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Shittiest analogy I've ever seen. You want to do McDonalds next?

Fucking retard, the US protects your right to bear arms, not shark arms. How the fuck are you guys to fight against tyranny with a shark lmao kid what you going to do flood the entire country? Retard

This 100%.

The left LOVES false equivalencies.

Op, if we wanted Twitter, we'd be on twitter. Some guy shit posts on twitter does not mean you should spread the shit on Sup Forums bread.

FUCK THE NETS GIMME THE SHARKS

pet sharks can kill you like guns can kill you if you're not careful...

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Ok, but I want the biggest shark they make so people will think I have a giant penis. I can haul it to the beach in my lifted truck with off road tires that I drive to the grocery store. People see it and they are like "Wow. He must be hung like a moose to have a truck like that"

>Lets put signs on the doors to keep all the guns out!

Places literally do this.

yes, so much "gun crime" in the United States. Its such a huge problem.

Ban all memeflaggots.

Why don't we just ban people from swimming instead?

>he wants to build a shark net
Um WOW sharkophobic much? Sharks are a fish of peace

Firing an AR-15 is...
>Opinion,
>Opinion and
>Hearing Protection.

Nigga try firing an AK...

Twitter in a nutshell:
>lol wypipo are so stupid n have no culture we wuz khangz n shiet muh melanin
>[gif of Kim Kardashian or Beyonce drinking tea]
>12388423856458732458347590 likes
>2298343842349148 retweets

>these are the people who are calling for civil war against trump

NIGGER ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH

USA: Everybody get a nigger to protect you from other niggers

Can we just ban non sequiturs? Sharks have no relation to guns whatsoever, I'm tired of liberals trying to seem smart by using shitty metaphors.

>SHARK ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH

>Sensible people: lets put nets out to keep the sharks out

>Leftists: DON'T BE AQUAPHOBIC! YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED BY STAIRS THAN SHARKS!

>BUT WHAT IF GUNS WERE SHARKS, THOUGH?
>YOU LOOK PRETTY SILLY NOW, GUN OWNERS

If stricter gun control is a matter of common sense, then why can't these fucking retards ever make their case without some ridiculous analogy?

Dude, I want a fucking attack shark as a pet.

More like libfucks would propose the eradication of all shark species

everybody, build more forced labor camps to protect you from other forced labor camps

So what you're saying is Australia is giving bulletproof vests to people? That's the equivalence you're drawing, unless you're a complete fucking moron-- he's not saying they're confiscating the sharks.

Also yes I would like my own shark, thank you very much.

>not wanting a fucking shark

mfw

Or, just hear me out...

You don't go in shark infested waters?

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BUILD NET
DEPORT ALL SHARKS
BAD HOMBRES

Believe me, I would opt in for my own self defense shark if I could.

>not wanting attack sharks for personal protection

fatass probably buys menstrual blood popsicles.

Shark nets are inhumane and ineffective. They're the TSA of marine protection.

wow this analogy actually makes so much sense
i've officially changed my mind on gun control, thanks op!

pussy

Only a massive hidden flag faggot would come up with this retard logic.

If you could train sharks to protect you from other sharks this would be a very valid strategy. The Navy trained a bunch of dolphins to protect its divers from sharks. A group of dolphin will fucking wreck sharks. They smash them in their gills with their snouts until they die.

Retard. The equivalent would be everyone at the beach gets a harpoon/speargun.

Fuck I want a shark now

Kek

>analogies

>memeflag
when will this stop?

Why would you brag about being a cuck with no freedom?

>get with buddy and his shark
>hook them up and go shark-skiiing

Why not just shoot the sharks?

dont go bathing, dont get attacked by a shark

>USA: Everybody get a shark to protect you from other shark owners.
ftfy

>Shark attacks at record high
Sensible Person
>Don't swim with sharks, take measures to protect yourself from sharks
Leftist
>STOP VICTIM BLAMING

See I can do it too

>this faggot doesn't even have a shark

Are your nets like a wall??

considering he claimed he got PTSD and bruises from an AR an AK would probably blow his arm clean out of the socket

And you would still owe reparations out of the profit you've generated from the society you forced them to build for you

Btw, in Sweden you get a designed policeman with service shark to protect you while jogging in environment infested with dark-skinned sharks.

