Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - The Christmas markets are open- Editon

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
Presicuck Steinmeier won't call for new election.

>News
focus.de/politik/deutschland/sicherheit-auf-weihnachtsmaerkten-diese-massnahmen-schuetzen-vor-anschlaegen_id_7899236.html
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/julia-kloeckner-cdu-grosse-koalition-gespraeche-mit-der-spd-nicht-vor-januar-a-1180436.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article170988448/SPD-nur-noch-bei-19-Prozent-Spuerbare-Verluste-fuer-FDP.html

>Schandmal trolled and shoahd
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=6s-74tXTFBE

Other urls found in this thread:

mobile.twitter.com/AfD/status/935078435172515840
youtube.com/watch?v=bm_hWenGJKg
phoenix.de/livestream/
streamable.com/bv0n4
youtube.com/watch?v=2xBCurD7Rds
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=GUkXv5ejEyQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9z_ZNH09_ds
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=dwkKXlX2pY4
streamable.com/fhapv
streamable.com/zc5xu
streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka
heise.de/tp/features/Deutschland-ueberrollt-ueberfremdet-ueberfordert-3895709.html
bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2016/pks2016_node.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Xn1rmP6PaVo
youtube.com/watch?v=0dHBXOXQ0gM
3sat.de/mediathek/?mode=play&obj=70183
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

#gutundgerneleben
#werdenunsunsereartzulebennichtnehmenlassn
jaa goys alles wie immer ;)

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>mission 18 accomplished

>linke auf platz 3
>berlin
Kotze.exe

Berlin wieder aufzubauen war ein Fehler

kek

mobile.twitter.com/AfD/status/935078435172515840

Grünen stuß zu fördern wohl eher

>property on Christmas market destroyed by terrorist rampage
>owners want reparations
>needs to be classified as "vehicle accident"
Read this in our local newspaper today. Unbelievable.

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German bureaucracy is beautiful

Since the BKA VB01 talked the retarded moslem into attacking with a truck and to justify a growing security budget it is ok to say kill all german deep state?

I doubt we got a deep state in Germany

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When will we know whether this last-ditch attempt to get the SPD back is successful or not? I'm pretty anxious about it krauts

Till the end of January

Is that based on a legal deadline or just a personal estimation?

nah its just the smartest way of corruption we have over here

The article in the OP says there won’t be any real talks between SPD and CDU till Jan.

german "deep state" is just regular murrican CIA deep state agents giving orders to our incompetent corrupt BND/police administrators
its just like with our media and MSM journalists/editors who are bought with expensive gifts to create specific narratives
must watch:
youtube.com/watch?v=bm_hWenGJKg

>Grüne 12%
Wtf is wrong with people?

curruption is to my knowledge to some degree legal in germany

Ok, thanks. Is there a legal limit on how long they can delay new elections? Can they theoretically drag this out for a year or more? Or will this Steinmeier guy eventually force a new vote to happen after the SPD talks officially fail?

depends on your definition of corruption

Picture of the average grüne wähler.
Noch fragen?

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recieving money before you got elected is legal to my knowledge
>sounds like corruption

Passt doch

We don’t have a time limit in Germany. If they want they can delay it for quite some time

This is great. I've been reading about German Waldkitas and have to say you guys have amazing education.

Now we need another fucking miracle to happen.
This can take a fucking while... maybe even a Kraut/pol/ deprived time...

I wish it wasn't as shit.

Even if GroKo wont be a thing, these lunatics try to hinder new elections by going minority government. even though the people want re-elections, but that'd go to the disadvantages of the CDU which they are fairly aware of.

Schau dir nur die Hackfressen und nu-males an.

ganz ganz widerlich

Ich... nein... ich... hilfe

Are German Americans/Pennsylvania Dutch allowed? I plan on buying some property in Bavaria via Ancestry visas.

Dude.
German citizenship is worth the paper it was written on.
If you think german administration treats this place as holy as it should be as a representative force, you're sorely mistaken.

better buy something in saxony perhaps, also very beautiful, a lot cheaper, way less refugees, not that far away from bavaria if you still want to visit some touristic sites.

AfD rise when?

Can normies be saved?

soon
everything goes according to their plan right now

Whats the next step in your master plan?

right now the other parties rip each other apart while the afd gains all the publicity
the CDU cannot deal with merkels position no more and neither does the SPD with Schultz

they will wait for a reelection or target the GROKO if it would happen

Come over wearing blackface and maybe they gift you a house too.

Blackface is a hoax. A myth

Yes, personally I don't think black people exist.
Propably cooked up by the jew media.

what does?
there will be 4 or even 5 more years of Merkel to transform the country into a socialist surveillance state
they have literally years to undermine and destroy the AfD from within via BND moles (infighting is already happening) or by changing laws to errode their political power (like when they made Schäuble pres of the Bundestag)
also consider that 4 years mean 800.000 new immigrants and even more via Familiennachzug - and there were already motions by SPD to make nu-germans able to vote on the district level
the election really put Merkel on notice that she needs to speed up the transformative process, so expect to see lots of accelerations in their agenda
There also seems to be some major military conflict on the horizon either with Iran or Russia, which you can see by raised military budgets of NATO as a whole. If those economic sanctions wont be enough to get Visegrád in line, some kind of military intervention or mere flexing of muscles will.

