>>150942131

The future is actually happening. Even if it means haunted blue ribbon crawling out of my waifu cage at night and stealing the breath from my sleeping face a little a time until one day I just die in my sleep and it's attributed to 'sleep apnea induced heart attack', all the times that I'll get to literally say, out loud, 'Tadaima!', as I come home will be worth it.

>wake up!
>hurry up or you'll be late!
>take umbrella with you!
>come home early!

Why the fuck would I want a robot that would act exactly like my mom when I lived with my parents?

It's your mom, except you can masturbate to her.

But I already have millions of doujins

They've talked about this. There will be ever expanding scripts with different personalities, and special events for holidays and so on, plus user made ones as well. And user made animations and designs as well. People will work together to make different personalities so there will be one you like. They're just showing one that the widest range of people can understand and relate to in the ad.

Aside from the video animations it seems like they're trying to do the same type of thing as alexa or google home - from a technical perspective. Both still seem like a bit of a pipe dream.

Oh, it's one of those "the future is now" things that everyone forget about the month later.

This is the saddest thing I've watched today.

The guy is pretty attractive

I don't see any real uses at least not in this video. Literally everything she said/did my smartphone will tell me and I don't have to talk to it for it to do so a la weather notifications for example.

Also the whole talking to a small robot in a cage thing is sad and lonely as fuck I don't care what board I'm on

It's going to be funny when she always reacts as if you are surprised or shocked because she's made to recognize 11 eyes.

Looks useless.
And 95% of people on Sup Forums are EOPs anyway, so they won't be able to use it

I know, right?
I kept thinking, "wow, a girlfriend or wife would provide the same kind of interaction".
Its like the Japanese want to go extinct.

>now they can track your every action
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this...

It feels like it would get repetitive pretty quickly.

You mean just like actual relationships? Welcome to real life buddy.

If i can get my waifu in it , im sold.

>splice all voice lines into syllables to make a vocaloid
>get a 3d model
ez

>Azuma Hikari

>一人暮らしを支える癒し系キャラクター。
>いつも主人のために尽くそうとする頑張り屋。

>CV(キャラクターボイス)：冷水 優果
>キャラクターデザイン：箕星 太朗

Squiddie?

NIPPON YES

SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT HERE

>someone breaks in and ntrs(hacks) your hologram waifu

Just as long as theres either a Miyuki Sawashiro or Kana Hanazawa voiced one.

I can't understand this shit. With current tech, this is just a fucking screen in a box that sends you formulaic spam every day.

Just find a fucking uggo, jesus. It's not that hard if you're enough of a normie to want someone at home.

Yeah, no. This thing is dumb but it's more appealing than the uggo.

Print the picture of your waifu
Make google say the line you want to hear

Here, you don't need this shit anymore

Ribbons pls go

Anyone know is the music ? Feels like a remix of a well-known one

>Except

But uggos are the ones who cheat the most since they crave validation.

And don't you have to like buy food and clothes and shit for them? Sounds like a waste of good money I could be spending on merch.

This should have been a phone app (hell there probably already is a "waifu gives you weather alerts" phone app)

The little holographic screen in a tube is kind of sad

>This should have been a phone app (hell there probably already is a "waifu gives you weather alerts" phone app)
Like the thing Hackadoll was selling

I love you Chiyo!

>national memorial day for all the outdated waifus that got thrown away
The least we can do for these brave pieces of technology.

Can these holo waifus interact with each other Can I bring my waifu over to my friend's house for a waifu tea party?

>uggo
>3DPD

No.

I dated an uggo once, got her a health regimen and sorted out her problems, helped make her look pretty. Then she cheated on me.

>over $3000

Cheaper version that allows you to use your computer to handle everything and stream the projections to the tube when?

>not wanting a gf that's basically a mom that you can bang without it being incest

BLUE RIBBONS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

Your right this is pretty much a hologram waifu bonzi buddy

Excluding the features of the app, you can make your very own hologram using materials you may already own. I made pic related using my Surface pro, a scrap of plexiglass, and routered the frame from some plywood. For an even simpler version you can fold some plastic and set it on top of your smart phone.

>fold some plastic and set it on top of your smart phone
Like this

Doe the nips not want to slow their declining birthrate even a little bit?

I'm not sure what their display tech is. It looks better from angles than the normal DIY glass holograms.

>Blue ribbon
WHERE'S THE REAL DEAL!?

But that's what every men long for, a mother you can fuck.

I think it's the same "technology" as what I posted. If you look at the base in the video there is a thin line where the clear plastic meets the black plastic. The problem with my holobox is that I used 1/8" plexi which created a double reflection. The Gatebox probably just uses a very thin piece of plastic along with a projector in the top of the cylinder to get a clearer image.

would you buy a milf model?
>ara ara, user-kun you're going to be late for school

Amadeus when?

Oh, I wasn't aware that it was so simple to make DIY ones.

Could it be better at angles because they're using a decent projector for it?

I want a bitchy childhood friend that will motivate me to stay out of the house and off my computer.