>USA Defense Shark Program begins
>startup businesses start growing sharks
>other companies start modifying sharks to select for size, aggression and defensive nature
>industry explodes
>100's of thousands of Americans put to work in the Defense Shark industry
>in the process they solve worldwide endangered shark problem by creating industrial scale shark breeding farms
>undo the damage the Chinks did by killing almost all the sharks to make their silly tiny penises hard
>in 50 years all sharks in the ocean are offspring of the genetically modified American sharks
>all sharks now impulsively defend humans and only eat fish
>multiple drowning people saved each year by sharks

Yeah, sounds like something America would do.

so we should put up nets to stop shootings?

#sharklivesmatter

To be fair, if you could tame a great white not much would be able to get you in the ocean.

>(((Kuntzman)))

>NIGGER ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH

>Australia: let's remove all the niggers to keep everyone safe

>USA: Everybody get a nigger to protect you from other niggers!


GUNNUTS BTFO!! DRUFM BTFO!!!! BREXIT BTFO!!!! NETHERLANDS BTFO!!!!

>Shark attacks at record high

Leftist: How about we teach our sharks not to attack?

same analogy could be used for muslims and niggers raping and destroying in europe.

Ill take a Mako

No, we use no gun zones. They are proven science.

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>not having a pet shark to bite the crap out of wild sharks

FYI - those nets didnt even work. stupid faggot

Maybe, just maybe a Nork sub would get you.
Or Tyrone and Myke with pair of Great whites.

Pod of well-cultured killer whales too.

kek. somebody should tweet this at him with a graph of FBI crime statistics for reference.

>Australia: Lets put nets out to keep bathers safe
>USA: Everybody get a shark to protect you from other sharks

Democrats: LETS BAN ALL ASSAULT SHARKS! REEEEEE

Guard sharks are a good idea

fuck that, i want a gun and a shark net .

>implying it's controversial that plantation labor was how the US economy managed to sustain itself

Since when is a shark a tool/weapon?

Australia polled heavily against shark culling. Sage

>To be fair, if you could tame a great white not much would be able to get you in the ocean.

Orcas manhandle Great Whites, and you can literally tame them. Personal defense Orcas when?

>
i got a shark that gots 40 shots and my shark literally gets its shark cock sucked, and fucked daily.

yep every god damn time

I"ll take a Great Huwhite.

Yes, I defend the right to own sharks.

NIGGER ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH

ISRAEL: KEEP THEM OUT
MURRICA: GIVE THEM RIGHTS

That entire article is a 10/10 laugh

>be australian
>get attacked by sharks
>vote to protect the sharks

How is it possible to be so fucking retarded?

analogies only explain concepts
they aren't arguments

Lets regulate sharks

>Memeflag
You are looking for something to post on r/Sup Forums aren't you?
Saged

this

But I’m an aquarium diver in Australia with a large tank at home and a gun license - I have nets, guns and a shark. What the fuck does that make me?

No that's stupid. Everyone knows that it's dolphins that beat sharks.

You're more likely to die from a cow stampede than a shark attack. Nice try Muhammad.

IMMIGRANT ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH
BUILD A WALL, FAT GANDALF SAID SO

>SHARK ATTACKS AT RECORD HIGH

>USA SOLUTION
>SHOOT THE SHARK IF IT COMES AT YOU
>SOMETIMES DOLPHINS GET SHOT, WHOOPS


>PROPOSED LEFTIST USA SOLUTION
>BAN SHARKS (ACTUALLY MOSTLY DOLPHINS)
>NOW THE SHARKS JUST EAT ALL THE DOLPHINS

If that is what we have to pay to get those niggers to leave than I'm okay with that. We really don't owe them much anyway

>be australian
>get trampled by cows
>get trampled by emus
>get trampled by spiders
>get attacked by sharks
>ban guns

This is why you don't eat paint chips.

I reported in this last year on my network at 0:27:

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JUST SHOOT THE SHARK!

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