Bump

Crashing this plane

Isn paulaner

Schulz statement soon live on Phoenix
phoenix.de/livestream/

is it just me or is he somehow really... down?

That could mean groko....

He's trying to save some credibility by appearing upset and talking like on sleeping pills
>look at me, I don't want this actually

AFD in Opposition

Laugh it up.

I really wish we had an independent president

Apparently they are stupid enough to think nothing could go (wrong for them) with that idea

>independant
>every media outlet screeches about the vile mean nazis in the AFD
>everyone gobbles it up

Yeah, an independant president is going to help there.

Bumpenwerfer

it might need less bumpkins at 18 o clock and later, when anons are out of school/work...

Probably

bump

1. Anlegen
2. Zielen
3. Feuer frei

Why remove AfD speeches from OP?

>AfD speeches in Bundestag
streamable.com/bv0n4 (english subtitles)
youtube.com/watch?v=2xBCurD7Rds (same as above without subtitles)
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=GUkXv5ejEyQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9z_ZNH09_ds
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=dwkKXlX2pY4


>Highlights from "Holocaust Memorial" in Bornhagen
streamable.com/fhapv
streamable.com/zc5xu
streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka (cops)

Fuck, you guys are the people I hate in germany. Fucking neck yourself

Reminder that concrete blocks are useless. Their only purpose is to trigger the automatic brakes in modern trucks, terrorists know this and will simply use old trucks.

Educate yourself.

Student scum

Im not racist dude, and if I'd take that as a fact on Sup Forums.
I mean just realize that we are all the same and that we can be happy to do the things we can.
I can understan refugees since they come from a place which is destroyed now.

Great article on Telepolis:
heise.de/tp/features/Deutschland-ueberrollt-ueberfremdet-ueberfordert-3895709.html
Pic related, their forum is going crazy. Entertaining.

This works better

What did I honestly expect from a guy posting on a afd general thread.

You're eiteher a troll or young and stupid. How are Algeria or Tunisia destroyed countries?
Sources for the numbers in the pic you "don't want to take as a fact" (hurr durr) are the police statistic of 2016 (pic related):
bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2016/pks2016_node.html

Why?

No bully please.

>Im not racist dude, and if I'd take that as a fact on Sup Forums.
Look at the BKA statistics. It is not a conspiracy it is government data.
>I mean just realize that we are all the same and that we can be happy to do the things we can.
Are you baiting.
>I can understan refugees since they come from a place which is destroyed now.
0/10 bait.

Too (((expensive))) for some mere plebs on christmas markets.
t. politicians

I heard helicopter rides are free too

Ok I'm taking this as a fact, still doesn't make me vote afd tho.
How should they make everything better?
Oh guess what, they can't do shit except be stupid.

Here take this nazi asshole

youtube.com/watch?v=Xn1rmP6PaVo

Watch this speech: youtube.com/watch?v=2xBCurD7Rds
Ask yourself why the old parties go crazy when he suggests raising the birth rate of ethnic germans.

You're halfway there though. Leave while you can.

>Ok I'm taking this as a fact, still doesn't make me vote afd tho.
Sure.
>How should they make everything better?
Stop letting people in. And start getting people out.
If Hitler managed to gass six million Jews Germany surely can keep a few million immigrants from entering.
>Oh guess what, they can't do shit except be stupid.
Of course they can.
>Here take this nazi asshole
I am not a nazi though.

>Was ist so schlimm daran, dass eine Bevölkerung eines Landes sich Kulturell verändert?
Read that comment. Day ruined.

This. F*ck nazis

Right wings literally make everything worse
Well people give birth when they want, no party can force that.

t.memeflag antifa

imagine in a world where every crime is documented and recorded, you still believe that there is no clear connection between heritage and behavior. But in education we suddenly accept that a certain community of people can and will shape a person growing up. Straight double think from 1984

t. memeflag piraten

Antifa is good

Take this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Xn1rmP6PaVo

>my home is destroyed so i can ooga booga your home
Wow mohamed

>no party can force that.
How did you get this out of the speech? Did you even watch it?
Improving conditions for youg germans so they get more children != force
WTF dude, at least pretend to discuss.

>Antifa is good
I had to cross 2 police lines during the G20.
I wish the Police would start to shoot sharp when they protest.

NERF THIS

Yeah what would you do in that case

Yeah they are one of the main reasons for why the AfD gets more and more voters:
youtube.com/watch?v=0dHBXOXQ0gM
3sat.de/mediathek/?mode=play&obj=70183

le shoot everyone I don't like man.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xn1rmP6PaVo

Question, do you let a homeless guy in your home?

Go to nearest safe area, wait for the war to be over, go back to rebuild my country

>Antifa is good

>le shoot everyone I don't like man.
Not really, antifa just has a very special place in my heart, generally less violence has to be preferred.

Le youtube

That is, assuming I am not capable of fighting or have the responsibility to take care of my family

If he's literally dying in front of me yes.
if he still has power and can survive I'd give him food.

Don't lie, you'd shit your pants