Long-nose man come in to cave

>Long-nose man come in to cave
>tell me thst six long-nose tribe die in holobunga
>six? That a lot
>Me think holobunga fake

>Tribe man count 200 bones in ape-man body
>Tribe man counts that 200 6 gorillion times is big number that tribe man can't count to
>Tribe man realize those bones need to be buried somewhere
>Tribe man no find 2006 gorillion ape-man bones

neanderthals were just white abos

>me look at cave paint of holobunga
>long nose man tell me what paint mean
>he say many long nose was kill in holobunga
>he say they killed by man grab their pee sticks too much
>me laugh

>nit a tred
>normi step on tred
>"get of ma tred"
>"no"
>skrim at normi
>"fuk of, dou frog"
>he go

>dark skin tribe walks into cave
>stab everyone to death with spears
>"WE WUZ REAL LONGNOSE TRIBE ND SHIET"

>bignose man tell me more about holobunga
>bignose man tell me about death by lightning floor
>me hear story and laugh
>bignose start to whine. and whine. and whine.

>me pinch longnose man
>he said to all men in cave i killed him

They had large brains though

abos don't even have a brain

Neanderthals seem to have had similar head (and nose) shape to a lot of ashkenazi Jews.
I was watching a doco on Neanderthals that suggested they were shorter than us and they would have also had higher pitched voices. (like Jews)

When you're breeding animals sometimes you get one that presents with traits of a distant ancestor. It's a throwback.
I'm wondering if what Ashkenazi Jews did was inadvertently breed themselves to be throwbacks to Neanderthals, I believe it's confirmed that they have a higher percentage of Neanderthal DNA than most do.
Neanderthals had larger skulls and were probably more intelligent, it could be part of why they are so intelligent.

>me have pointy stick
>some elder say I dont need pointy stick
>me gathers more pointy sticks and put sharp crab claw points on them
>austrolopithicene shrieking

SHELL

>longnose man come in cave
>longnose man say he give rock for meat
>me can't eat rock and live in cave so already have rock
>longnose man say RockCoin be very valuable many seasons from now so give meat now
>me laugh hard at joke but longnose loudly call me antinose and stomp out
>me laugh even harder

kek

>long nose come to cave
>says me women have to mate with dark skin tribe men
>me ask why
>long nose gets angry
>me ask why long nose women don't mate with dark skin tribe
>long nose get even angrier

>me beat bignose with stick
>bignose man offers tribe across big water shiny pebble
>across big water tribe flys pterodactyl to my cave
>pterodactyl drop big pebble
>ogging booging cave is gone
>ughing bignoses man

plausible

Bill Maher?
But fuck Sweden you guys are coming back.
Fuck yeah!

this is a good thread

But neanderthals were very strong unlike Jews.

>me cold weather cromagnum man
>be painting on cave walls
>make draw of woman with big gazungas
>go out to help with mammoth hunt, get some meat, feel good tummy
>get back to cave
>warm weather cro magnum man there
>draw on my wall
>make paint of chocolate mans make snu snu with my big gazunga woman
>me get mad chase with spear
>warm weather man fast, get away with speed of emu
>yell in strange tongue, "KAh-unht, KAh-unht
>him look like picture upload

>big cave next invite black monkey into cave
>me laugh only white monkey in here cave
big cave next berrypicker as fuck

NUT