Reminder you're being watched

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Don't worry. You don't have anything to hide.

I physically removed my cam and mic.

What about the hidden ones ?

Not everyone lives in bongland

my computer is hooked up to an old lcd tv

watch these

You aer like little babby. Watch these

why use laptop?

tt

How can I chose MI6 instead of CIA to be watching me? I don't very much like yanks.

im so lonely I enjoy being watched.

I make all my pipebombs and rape dungeons out in the woods anyway.

i take a drill to all cameras and microphones on all my devices. just pop a little hole in them. done.

my desktop has neither a microphone nor camera

xd

No no, my friend.
Watch these

I've covered my camera with duct tape and I don't care if they listen to me.

failures

now watch this

Alright lets put some math into this shall we?

I am not some college level theoretical calculis faggot (Is that even a thing). just to make this simplier lets narrow it down to only cell phones.

spring 2017 237 million people with phones.
statista.com/statistics/231612/number-of-cell-phone-users-usa/

for data constraints lets say they compress every video to 720p.

If your 720p video is encoded at 5 Mbps (a reasonably good value for, say, h.264-encoded cinematic video), then 5 Mbps * 3600 seconds = 18000 megabits = 2250 megabytes = 2.25 GB.

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237,000,000 * 2.25GB = 533250000GB

thats 533.25 petabytes, alone for just cell phones AN HOUR.

Yeah I am sure they watch all of us, and can afford it.

same here
you can listen to me fap but please dont watch me

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Reminder that J Edgar was a fag

My Sup Forums approved IBM thinkpad has no camera

behold

You're missing the point of this thread. You're not being watched for who you are , but for what a computer wants to be.

That would be a stream, where the general data is deleted after an hour and only selected and important pieces of people showing up on the radar are recorded for longer hours. That narrows down the data usage tremendously. And NSA certainly has a data centre big enough for that.

>Netherlands can't into electricians tape

h/o hacking ur comp 2make ur piezo on motherboard a mic

I make sure to get monitors without cameras

No.

You mean GCHQ. Congratulations, your wish has been granted.

J Edgar was a fag GET

just use the sticky part of the label of any water bottle, always handy

Almost all monitors have hidden cameras esp. Vizios.

Jokes on you my laptop doesn't have a webcam! I don't talk to myself so microphone doesn't matter, it off if I'm not using it.

don't have a camera on my computer

And Allen Dulles was a diva-level god tier ladies man.

Why did intelligence agencies attract these men and how did they make it to the very top?

what about my acer kg240

I hope they enjoy seeing my 8" schlong

If it doesn't have a removable battery or physical switch you have a botnet device.

Any smartphone device without a removable battery is always on, always listening, always capturing, always tracking.

>the virgin laptop
>the chad PC

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digital sensors can pick up radiation hitting it
if you black tape your camera it can still track movement

r8 my larps

my le 56% masturbation face isn't much to look at

>if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear, user

Just use these

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PC has no cam, selfie-cam on my phone has black tape on it.

>it's someone's job to watch me jack off

piece of tape over my camera lens

Dulles on Hoover action

you nerds arent going far enough

i duct tape my entire body. get on my level

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Her name is J Edina. Please stop being transphobic.

Reminder that I don't care 8)

>he hasn't taped over the camera
It's like you people CHOOSE to be spied on

You fags are doing it wrong. ALWAYS have a wank before discussing turning Jews into soap.
If the guy watching is straight he'll close the tab in disgust and go look at tits. If he's a poof, he'll cum, close all his tabs, and have a little nap.
Either way you're in the clear.

Did you say either way you're a queer?

This is so real. You just blew my mind.

Not an expert on monitors just watched how weeping angel worked.

There's a battery in the camera used as a cmos so even when battery is out it tracks and the camera works. Frp locks prove it.

Its a mini-cooper!

Thats it! I figured it out!

IT WAS FUCKING ALICE COOPER!

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I tape my camera even on my phone and remove it when i beat off so they watch me cum to all the traps

Bitch, please.

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I feel sorry for who ever watch me beat my meal.

>tl;dr I have no idea what the SARC actually does

Is this legit or just tinfoil hate tier shit?
I'm sure you can just disable this.

How many of the fappers of chat-roulette and Omgele are just the NSA streaming the feed from your camera as you fap to trap porn?

But it feels sexy when I'm fapping to shit and I think somebody is spying on me. The way that CIA nigger's little cock twitches as he feels dirty watching me pump my length. Ooohh yaaaaah.

>CIA
>NSA
It goes deeper than that

fuck off

They're not watching you beat off. They're listening to conversations that contain wrongthink. Talk to your spouse, friends or coworkers about anything redpilled? Time to check out your habits through front facing cameras and webcams. Maybe you can become the next patsy

I duct taped mine. Am I /untouchable/?
>Gets vanned a few days later

>he doesn't tape his camera and de-solder his microphone
>he runs an operating system that has webcam and microphone drivers

No thanks

>being this schizo
there is literally the most stupid way to spy, considering we are typing "nigger"all the time,... dont you think a keylogger is more simple since the words are digital alredy? Imean, there are not people watching/hearing the 16 hours you use your pc a day

a-ayys?

shit attempt brah. watch these trips.

rip

I glued paper over my laptop camera.

What did you use for glue though?

you are fucking reaterded. Do you seriosly think they will watch you all day? what for? OMFG
read

Black paper and then tape over it. I did the same to my phone front camera. I just dont want the device to watch me.

It doesn't bother that bad. I kinda feel like an exhibitionist. It's hawt to think some voyuer is getting their rocks off to me getting my rocks off.

I can account for the integrity of my devices. always tape the webcam too.

this is the essential point. you want to be categorized as part of the general public, while admitting the least PII

too bad I already jerk off to random people on a cam site anyway
the majority of people that end up watching me are dudes but I don't give a fuck

Yet children continue to be abused by pedos.

>not wanting the NSA watch you fap and be impressed by your BWC
Faggot.

Yeah that's the only way I can get off anymore.

I jerk off, stare right at the cam, yell Hillary Clinton's name and say it was her turn so they know I am a good goy with nothing to hide.
Hoping shareblue is watching and will pick me up as a free agent.

Just punch out a paper circle and scotch tape it over the camera.
The microphone is tricker. If your computer has a mic jack, Insert the plug from a pair of old headphones that you have cut off right where the wire leaves the jack.

finally someone gets to see my giant nuts and balls

Always.

Tape, motherfucker. Get some, place over camera. Fucking magic

This is why we need to kill the jews. Look what they have done.

>oh my god that's some sexy belly fat
>yeah baby, beat that meat *furiously masturbates with moldy fleshlight*, yeah rub those hairy manboobs.
>that neckbeard is so hot *licks finger an puts in anus* i wanna run my tongue up that hairy neck an pop your pimples with my teeth, hngg!

not so hot now, eh?

nope i'm good

went to post this but u saved it first

Why are you projecting? I'm a 10/10 Chad with a 9 inch cock. Everyone wants to watch me jerk it, you on the other hand...

It's covered.
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This picture is more unnerving than that stupid Smiledog meme.