Are there actually people who get paid to post here?

Are there actually people who get paid to post here?

How do I get a gig like that lol?

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>wearing a watch
any jealousy i had is gone. i'm free.

probably, but you'd earn more money shilling on reddit. it's bigger and more lucrative.

It looks like an Audemars. Those things cost like US$25,000 at least.

Great taste though. The definition of understated, unpretentious quality.

Yeah, I get paid to post here. I work at a debt collection service but we also recently got contract work from another company to get people to post here and other places, employees have the option to post this stuff or go back to the phones and deal with debt dodgers. It's much easier to do this and there really isn't much oversight.

Swear a blood oath to Gorge Soros and ever lasting devotion to Share Blue, or JIDF.

This fool had me dying on Joe Rogans podcast. He sounded so full of shit Michael Bay could come up with a better script.
>almost completed buds with two broken legs or some shit like that
> had 5 heart attaches and didn’t even know it
God fucked up when he let this POS life during the Vegas shooting

That makes no sense at all. What does debt collecting have to do with posting on Sup Forums? As a business it doesn't seem that lucrative either, certainly not as lucrative as squeezing people for money.

watches are a sign of non faggotry

that watch in particular is a sign of faggotry

>bigger

hehehe righto kid

Unpretentious? That faggot has about 50 watches of similar value to that one. He's an utter retard who I wouldn't save before my neighbours dog

You're welcome

Yeah man, me, too. Only I work in management at a cattle slaughtering plant. As they say, "there's more than one way to skin a cat," and it's great to see that the debt collection agencies are giving you the option, as well. It's really far better this way.
>can't see how debt collection is related to posting on Sup Forums
My sides.

It is contracted to us from another company since we have a massive phone bank, they are paying us to use our employees for this

Such classy people in OP's pic, lel.

I challenge anyone to look at how the Eyes Wide Shut thread was suddenly derailed by 3-4 posters who joined the discussion at the same time and honestly say there aren't paid shills here.

What do you post about/ reply to?

Well that's what happens when you have $100 million+. You gotta find some way to spend it all.

This is where you go to get paid to poast. If you get hired you'll hate your job lol.

appliedmemeticsllc.com

>use a pepe avatar on twitter
>get dm from russian boss
>asks if i want to help trump - he'll pay
>ok
>get sweet sweet rubles
>do a good job
>boss very happy
>get offer to destroy filthy american pig on Sup Forums
>ok
>post here

is this English?

Oh right, so you're basically.

I think they were together for a while. I remember seeing photos of only her on Dan's IG for a good while before it went back to like him surrounded by 8+ hoes in bikinis lol.

No one is actually paid specifically as a Sup Forums shill -- there are undoubtedly people from various intelligence agencies who post/browse for datamining and the like and they are obviously paid.

basically just office drones* Not actual people who go out and kick down doors.

Austrailia gets it.

I'm envious of this guy. He's attractive, rich, muscular. He could sit on his ass, do the best drugs, fuck the tightest, cutest pussy, and travel the world for the rest of his life.

>What do you post about/ reply to?
Mostly just sporadic work when there is some legislation they want people to support, they will contract the work to us, whatever good it does. For the past two weeks it was about anti net neutrality

Yep pretty much, it's a shitty job though and you usually don't want to stay here too long. It's mostly about trying to get people to pay back their student loans.

He's a 5'8" manlet who overcompensates with steroids and wasting daddy's money on useless, vapid, brainless bimbo fuckdolls to fill the giant void in his soul -- he is the definition of degenerate untermensch. You should never be jealous of a particular lifestyle just because it's "easy" or "glamorous". Mold yourself into what you would like to see in others; this is the true definition of success. Shiny baubles mean nothing.

I don't think this fragile try hard understands that he isn't worth 2 fucks to any of these thots if it wasn't for all his money.

He's also a manlet too which makes things even worse.

I guess so. Must have a great imagination. Hookers, watches and guns. What a guy

How the heck do you do that over the phone? 99% of people will just hang up on you. You need some heavies to go to their house and clamp their car or something.

t. dan bilzerian

Yar m8tey, I want to mold myself into a pirate.

I wouldn't want his lifestyle (that shit seems like it would get tiring after a month or two) just his resources.

Tell me with a straight face you wouldn't trade your height for 100 million.

