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The absolute state of british """""police""""".

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that woman is looking at him the same way she would a child on a tricycle

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there should be GTA London map/textures where you can run trucks into pedestrians

You do know that's a well known parody account right?

>there should be GTA London

>make a soap box racer to participate in local tradition
>Amerimutt parody account mocks you
>encourage others to mock tradition
Yes, good goy, spread disinformation.

I'm not amerimutt

Someone shop Pepe pushing Brit cop wojak as a baby cart

oh look it's this thread again
hello my turkish friend, how are you today?

probably talking about a modern style one

t.triggered bobby

How does it feel that your agency is a fucking joke?

This is a real photograph

take off the meme flag then

american police arent doing much better since they traded their redpilled crown vics for holden shitboxes.

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As sad and realistic this is to our police force, you smelly turks hiding behind eu flags will never be european, we will come and gas you cockroachs in 50 years

I hope the guy on the right has dropped something and the other guy is just picking it up for him r...right?

Someone please nuke britain

Well, grabbing on to him prevents the attacker from swinging the axe.

and in the process of getting close enough to grab him he gets an axe in the face.

European logic

Behind every EU flag is a Kraut

That has nothing to do with anything.

Working on it.

i never understood this could all be stopped if the population just said no.
can't the british police just tell the superiors no i'm not going to be a globalist moron and do what you say?

GREAT Britain

>Be Britanistani

>Can't handle the banter

Britain YES!

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they made a 4 wheel bike so the niggers would have a diverse target

how progressive

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it's indoctrination by superiors and media
and im pretty sure if they speak out and reveal their power level they would be branded as nazis white supremacists or islamophobes

buckle up jurgen
europe is in for a wild ride

Reminds me of the 3-wheeled car driven by some retard in Mr Bean.
>sounds about right.
Do they use that to track down online "trolls" for h8speech while driving past immigrant rapefugees and sexpests I wonder.

>not being reminded of these 2 lads and their car
>inb4 you dont know who they are

FUCK OFF MAKING THIS THREAD EVERY DAY

IT IS MADE BY THE SAME FUCKING TURKROACH

As a police officer I find it quite funny to be honest mate

But you yourself are browsing a right-wing propaganda website...Do you at least have your posting license?

Contrary to what people here think, it's not illegal to browse Sup Forums, it's only illegal when there is a victim so for example trolling someone on twitter for being jewish which is covered under hate speech laws

That's interesting to know, thanks.

>the chad soapbox vs the virgin cagie

GOURANGA!

Makes me feel real safe

>it's only illegal when there is a victim
are you guys fucking with me?
lets say a brit talks shit to me and calls me a dirty subhuman slav i cant actually report him to the british authorities and he gets jailed?
hahahahahah
what the actual fuck
pls tell me you're joking

The strong hand on the law

mirin forearms

No, they aren't kidding. I was talking to my Canadian aunt and jokingly said she's retarded. She threated to call the police. And she was dead fucking serious about it.

lol, okay nigger

Are you going to burst into treats and start speaking in tongues about how the amerimutt meme is a George Soros psyop?

Get fucking real. The difference is that we know our police are a joke, you guys have no self awareness.

Top kek, am old enough to remember, but maybe old enough to be suffering from early onset Alzheimers too.

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anglos will be the major players in the extinction of the white race
>alzheimer
wew grandpa hope you dont smoke da reefer
have a nice day sir

I’ve heard that the show was quite popular in the Balkans, particularly Serbia, for some reason.

>Be Amerimutt

don't know about serbia but yeah the show has been popular in croatia
pic related is a grafitti made by fans of the croatian team rijeka that never ended up being champions (until last year)
refference on the famous fools n horses quote "This time next year, we'll be Millionaires"

pretty sure people appreciate english humor and everyone knew a crooked person like the trotter brothers and could sympathize with them

great show also honorable mentions that are/were popular here are allo allo and anything made by rowan attkinson

forgot the fucking pic

>anghoes will cease to exist in your life time
Feels really good, senpai.

As an ausfag cop I see why so many of you are coming here.

I heard the pay is shit in the UK too.

I've been in less than 5 years and making just over 100k dollarydoos a year and live in a free house.

imagine if that guy started running towards you
why does chad ridicule himself like this?

or a manlet

because every single one of us lived like them.

i was swindling absurd shit since i was 6

Vicpol?

