JoJo Thread

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First for speedmite

How can "one" man be so fucking sexy?

That's fucking terrifying

I love it.

I like it.

I've already stole the concept of [virginity] from your ass!

Give me the new Jojolion already or ILL POST THE PASTEBIN

Why couldn't Kira just forcibly activate Deadly Queen: Eats My Shorts preemptively?

Why does Jobin need a rokakaka to perform equivalent exchange? Can't he just dump Dolomite and himself into a wall eyes ditch? Or did Araki recon how equivalent exchange happens?

BONE RUSH

It'll be out this weekend

i want to squish pucci until he dies from asphyxiation

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You forgot to upload the next file.

Fusion of 2 sexy men.

Is the new chapter out in Japan?

He could be lying just to get Dolemite to do something. He openly lied to Aishou and Tsurugi states he's business first.

We can be civil Gap boy.

>tfw the last updated chapter of part 5 was posted a month ago saying "more coming this week"

How far in is the part 5 update? Is the anime gonna overtake the nice scans/trans of the mango?

>expecting NearZero do something

No, a couple pages were leaked
yonkouprod.com/reader/read/jojolion/en/0/60/page/1

to do*

Green Day and Oasis part 5 was the last chapter iirc.
I just don't know if i should power through the last 3 volumes so i can move on to part 6 or just wait.

There's 3-4 volumes left that needs to be retranslated
I don't expect a VA anime to air until fall 17 or winter 18, so the manga will be fully retranslated by then

>yfw Dolomite fuses with doggo

>Snoop Dog

i literally love jolyne the most!

I literally love her too! She's cute! Cute!

I WARNED YOU

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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YAMEROOOOO

>"Part 5 will be done by the end of the year"

YOU FUCKING MADMAN. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL

The name of the last song you listen is the name of your new Stand

What's his power
>hardmode
Stand ability has to be original

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Fuck off.

Song: get got

Power: you GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT BLOOD RUSH TO MY BIT HOT LOCK POPPIN OFF THE FUCKIN BLOCK KNOT CLOCKIN WRIST SLIT WATCH BENT THOUGHT BOT

>On GP

amazing song, but pretty lame name for a stand

at first I was like fuck this guy but then

he's pretty cool

>you will never read part 4 for the first time again

just get a lobotomy

song: texas bronco
youtube.com/watch?v=aNoR7cTe1gQ&t=106s
power:be the ultimate bro

>Josuke can make girls a virgin again

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WHATRE YOU DOING

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is it [ A N O N S ] final stand attack!

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>Hush

Once put in place the user and victim can't make any sound because any sound they make hurts themselves. The victim for the most part wont even know the stand is activated until it's too late.

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YAMEROOOOOOOO

Don't you even start with this shit.

I still would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.

The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).

I like to compare this guy to Rohan and say that not only they possess the same personality, they also had wronged Josuke in a mirrored fashion. Yet their treatments vary vast in difference for whatever reason.

Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.

Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.

As cocky, apathetic and obssessive this guy may be, by analysing his abilities we would know he does not go out of his way to harm others unnecessarily as his ability is very conditional to himself while it possesses no actual combat strength and when he does, he lets them go just as easy as opening a piece of folded paper. He sought to minimise the amount of people involved in his obssession trip and although he could also kill his captive as easy as ripping paper into pieces, he only reserves that as the last resort.

He had been overboard just like how he really screwed over that taxi driver hard, but he had realised it by the end. As obssessive he may be I have no doubt that after a solid beat down he would learn "constraint" properly just like almost all antagonists who had wronged Josuke in the past, especially Rohan.

Yet he was given 0 space to redeem himself and was sent straight to capital punishment. Unlike Rohan who had done exactly the same things to Josuke yet didn't get him riled up as badly, all because one of the people that got involved was Josuke's mum. Josuke is just too much of a mama's boy I swear. Sure I would be really pissed too if someone were to drag her into a fight, but a comeback like that? I just don't think so, I don't think Josuke would really go that far as a character even if he was not actually in his right mind at that time either, as he barely did that much to Rohan previously.

