Netoge no Yome

Into her? Absolutely.
Would even take responsibility.

She would be free to leech off of me, maybe she could do some housework and look after the kids and in her free time she can do whatever she wants like play gameu or whatever.

What do you call this kind of relationship with another woman?

I would go balls deep as they like to say.

I rather pig

Gross

That's probably because you look like one.

I already fuck my own hand every night.

In a heart beat. Specially because nice body and because she genuinely loves you.

Who /sensei/ here?

A relationship.

Good luck trying to be friendzoned at best