Ur not victim as ur not ""British"" so u dnt count m8

watch ur mouth limey
you might get v& Hwhite BOI

What the fuck, then its bloody obvious why UK's crime is rising, what a joke of law enforcement you have there bongs. Police should be intimidating by default for fucks sake.

ignore him my white friend

Falling for fake pictures, how naive. I've got my feet up and laughing at what you guys think of us, you don't know the half of it.

Americans KEK

God, how can they expect to be respected?
Cops in my country are serious fucks who cant be play with

>gta London
>take over the entire police force with a gun that isn't even loaded

Pretty good example at the level of Cuckedness of the UK

Could of had a zero emission tesla, 0 to 100 in 2.4 second

Chooses a faggotmobile

Wut, what does this cape do?

That's all the media face, behind the scenes is nothing like that, as I said people just don't know the half of it, we don't parade around in front of the media, we get stuff done, none of this rubbish you see on here.

>zero emission tesla
>zero emission
>tesla
>zero
BAhahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Oh boy

>That's all the media face

So? why do they need to even do that?

Its all just for the political correctness crap half of the so called officers in the pictures portrayed by media are specials anyway, we've gotta give those specials something to do, because they are not working in my unit

The English were never powerful, they were the logistics behind the Empire, but the soldiers and commanders who were hardline genociders were often Irish and Scottish. The Anglo has always been weak.

> electric car
> Charge with solar
> Zero emissions

its not really rocket science faggot

Specials as in retards?

they are lit the PC police now

This stopped being funny years ago

And she wouldn't be wrong

Do you really have to post this police gag news every day?

what's your speciality?
raping little girls?

> 100k + house

They paying you cunts commission on fines now?

If your actually a real cop, catching real criminals, then great.

But the large amount of police resources focused on revenue raising is disgusting.

And WHY THE FUCK do most cops work at day? When Most the crimes happen at night.

Police force is mostly an enforcement arm of a corrupt incompetent Government, whos ONLY solution to fixing problems, is increase the fine/penalty.

If death penalty doesn't even stop murder in US, WTF is another piece of legislation/fine going to do to make anyone safer... obviously doesnt

Ha, special as in voluntary unpaid police, usually university students do it to gain life experience before graduating. They wear same uniform etc so you cannot identify the difference, I've never agreed with it, I feel they are under trained etc.

a) you can fly with it
b) you can stop bullets with it

what will it be? If u look closely you can see the dude is in tactical gear sooooooo

I work mostly night shifts, especially on weekends, and your right most of the shit happens at night especially round the town on a Friday, Saturday night, it keeps me busy though I'd rather work for my money than be bored shitless.

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That's adorable.

It only stop bullets coming from behind though

is this real?

and shitty bullets
the cousins have war weapons now

i'm sure this degenerate signalling has nothing to do with the UK police being best buddies with muslim "grooming" (raping and pimping) gangs of white teenagers since the 80s
just a coincidence, nothing to worry about
>signal the gay publicly, sell children behind the curtain

I'm not buddies with any of those, we are just the Grunts why blame the footmen we have nothing to do with the shit like this

Policing in this country doesnt exist. They turn up after a crime has already been committed and the criminal long gone.

The Police make no attempt whatsoever to patrol and prevent crime from happening in the first place. You could fire them all and it would probably make no difference in crime numbers.

Is it really that bad? When did all this sort of thing start? My friends father witnessed them beating a foreigner with batons who attacked one of the people he was with. It seems like the British police has undergone some drastic changes over the last decade to get to its supposed laughable state its in now. They certainly weren't always like this.

I agree.

When I walk past the main Police station any day/time, there is pretty much their whole fleet of police cars and vans sat in the car park (about 50 so 100 coppers). They are never moved. If they need to do paperwork it would be better to do it sat in the van near a park or school making sure no crime is happening. Isnt that called crime prevention, visible policing.

It's not anarchy exactly, but we have more crime than ever today (also more Police officers than ever.)
It all started in the 1960s with the Policing reform, the idea that one patrol car could do the job of 5 officers on foot. They were very, very wrong.
Nowadays Police officers are very rarely seen desu, and it's increased this sense of no authority.. I dont blame the individual Police officers, I bet some of them are great but right not we are not in good shape.

This, but the fact that it’s remotely plausible is sad