Is Sup Forums ready to be drafted?
Is Sup Forums ready to be drafted?
Oliver Stewart
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Nolan Green
Already served.
Mason Parker
Only if i get to be a cute 2D shipgirl
Aaron Garcia
But Hillary wasn't elected, so no war with Russia.
Matthew Gonzalez
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Jack Russell
Too old to be drafted.
Jason Lopez
Hands up Onee-chan!
Christopher Powell
Came here to say this.
John Taylor
soon
Austin Ross
>tfw to intellijent to be drafted
Aaron Stewart
Drafted for what?
Nathan Johnson
It's time to put the gooks and chinks in their place again.
Liam Wood
>mfw on co-prosperity sphere
We truly live in the dark timeline
Carter Jones
What did they do?
Camden Hernandez
This can't be real.
Cooper Rogers
No
Austin Long
It is.
I can't find it but there's a video of a marine with a Kirino figurine too.
Asher Gomez
my legs are too fucked up to be drafted.
Jason Bell
I'm a girl and not a jew, so I won't be
Colton Reed
>that pic
is this what happens when you stuff really makes you think?
Easton Green
Different user, but nerdy behavior in the military isn't rare. Many of my superior officers were into WoW, had a few amusing stories too.
Jose Reed
Someone has to man the AA guns
Nolan Ramirez
meant for , sorry.
Jacob Jenkins
Yeah, even theough it would ruin my nice comfy civillian life.
I'm done walking the path of explosions for the forseeable future unless I have to.
>tfw combat engineer because to intelligent for infantry
Camden Smith
>Be in Marine Corps
>Get deployed to Fallujah
>Have loud stereotypical CO
>He's a good guy though
>Get deployed to Fallujah
>Tons of fighting
>Protest in the middle of town
>Bounch of fucking rag heads waving around pictures of Al-Sadr, and waving Islamic flags.
>We are all posted up on the roofs around this protest
>Start taking small arms fire from houses towards the East
>Gunman start firing from the crowd
>Protestors start throwing stones at us.
>We start taking casualties
>Our ROE prevented us from firing at unarmed civilians
>Our radioman gets shot right in front of the CO
>Blood pooling up underneath him
>Commander snaps
>Commander gets on the radio
>OPEN FIRE.
>I respond: What??!!??!
>OPEN FIRE!!!!!
I respond: Sir, are you asking me to fire into the crowd?
>YES SERGEANT I WANT YOU TO WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
>Ok SIR
>We all run up to the edge of edge of the roof
>SAW man opens up
>We all open up
>The fucking courtyard is turned into a pool of blood
>Dead bodies everywhere
>Blood running everywhere.
>Toss grenades into the bodies to make sure they are dead
>CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE
>Not a single person in the crowd is alive
>Exfile back to base.
>We don't get sent out of the base for another month.
>We get sent home.
>Chain of command says that Obama wants to court martial my entire Platoon.
>Get offered a plea deal so I don't get imprisioned
>Tell Obongo to fuck off.
>Not enough evidence to prove we did anything wrong
>All of us get discharged.
>CO gets demoted after fighting in Military Kangaroo court for 18 months.
and now here I am posting on Sup Forums.
Chase Ramirez
>marine
you're not too intelligent for anything buddy
Grayson Moore
>tfw got 96 on the ASVAB and getting a Computer Science degree with my Obongobux while I slay mad college pussy.
Stay mad, super-POG.
Jaxson Nelson
>tfw too old
I'll be fucking your waifus while the nukes drop.
Nathan Bennett
JODY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
William Wilson
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Xavier James
Ryan Johnson
Been ready for fucking years now. Maybe my active duty recruiter can finally stop turning me down and give me work. Civilian world sucks ass.
Jack Cruz
Holy shit! mods are actually clearing out Sup Forums leakage in a timely manner now?
Brody Nelson
I thought those were just cawadoody cosplayers