sleep in the same bed with a girl you love after kissing each other goodnight. He's not describing anything close to that.

>double entendre
>a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.

I want to unload my depth charges into her bilge compartment until she capsizes, if you understand my naval tongue

He was describing naval practices for some reason. What's risque about that?

The inevitable.

I want to sniff Haruna's armpits, feet and butt.

I want to FUCK Haruna.

Slut

I want to scrub the barnacles off her hull and get her a fresh coat of paint, if you enjoy warships like I do.

>two interpretations
>two
>TWO

I'm lost.

I want to take her out to fleet practice with sparkling new radar dishes and high keels, if you grasp the full implications of my command

I want to lick Harunas sweaty armpits after a long sortie!

I want to make her a decorated veteran with multiple escorts under her wing, if you grasp my admiralty.

I'd explain further, but it's obvious your failure to grasp figurative language stems from either an intellectual disability or a fundamentalist upbringing.

Haruna's armpits are a miracle.

I want to stick with her on clear and stormy seas and would never let her sink without her captain by her side, if you know what that means.

I want to lick Haruna's ear during sex!