PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>This Week @State 11/24/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #41 (Thanksgiving Message) 11/23/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania feed the Coast Guard 11/23/17
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>Pres Trump speaking to the troops for Thanksgiving 11/23/17
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>VP Pence @Walter Reed Mil Hospital 11/22/17
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>VP Pence motorcade 11/22/17
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>IntSec Zinke Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
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>AG Sessions Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
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>NATO Resolute Support Cmdr Gen nicholson Press on Afghan 11/21/17
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>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
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>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
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>Pres Trump pardons Drumstick w/Barron&Tiffany 11/21/17
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>Ivanka &kids arrive @Turkey Pardon Ceremony 11/21/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets Peruvian FM 11/21/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/21/17
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>Introducing Wishbone & Drumstick, official TotUS 11/20/17
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SI EDITION
MAGA
MAGA
AWOO
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>Family finds sizable python in toilet...
Who tread on the snek?
HAPPY AWOO YEAR!
>Python has dumped core
I want to fuck that...
er....whatever it is...
>three weeks of downtime to replace the bride-selling scene of PoTC
>ten months is not enough time for Disney to hurry up and make a Donald Trump animatronic
(((Bob Iger))) needs to stop being such a faggot. Someone should get Trump to point this out and fuck up their Christmas season returns. They're already returning a loss for the first time in decades. Trump could fuck that doubly hard with a single tweet.
>tfw 2018 is a Year of the Dog in the Chinese Zodiac
BRILLIANT
HOW DO WE GET NORMIES MAD ABOUT IT THOUGH?
TELL THE VFW!
Aren't pythons largely inoffensive? Unless you're a small mammal, of course
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So is Trump going to make Ivanka U.N. Ambassador and Hailey Sec of State or was that just ((speculation))?
Do not fun the bun.
Mitt Romney will be the next SoS. All the reputable media and journalists said so.
so OP from other thread was suggesting most of these posts are from Awoo bots ?
jej
Safe to assume there’s an awoo for any and every occasion?
When is trumo going to tweet
how insecure is trump that he claims time considered him as person of the year? how can one man be so pathetic?
I don't understand how anyone finds this broad on F&F attractive yet there's at least one autist who frequents /ptf/ that is obsessed with her.
That is still a big snek in your toilet, user. I don't really know if they are aggressive.
I’m sure there are bots here. Most of the posters seem human and give human responses
forgot muh pic
I love Kellyanne.
Wrong. He claimed TIME had asked him for an interview and a photoshoot. As for today, TIME hasn't denied this
There's even some for occasions we all pray never come.
The short yet beautiful story of Pilz the cuck and how he save Austria.
>be Pilz, a massive cuck
>be a part of the Marxist Green party in Austria
>import Muslims to suck their cocks
>Greens lose support
>elections coming up
>some of the Greens want to slightly slow down Muslim cock importium business
>but not you, you want to import even more cock to suck!
>split the party
>have your name all over the new party, and even call it Pilz
>cuck the Greens to barely miss the 4% mark (3.8%) and thus lose all power
>get your Pilz party to gov barely with almost no power (4.4%)
>get accused of sexual harassment
>be in the modern left, thus guilty by default
>be removed from the party
>crash both parties, the Greens and Pilz
>destroy the Greens entirely in one election cycle, from significant power to none
>destroy your own career and reputation
>hand the gov of Austria to the "far" right
>worst of all, fail to import Muslim cock to suck
>commit sudoku
If there isn't, we can make one.
Shut up faggot.
Morning.
Surprisingly, I haven’t seen one post about Lisa cohosting F&F
Trump birth year = what animal?
We work hard to cover new occasions as they arise. It is the most fun non-job I've ever had.
/ourguy/?
you just know he eats milf pussy in the breakroom
I wish I was a bot. That way I could have an AI gft
I wouldn't be surprised if some of the first posts are bots. That being said, I've been following these threads since the primaries and I haven't downloaded a single Momiji, though I do think she's cute.
Wew kek
Good morning.
Nice to see one bunch of Germans with their heads on right.
Fire Dog!
Are you fucking shitting me?
One second while I verify
based pilz
hope he kills himself
Shut up faggot.
Morning.
Stop being a retard, schizo fag. Fuck off to 8gag with the rest of your dumb nigger compatriots.
