/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KEEP IT STRAIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts Code Talkers @WH 11/27/17
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>FLotUS Melania is an Angel 11/27/17
youtu.be/TkXGBBjWe_I
>ACt Dir of CFPB Mulvaney Press Brief 11/27/17
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>WH Video: Christmas Decorations @WH 11/27/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 11/27/17
youtu.be/0Lw7L2AJwwU
>Proj Veritas - Wash Compost hidden agenda 11/27/17
youtu.be/Tf_Wcnyaak8
>This Week @State 11/24/17
youtu.be/pWZJ2p-b3cs
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #41 (Thanksgiving Message) 11/23/17
youtu.be/iQE1ZFWJMcM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania feed the Coast Guard 11/23/17
youtu.be/hL05Q8NgGRQ
>Pres Trump speaking to the troops for Thanksgiving 11/23/17
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>VP Pence @Walter Reed Mil Hospital 11/22/17
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>VP Pence motorcade 11/22/17
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>IntSec Zinke Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/nMagVSFoeDk
>AG Sessions Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/6K3SDJy1W9k
>NATO Resolute Support Cmdr Gen nicholson Press on Afghan 11/21/17
youtu.be/hm72338gnwA
>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
youtu.be/imupUsDAK7A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
youtu.be/PBAaMVlKPfE
>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
youtu.be/zIdO55WhOM0

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AWOO and newfag go back lurking

No fucking wall, huh?

I love Kellyanne.

Drumpf and co BTFOOOOO by Dictionary.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I should have turned on aegis :^)

MAGA

You have a brain, use it. It's not hard to find things for yourself. Good grief

Rewind about 45 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=CbtcaMAF6Ts

Loliposters fucking a real anime is more likely to happen than an actual day of the rope

So no one even bothered oinking the Moore Rally, great job, god this general is pure fucking ass cancer now

good tobe back home
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>There's people who've done more than hold a girl's hand
>They come here to shame us
>They bitch and moan on our homeland and demand we adopt to their Norman ways

>KEEP IT STRAIGHT EDITION
I was. He is 100% heterosexual.

Absolutely disgusted with Trump's behaviour, to do it in from of a statue drawing thingy of Andrew Jackson, the man who murdered all of Elizabeth Warren's ancestors and their children, is the height of uncool

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire#
Didn't know that Sven once owned T&T. Still surprised that they had territory in Africa.

another one

>youtube.com/watch?v=CbtcaMAF6Ts
Doesn't work you fucking retarded, and if you bothered to read the thread you'd know I wasn't the only one you dumb faggot kangaroo

Pardon?

hello /ptg/.
roughly one month ago Iceland held an election for the Alþingi (their parliament) and had some difficult results.
at the time I estimated that the leftists overall had lost, but I wasn't sure how government formation would proceed. there were two unpredictable factors, firstly the rise of some new meme parties, and secondly their new president Guðni Jóhanneson (a historian who did not belong to a party).
I can now give an update.
unfortunately, the news are not good.
are you interested? or are you indifferent about Iceland?

How can I get paid shitposting for Trump?

You faggots are such fucking losers oh beware the drumpf retard. They post anime and are interested in gaysex

>Feeding that obvious newfag
Aussie what are you doing?

AWOO~

Daily reminder if you want to avoid being a soyboy, eat an onion everyday.

Tucc me n' fucc me

Fuck off

TUCKING TIME

gay

Anyone else going to the St. Charles, MO rally?

/Washington University/ here

Fine, try this one
youtube.com/watch?v=ad3e_JnJL4Y

Happy Awoo Year!

The Tuckman Cometh

Can't believe CNN memed us into eating onions haha

Wish I could be more active, but swamped with university work. Let me know if I should add something!

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NEW

>Trump declares North Korea a state sponsor of terrorism (archive.is/uUClK)
>Homeland Security Department terminates temporary residency program for almost 60,000 Haitians (archive.is/Bhkug)
>The Dow Jones (23,590) hit yet another record high on Tuesday (archive.is/31GvB)
>Nasdaq (6,889) and S&P 500 (2,602) Close at New Record Highs on Friday as Consumer Optimism Boosts Hopes for Holiday Shopping Season (archive.is/sNQ29)
>Texas Jobless Rate Hits 40-Year Record Low of 3.9 Percent (archive.is/R8sn9)

I am sure he is, after the Pence pill

>o do it in from of a statue drawing thingy of Andrew Jackson
He's great, isn't he?

...I'm kind of interested. Wife and I went this past summer. Lovely country, lovely people, EXPENSIVE AS FUCKING FUCK.

This. I love Trump but the election brought too many newfag normalfags here.

