Some fucking nutcase in a man-bun and board shorts with tattered sandals in the city planning meeting sits up suddenly, "I've got it!", he exclaims loudly. "All we have to do is offer a free tiny house to whoever lets a homeless person live in their front/back yard for 5 years. I mean, tiny houses are awesome! Who wouldn't go for this?" As his colleagues pat him on the back and shake his hand for his ingenuity, he sits back and lights up a blunt. After taking a giant hit, he passes it to the mayor.
Portland, always a shining example of how the educated masses can still be fucking retarded.
Eli Hill
Gas all man buns.
Nathan Peterson
This
Nathaniel Sanders
>i envy the homeless
that is some other level of cuckery
Aaron Martin
Portlander here, this is ten times better than the nasty tents that we see everywhere currently.
Cameron Torres
Good idea, but use big garden first such as mayor of town palace, chief of civil police, television station owner and other notables. No point wasting time with little blocks of land use available big gardens first comrades! >This is god tier baizuo, get on their level
Aiden Young
>pass law forbidding fenced in communities/yards so that homeless can tent in people's yards and not be on sidewalk >something something shit is fertilizer, better than a sidewalk, businesses, etc >homeless go to the biggest nicest yards, aka rich fuckers >??? >anuddah shoah >immediately repealed, liberal lawmakers outed as "fascist racists!" >portland burns down overnight
Just coax lolbrals into starting the class war. It's an area we have common ground on. Only difference is they think the evil rich are all white, and we think they're kikes and cryptos.
Luis Jenkins
>Volunteer to let homeless use your yard >Kill them and sell their drugs and tent >"I dont know where the junkie went" >Get another one a few months later >???? >Profit
but you posted a pic of brock ohurn, he's the manliest manbunner
Angel Anderson
Wrong, this is a terrible idea it creates risk for normal people by shitting where they eat. At least with the tent city's we can avoid those people and hope they eat their own. They're constantly fighting and catching their propane cooking gear on fire, better that under the Morrison bridge that in peoples yards. I am not sympathetic to those people at all and I hope an earthquake opens a fault and swallows them all.
Noah Howard
>not smoking blunts with your mayor you some kind of federal boot licker, boy?
Austin Hall
Yes, please! I want to build a dog house in my front lawn for a homeless junkie who will let another homeless junkie know when I am on vacation so they can clean the place out.
Jason Wright
You, I like you!
Benjamin Roberts
6 feet. dig the graves six feet deep. you'll need a mini excavator.
Camden Adams
>not feeding them to the new junkies
Jonathan Lopez
I second this. Bay Area has infinitely more homeless fags than Portland. I used to be kind and give money to those fucks, until I kid you not, I was on my way to Fremont and recognized a bum with a brand new dodge charger. I've also had other issues where bums take my 5 and buy beer right away. They can go fuck themselves.
Ian Reed
Rar- wtf is this?
Charles Jackson
What absolute horseshit. Will you have to pay more taxes and insurance for them too?