>Why the fuck would I want a robot that would act exactly like my mom when I lived with my parents?
Because that is what the creator is after. Because he wanted someone to talk to at home. Because him and the other 9 people in his team all work for the express purpose of wanting their own waifu. This isn't for the money to them, this is them making what they want for themselves.

That's a hologram

when is the hiatus over again?

>Aside from the video animations it seems like they're trying to do the same type of thing as alexa or google home - from a technical perspective. Both still seem like a bit of a pipe dream.
They are literally following the Miku Hatune rolebook; no one cared about Vocaloids until Miku was put on the box.

And the creator is focused on emotional connections, which is why he rejected the first prototype, which was only voice activated, and made version 2 that has face recognition and has a level of non-verbal communication abilities. She would smile back at you if you smile at her. That's what the creator is focused on, because the home appliance management aspect is already well known and not new. He wants his waifu, in particular Miku, to be there for him when he goes home.

Did I miss an episode?

>The Gatebox probably just uses a very thin piece of plastic along with a projector in the top of the cylinder to get a clearer image.
They showed the design on their website. It's an ultrashort focus projector, which is what allowed them to make it small enough for the task.

I thought it was $300 so I was about to preorder it, but then I realized it was $3000 which I can't afford. It also only speaks and responds to Japanese, which might be fun to help me learn but at the moment it'd be largely useless to me. I do love that it can text you or message or whatever, but again, it's only in nip so it wouldn't be that useable.

>texting your girlfriend at work
YAMADA YOU'RE FIRED

That was really sad and pathetic. Having a proper AI companion will be reality someday in the far future, but right now all he's doing is having a bonzi buddy as a girlfriend.

would be far more interesting if it was a black box that sat in a closet, but was networked to all of the screens and cameras in your house to "follow" you around

as-is it's little more than a cool screen in a tube with some voice recognition and an app

what if your AI is a yandere?

I really hope for the sake of teh Japanese they are working on growing babies in Vats.

Japan has a population of like 130 million in a country thats smaller than California.

Even Germany only has a population of like 80 million.

They don't need anymore people, they need more ROBOTS

>without it being incest
What's the point then

look at the archive

blueribbons.moe

That video actually made me want to cry a bit. I really felt sorry for the pathetic schmuck, so alone in the world that he had to pretend this device cared about him.

This. While other countries have decided to solve their growth problems by importing more foreigners to their countries, Japan has decided to tackle the same problem through increased automation.

It's pretty ambitions since instead of importing immigrants they're building robots.

And yet at the same time there are millions of people who have someone and yet still feel the same level of loneliness. It's all the same. People derive things in various ways and they're all valid and equal.

>when I lived with my parents?
I like how you finished your sentence, realized it implied you still lived with your mom and tacked this shit on the end. That's exactly how I would play it too

>coworker passes by
>who are you talking too?
>oh nobody
>coworker spreads rumor that you finally got a girlfriend
>everyone is happy for you

This is the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.

Get a cat ffs.

>Get a cat
>end up spending your paycheck on food, litter, and allergy meds

Might be nice.
>user-kun, I see you just took a picture that has 2 females in it with you. Do you not love me any more, user-kun?

>so alone in the world that he had to pretend this device cared about him.
you now realize there are people so alone in the world they don't even use a device, they just use their imagination

normos get out

Face it, otakus are proud of being who they are and will unapologeticlly use this without any sense of shame

There's literally no reason to pity them.

Pretty depressing

January.

>connected to the internet
So it can get hacked, right?

>mfw some cyberhacker NTRs me and makes my waifu only talk about how big his ram sticks are

The future is here

>hacker replaces your waifu with the worst girl from her respective series

But I already have Rinna.

But what if she already is worst girl?

This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

Real girls aren't that bad you know.

it's subjective

if she's your waifu, she's clearly not >your worst girl of the show

so the hacker replaces her with someone's best girl, but is your least favorite

>>>/facebook/

>somebody's home for me

Holy fucking shit. The fucker who made this sure knows how to get people's feels.
That hit real hard.

>PC
>Japan
Yeah, nah

I want one of these but with randy savage in it

>hook a yandere AI waifu hooked up to your botnet home
>she always she follows you around in your apartment
>makes sure that you don't look at other sluts while on the computer
>every day she comes up with new ways to try to keep you at from leaving your home
>constantly demands your attention via your phone while you're out
>gets frantic when you don't reply immediately
>in the rare cases where 3DPD gets in your home for whatever reason, she tries her best to chase it away using her authority over the various smart botnet devices in your home
>since she can't physically touch you, she occasionally does stuff like demanding that you to put the Roomba controlled by her on your lap to simulate physical contact with her
This sounds great.

I thought it was weird that they'd market it from that angle.

I don't think lonely people want to be portrayed as being so desperate/pathetic for human interaction that they need to buy such products.

>tfw you realize the future of technology is actually pretty disappointing and mediocre

I mean all we're doing is making robot versions of things we already have

we need to go more sci-fi, like fulldive shit

Oh man, those last two points really got me in the doki doki

can't make quality stuff if you won't make a return on it, capitalism ho!

Nice. But can mod the girl in it?
I want my very own Dark Elven Queen waiting for me at home.