Me want news please.

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watch oh boi mulvaney
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full interview
cbsnews.com/videos/mulvaney-institutes-30-day-freeze-on-hiring-new-rulemaking/

Tobe = Fly
Its a good fly home, user

Thanks for baking.

NEVER FORGET THE FUTURE THEY STOLE FROM YOU

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The new face is a frail faggot looking fuck holding anime pictures

Leftism winning in any Western country is our concern.

It's very easy to get laid in Iceland just say you are a foreigner

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what is the cfpb and why is it relevant?

>Ban the term 'fake news' - CNN
archive.is/lr0P8

Imagine fucking up this bad.

>Don't be degenerate
Thanks, Tuck.

It gets worse! He put his Mick friend, Mulvaney, in charge of Warren's specialty created bureau that has been in her family since 2010... I mean, that is like hundreds of years ago!

I find it funny they're telling people broken beyond repair to start families
>implying we can even talk to a roastie

Okay. And the reason for replying to me?

Im interested.

>broken beyond repair

Don't be too harsh on yourself

np, i heard quite a lot of noises itt this time. Wonder why.

Damn I really missed comfy Tucker time.

Did you not before? They're delicious

Poor Tucker. ;_;

Ignore all anime posts and posters. hide them. Don't acknowledge their existence, maybe they'll go back to Sup Forums or kill themselves

WAT

>tfw a fucking sexualized warship is the only thing that makes me feel things will be okay

>It was only okay when we did it
what cunts, journo genocide best day of my life

ZYKLON BEN STRIKES AGAIN

Woah, Tucker got real.

It's easier to start a family, if aim for girls who are over 13

This episode is starting on a very dark note.

wing of the fed it is a separate entity not supervised by anyone with no oversight created by Pocahontas another power grab by obama and the dems

president Guðni interpreted the election as a mandate for the *socialists* to form a government with a socialist prime minister; this government would be socialists + social democrats + progress party + the pirates.
so much for a """"non-partisan"""" president. honestly I should have expected this communist bullshit from an academic, from a "historian" like Guðni. they're all marxist pieces of shit.
this four-party government would have given 32/63 seats in the Alþingi (which is mathematically the weakest possible government) on some seriously, seriously shakey grounds. naturally, it failed.

to be fair, the election results were extremely difficult to work with. I still could not have anticipated how difficult it would be. at the moment, Icelanders are seriously trying to put together a government between the socialists, the centre party and the conservatives; this is supposed to give a socialist prime minister and a conservative minister of finance.

Icelandic politics is a fucking joke.

What's this about onions?
>tfw eat a lot because I genuinely like them

Holy shit some Stacy tried to tucc the Tucc

>Teen Vogue
MY SIDES!

It's this crazy bitch again.

IT'S HER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad Linden did not come on Tucker

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TUCC STREAM!

(to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
In two thousand and one.
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Her name was Lori Klausutis,
Died in two thousand-one.
They had an affair, she said she would tell
So Joe thought that he would kill her
In two thousand and one.
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
He picked up a bust of Lincoln,
And he caved her skull in.
So now there was a dead body,
So now there was a dead body,
So now there was a dead body,
On Joe’s office floor
He call in a friend
Who was an M.E.
Together they covered it up,
The murder of Lori.
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
Joe Scarborough killed an intern,
In two thousand and one.

Spill out the blackpill and take more botepill then.

Am I the only one who hates Martha McCallums voice? I can't even watch the channel when she's talking, especially during hurricanes or natural disasters, because it's just a constant "hmm yeah... oh that's terrible... aww... how awful... mmhmm..." in this chalkboard scratch whisper voice.

I remember these crazy eyes.

>no warlock hunts
BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE SPANISH INQUISITION?

it's the crazy eyes

>wizard hunts

This fucking bitch can't take enough Tucking.

Is she trolling at this point?

>there were never any warlock hunts
Did this bitch ever read Harry Potter? Learn your history.

>missing a Duca tucking because I'm abstaining from Fox until after Moore wins
God dammit.

Someone record these already.

oh look its this bitch again

What the fuck is a "Native American war hero" and why would they be offended by Trump making fun of a white woman pretending to be Native American?

How kill is Iceland?

So, when is Ivanka going to Pooland? Will their reaction on Twitter be similar to the camel jockeys during the Saudi trip?

Who's this fucking idiot?

>those eyes
Oh holy shit i would creme that face so hard...

its just another 'trump did a thing, time to impeach!' moment.

>What the fuck is a "Native American war hero"
Presumably a decorated US military veteran that happens to be a native.

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So, expect Somalis everywhere when we come back, then?

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