Brit/pol/: Harry and Jezbollah, Global UK edition

>BBC gaffe on Corbyn's royal speech: DigitalSpy
archive.is/cZJ5F

>Everything you need to know about the ring Prince Harry used proposed to Meghan Markle: Nowtolove
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>Corporate tax evasion reaches No.10: The Canary
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>PM's husband's company paid no tax in 8 years: Mail
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>DUP Leader's speech: MyDUP.com
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>Galloway accuses May of "nourishing terror": TalkRadio
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>(((OpenDemocracy))) shilling "Russia hacked Brexit" narrative: OpenDemocracy
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>Youtube failure on paedophilia causes corporate backlash: New Europe
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>UK mortgage approval hits 13-month low, affects confidence: Reuters
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>No shots, No casualties, mass Panic on Oxford Street: Belfast Telegraph
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>House of Lords shills for big pharma: Parliament
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>Chair of Green party steps-down over volunteer exploitation: Left foot forward
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>Uber's hack and coverup will lead to new laws: Alphr
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Thread quote: G.K. Chesterton
>Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable

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King Tyrone incoming.

How does that reverse colonisation feel now, Britmutts?

Considering the man’s British, It’s still colonisation.

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Yeah your monarchy is being colonised whiteboi

>Catholic
>Yank
>SoCal
>Sandnigger
>Mixed Race
>Vehement Feminist
>Divorced

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Based Jezabel

>daily reminder that Britishness means being multicultural and diverse

>tfw you had the last laugh

Why is not having any emotional investment in this country's future so relieving lads? Hopefully after the collapse we can forge a new nation.

Anyone else republican now due to his royal wogness?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=flRELYUqmUE

This is fucking hilarious desu lads

youtu.be/PY5eVhHrMHw

I will be once Elizabeth dies.

UN shill

Wasnt even very funny but I laughed at the timing.

They're right, you know.

You can oppose an existing monarchy or even the very concept of monarchy without bring a republican, so no. "The people" are fucktards who are in no small part responsible for the thing that's supposedly turned you Republican.

FUCK THE MONARCHY LORD PROTECTOR NIGE NOW

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Lord Protector Jahanas the First

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25th for Keelan Woodhouse

Has a week max before a tunnel collapses on her

twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/935136453948002304

>wanting Harry as king is populist tripe

twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/935159364977070081

Kek

>Harry and Meghan: Interracial couples react to the royal engagement
>"This will set a great example for England and it's an honest representation of British society."

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41983149

Beyond parody; this is worse than those 'X REACT' clickbait videos on Youtube. What a wretched nation.

Is Charles the closest to an /ourguy/ in the royal family. He's no Edward 8th for sure but compared with William, Kate and Harry.

Andrew is our guy, bribes people and rapes women and doesn't afraid of anything

>if I move to Africa that makes me a nigger

If you view Meghan interviews on YouTube she comes across as an SJW "feminism", "glass ceilings", "white priviledge", "I was oppressed".
Bad news.

Bloody hell that was quick

>implying this man isn't a quintessential Brit

The Chinese gambit is unbeatable.

They've known for a week, just couldn't be reported before being officially announced

You're a wretched creature.

youtube.com/watch?v=a53s4jyCqqU

What a shame that an Englishman has been so reduced that he has to LARP as a food connoisseur for fear of being called a racist. What he really wanted to say was:

>Because they're Asian. They're not English, they never will be. They're different to me and my family and for that reason, I don't want them around.

The new face of Britain and it's beautiful

I can't see this coming back to haunt them.

i literally cannot function without phenibut at this point

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Cool I now identify as a 14 year old girl

We are heading towards hell aren't we

>All successful countries are multicultural
>Implying they weren't all homogeneous when they became successful and then haven't been ruined because of multiculturalism

2 black bulls, 3 white girls, hot!

You know what? I think marrying Meghan actually is a strategic move on Harry's part. Here's why:

-By intermarrying with an American, you share our military which means you guys are back up top with the US as a superpower, which means you guys get your navy and colonies back from the US.

-All citizens and goods free to travel between Britain and the US, meaning Brexit ain't nothing but a thang.

-You get to share your superior culture with our superior technology, coming together to form the birth of an Ameri-Anglo masterrace.

I don't understand why you guys have to be so butthurt about this. This marriage literally fulfills everything Britain has been striving for over the last 15 years.

This marriage better be some 4D chess shit as a massive distraction or I am gonna be pissed.

Charles better make amends or he is going to be the lad who loses all those who had faith in the Monarchy

We're already there.

>French native Astrid and her partner of 10 years, Mike, who is Kenyan and Rwandan, live together in Birmingham.

Are there any English people in England? Any at all?

We don't want you.