Im pretty sure reddit is just shills and boomers at this point

>not jealous at all

I would have to do a fucking double take. I’m like 6’4” would literally not notice him unless I looked down.

What are we talking about here. I’ll trade two inches for 500K.

I work graves at a hospital and spend 9 out 10 hours sitting on my ass browsing Sup Forums. It's not in my job description, but effectively I really do get paid to browse Sup Forums all night.

You can't really send people there to threaten someone with a delinquent debt that would be illegal. A lot of people will give you cell numbers and sometimes pick up and we can negotiate a way to pay it, if it's a large debt that has gone unpaid you can get lawyers involved. It's easier for us and the person with the debt to handle it but otherwise, in large outstanding debts you have to get the law involved. Companies usually hire debt collection firm so they don't have to do this busy work themselves.

I wouldn't because money doesn't mean anything. Answer me this: how much fucking kike blood do you have? Here's something that will make you really jealous of Dan Bilzerian: he actually PAID to cameo in John Wick -- he got about 1.5 seconds of screen time in a speedo getting shot by Keanu Reeves, an actual self made man who has his priorities in order and spends his money on charity rather than whores. Bilzerian is genuinely the most pathetic e-celeb there is.

Not even an ounce. I'll never have his kind of money but my grandfather is independently wealthy and we run a large yacht servicing company out of Vancouver Island. He started his career as a diesel mechanic and he retired at age 74 -- still wears a mullet and denim shirts; he taught me the value of hard work and generosity. Dan Bilzerian is about as nigger as they come.

>richmanwithhotgirl
>hot girl
>that thing
>hot
But to answer your question, I work for the German BND and I'm supposed to watch Germans that post illegal pictures and illegal opinions. We have however no rights to actually do anything as long as Hiro does not give us your ID's. So I'm just shitposting and falseflagging and fill out a report every week.

>You gotta find some way to spend it all.

Yeah, buy politicians and forge a new white identitarian movement. Sow chaos around the world etc., but no...this faggot buys watches and has a frankly average girlfriend.

I work from home at a call center.
kinda already paid to be here allot of the time.

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>For the past two weeks it was about anti net neutrality

Who's paying you to do this? Verizon?

>Audemars Piguet
>understated in any possible way
I mean I like the company but come on.

no i shitpost for the lullz and to keep glow in the dark cia niggers guessing. They fuck the population up with disinformation so I return the favor

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Damn right nigger, fucking CIA nigger fucks. Can't avoid them, can't stand them, to hell with those sinful niggers.

you have to be a jew. then israel uses money from america to pay you to shill against americans.

>almost completed buds with two broken legs or some shit like that


This might actually be true. Marcus Luttrell passed buds with a broken pelvis

He could still fuck up every lanklet on earth even if he's like 5'4 or whatever height he tells people

It's about (((their))) globalist agenda. They want to run a prison planet of border-less, race-less, culture-less, nation-less, identity-less subdued sheep. They make up less than 1% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.

In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the present and past in that effort.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:
>youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:
>youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice explained:
>youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in decline - Cultural Marxism:
>youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

The Jewish role in the refugee crisis:
>youtube.com/watch?v=IfCOO7Z39j0

White Genocide is real - In their own words
>liveleak.com/view?i=aec_1508296335

Leftist subversion explained by former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov:
>youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:
>youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:
>youtube.com/watch?v=hvNNtBmA3SQ

The Jewish role in the porn industry:
>youtube.com/watch?v=gwd_Iofr6ZQ

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)
>youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:
>youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A
>youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_WSV4n-u8

Where is my monthly paycheck Putin?

t. wageslave lanklet

Good work user

I get paid to post pro-Trump material so news agencies have more material for their segments.
Trump as president is big money for news agencies.

I wish Dan B got shot on October 1st. His old man robbed working people of their pensions. Now he show boats around with their money.

>illegal opinions

Is there a time line where Dan Blizerian gets shot In the head when he was at the harvest festival?

>dan sees someone get shot in head
>woh! I'm gonna snap chat this !
>takes out his phone and starts filming
>guys I'm at this festival and someone just got-
>*bullet enters his skull and he drops*

I wanna live in that one

Are you serious or just larping?

If real, screenshot or take a pic of a report form