While a goldmine would be shade thrown at the Shades of Green, just general political treatment would be enough to spark outrage. Point out the time delays, how even the renovations for Obama took eight months, and in that time had press about speech making and progress updates, while no such information has been made for the supposed renovations for the new HoP.
Try to track down price tags on the renovations, there's got to be some returns on the cost of the renovations and if there were evidence of any here, they'd show up too. If we can't, we have a case to say Disney has just shuttered the hall and isn't working on it.
She looks like a FAS baby.
Nice to see you up and about.
Nice music.
I’ve got a couple wolf girls saved.
I do not lie, even on the internet, m8. Perform your verification.
HOOOO
LEEEEEEEEEE
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Board is in flux a bit if you haven't noticed. Good morning.
Don’t know what that means but she’s pretty alright.
RIP PILF YOU WON'T BE MISSED
2016 was also the year of the fire monkey
Noice.
fetal alcohol syndrome
WE SHOULD HAVE MADE MORE FIRE DOG AMATERASU MEMES WHEN THE GETTING WAS GOOD BACK IN THE PRIMARY DAYS!
Here is a picture of my foot. I know you want it nigger. Don’t lie.
Wow.
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
Trump lost in every Star Wars movie expect The Empire Strikes back, so how can you say that he even got a chance?
Fucking nasty
Likewise. I hope all is well.
Good morning. I noticed. Have I missed anything of note in my brief absence?
Be nice.
You could start now and it'd work, given the Okami HD port.
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Jesus, you have a lot of hair on your :/direcotry:human foot
just like mine
F..Frodo?
post yfw Trump just tweets "I am Q"
>Chinks knew about meme magic when us chalkasians was still living in caves.
I'd be so happy if McTurtleman was replaced with someone who doesn't suck swamp cock. But who would replace him? Undoubtedly it would be someone shittier. The GOPe is utter trash.
How many days? We were launching campaigns against the larper threads and they have finally been banished. All the people who were formerly in that thread are running wild now so it is like the town asylum let out all the crazy people on the board. Standard holiday stuff otherwise. Trump cultural revolution continues.
NEWT
In picture form;
>FPÖ
Le far right, the EU and Jews everywhere kvetching
>ÖVP
Cuckservatives until recently with the new young leader at least claiming to align mostly with FPÖ. If he isn't a traitor, ÖVP + FPÖ will be the government.
>SPÖ
Socialist cucks.
>NEOS
Socialist cucks
>PILZ
Pilz party, now with less Pilz
>Greens
Marxist muslim cock sucking commies
Finland turns 100 on December 6th.
Would be nice to have one for that occasion.
He's not in the Senate, sadly. He could technically be elected the Speaker, though, as the rules of the House do not require the Speaker to be a Representative.
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Were you lads aware of this?
Trumps current number one stalker.
Done.
At this point, who do they have left who isn't about to retire or drop dead from cancer that can be a more annoying pain than the Turtle?
Eventualyl, Roy Moore. Then the REEEE from the left will grow to such a volume as to be heard throughout time.
what if Sup Forums spreads a little of the old "Fake News" of "DISNEY WORLD SHUTS DOWN HALL OF PRESIDENT IN TRUMP PROTEST"
Making them either have to say "no uh er uh we arent...we're renovating...s-see?"
Which will beg the questions you say about "well, what is taking so long?"
Rand or Cruz. Get Rand in there and spending will actually get cut like it needs to.
I would cum if Roy Moore finagled his way into being the Majority Leader. Holy shit the left would be triggered into comas.
Thanks, but that's just an everyday Finnish Awoo
Everything is alright. Got done with one of my morning walks a few minutes ago.
Don't doubt Chinese Black Magic
What's there to celebrate? Our government is run by traitors, quite literally.
>fox playing Whitesnake
yes
Lindsey Graham is who I fear would be the new Leader.
I'm cool with either one. El Rato has actually been a really good guy since the Inauguration. I suspect he still secretly hates Trump but knows which way the wind is blowing and wants a second bite at the apple in 2024.
Gonna go cruise the strip in my Trans Am.
They had some Ozzy earlier too
government != isämmaa
The Eternal Austrian is rising it seems. Better watch out Czechia.
>Lindsey Graham
No one likes him
elaborate
kek
>How many days?
3.
>We were launching campaigns against the larper threads and they have finally been banished
Good. I had wondered why they were not dealt with sooner but better late than never.
>Trump cultural revolution continues.
That is unstoppable. Of course it continues.
Very nice.
This.