Me

I too identify as a girl, gimme shower access

Not in Birmingham

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Stop with the autistic archive links, if you don't want to support a website just use an adblocker like a normal person.

this is a gorilla not a man

I'm pissed because its just another painful reminder of how far this country has fallen. Even after we as a country have climbed out of this hole we're in, we will be permanently diminished.

CLASS WAR NOW

Why should anyone listen to you?

>Charles better make amends or he is going to be the lad

Mr. there is a place for Islam at my coronation ?
please, he will be the death of the Crown.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42137179456

>Engagement happened during filming of a special edition of Pointless for BBC1
>The engagement will be shown on BBC1 in December.
>After losing the head to head round of the Special Christmas Edition of Pointless Celebrities, Prince Harry said: "Megs and I have had an awesome time here, but before we go there is something else I have to say..." before he emerged from behind the podium and nealed in front of Megan.
>"Megan," the prince continued, while holding up a ring "Will you marry me?"
>"Yo, bet yo white ass ah will, Suga!" Megan squeeled, "Now come ova here an' give Momma-bear dat Harry Winston! Yee-Haw!"
>"How about that folks?" said Armstrong wiping a tear from his eye.
>"It gets better, her mother is from the Central African Republic... Which is a Pointless answer!" quipped Richard Osman.

"How dare someone move into our shithole and make it safer."
State of these Croydon mongs desu

shit like this is why we'll never get anything done
metro.co.uk/2017/11/25/student-left-scarred-for-life-by-cobblestone-thrown-at-her-by-neo-nazis-7108540/

i think we might have to just exterminate the underclass before we can make any progress, best way would be to get all the underclass with those 30000 jihadists on the watchlist together and have them duke it out.

I don't like middle class towny wankers moving to the countryside so I understand to a degree.

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No, don't stop archiving links. The effort is appreciated.

He was the last great British man

*sigh* ANOTHER Anglo-senpai's pats I will not accept.

*blocks your path*

Why should there be links to pointless things like pic related?

>archive.is/Zq8WE

Why should there be links to messy layouts (thanks to archive)?

>archive.is/vLEh9
>archive.is/oPFbv
>archive.is/xpLry

Wouldn't it be nice to know what the name of the sites are without clicking on them?

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But more wogs we dump in Essex the better

It also serves the purpose of stopping said webites from deleting their articles to remove evidence of lies and wrongdoing. It holds them accountable forever.

How else will the good people at archive.is get accurate statistics on your reading habits?

You're not allowed to criticise criminal scum on Brit/pol/ if they also go on nationalist Facebook pages. Clicking 'like' on a picture of a crusader knight gives them carte blanche to get pissed up and cause mayhem, and if you don't like it then you are a paki. Is this your first day?

Lads, i've seen Britain's future.

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>reading the metro

Pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=jLpkHktmPFg

Can a woman be prime minister?

Odds are we're going to get a darkie PM in the next ten years too.

Or it stops you getting the most updated version of the article.

Archive links are useless, half of the time the layout is a mess. Brit/pol/ links have really gone down hill lately, shame because I used to get my news from here.

What would Prince Philip make of this?

Same. I don't mind Charles, he's a bit of a nobody, but the only thing Wills has got going for him is Kate and his kids.

Eg: Elizabeth's Queenly mannerisms:
youtube.com/watch?v=t4o5ICxpvys

William's Posh twatery:

youtube.com/watch?v=gJ9XOGCQLKY

I tend to get annoyed with the people who denounce every movement or party vaguely in line with us as "bad optics" and who would seem to prefer that nobody attempts to get anything done.

Defending pure chimping is beyond me though.

BLACKED: UK EDITION

Genetic line altered forever. Congratulations, England. I loved you once. I really did. I wanted the best for you. To see you as you once were. But now I see that is impossible, and can never be. Best of luck to you.

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Kwasi for PM, lads?

You just watched Children Of Men?

The septic's opinion is worth less than our resident Ugandans.

We wanted to become more like you

>Odds are we're going to get a darkie PM in the next ten years too.

Unlikely, MI5 wouldn't allow Priti Patel to be PM after the shit she tried to pull with Israel/Mossad and Chucka Ummoomoo is certainly not going to get anywhere near the top of the Labour party after its members blamed him for trying to unseat Corbyn.

Clive Owen has also blown it in the past few years

Yes

No, Philip is.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/04/48-prince-philips-greatest-gaffes-funny-moments/
>"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?"

Republic soon.

>get a Christmas leaflet through the door from Next
>black child on the front
>black man/white woman couple
>black man/white woman couple
>black man/white woman couple
>black man/white woman couple
>black boy and ginger little girl holding hands
>black man/white woman couple
>black man/white woman couple

>mutted
>the man is white
Wdhmbt?

Also, she will die in a car crash just like her mother in law, digits confirm

was about to post this

A QUINTESSENTIAL REPRESENTATION