Terunosuke could have been an interesting side character for later story development, dunno why Araki just hates him so much he had to practically torture him to the end of time, while making a joke out of it.

STOP

By the time Teru showed up Josuke was tired of getting new allies and just wanted to catch Kira. He probably said "fuck it, i'll turn him into a book" because it was infinitely easier than the alternative of letting him go

i want to go swimming inside te~~~~~~~ru

I hate Jolyne and I want to not just kill her but erase her and her entire damned family from existence.

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There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

He broke into his mother's home and kidnapped her I doubt he'd want to be friends with him

Yep this thread is done, best start migrating to the Johnny thread

>keit-ai
Shit, wrong version

「FUCK THIS THREAD」

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>yfw Garik will be the first to draw Dolemite porn of him being a literal fuck nugget with cute lacy stub-bra

Yup

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Post the rest and liberate this thread

what the fuck
i have 2 summons i could do but i wont.

That would actually be kind of hot if it was't for fatty

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Does he draw good females?

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>this is what jojothreads are now

I want to fuck Paisley Park
>now

it was better during the day when the spoiler hype aura was still on, now its just l8 night shitposting.

>Have a Nice Day
>anyone standing near me becomes relaxed and happy. Eventually it becomes like a drug and they start to obey my commands just to be near me.

I give off good vibes meng
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Why does episode 16 feel like such a standalone?
The Jotaro's fashion, the art quality, even the story of that episode are totally different.

Isn't that his left leg

shhhh it was a rush job

It's been established in the flashback that a human exchange like the one that made Gappy can't be done with just the Wall Eyes, it needs the Wall Eyes AND a Rokakaka to pull off. You can still do simple exchange shit like the fruits Kyou did but more power is needed to do a Gappy tier exchange.

>tfw no Pucci squeeze-toy that squeaks when you squeeze it

He's one of the few artists who can draw vaginas and his genderbends/straight stuff is great. But he now draws mostly fetish and gay shit.
Used to offer $10 for things like that Shigechi and I was gonna order a Yukako/Aya one for that poor starved user who was destroyed by the dubs.

We made a chicken guy. We had our bickering over moonrunes. Jojo would implode if we had 3 straight good threads

Isn't that one not even a genderswap? He said it was a femboy version of Jotaro,

is that the ratt episode? i heard they hired someone completely different from the usual

Daily reminder that his name isn't Dolemite, it's Doremite and isn't pronounced 'doh-reh-might' but 'doh-reh-mee-teh' because of how it's spelled in Nip. Doremite is a mountain range in Italy like how Yagiyama and Dainenjiyama were mountains in Sendai, where Morioh is supposedly located.

>I was gonna order a Yukako/Aya one for that poor starved user who was destroyed by the dubs.

Please. I'm begging you

Nah it was one guy who's done plenty of other episodes but since it was so unimportant overall it had a very low budget and he had to get creative with masking the low budget, hence why there are so many gorgeous looking stills that episode but the actual animation is few and far between.

I'm gonna pretend this is Kyo

>Disowned Inc

>Suspends causality. When Disowned Inc touches an inanimated object it stops follows the laws of cause and effect turning invisible, intangible and generally undetectable for everyone by user who can still manipulate it freely. I.e. the user can stab someone with a knife but it wouldn't be visible and wouldn't hurt the victim. After Disowned Inc releases it's ability, all the effects come into action: i.e. the previously stabed person gets an actual wound from the stab.

youtube.com/watch?v=0wZLKBsDxtw

It's literally not though.

It was the first thing I had that was safe enough to post.

He's backed up and re doing his prices.
I'll consider it just because I saw your pain through every thread after. And because I'm moderately interested in Aya.

It's ruined if you look at the frontal version but that works.

You're the hero we need but we don't deserve. Have a rare Joshu