Timor-Leste General /tlg/ - NO FUCKING VOLCANO HERE edition

>our independence day
Clearly political
>mods on board of peace archive thread
>threads on usual trash promoted by mods
28 November 1975 is day we unfurl our flag, week later the indons invade and kill one third of us, and STILL LOSE lol
>Bali volcano
Oh no what will all the foreign perverts and whores do?
>Meanwhile TL is comfy as fuck :)

Awesome, no volcano! Now you only have to worry about everything else, kek.

Also, is that girl on your picture a woman from Timor-Leste?

Your women are acceptable for bleaching. Sterilize your men and allow white men to travel there visa free.

She is a Timorese. One quarter Portuguese Timorese, three quarter Tetun Timorese.
Many such cases. Hot!
We have the best girls, believe me. :)

Visa here is 30 dollars when you turn up, that's it. No visa process. And girls like that are here. Lots of white boyfriends, lots of other girls for locals. Sex is not a problem here. We like Brazil with out the AIDS and transexuals

wtf I love Timor-Leste now. Also, she looks white.

How is the cost of living there like? Like, how many days can you get by with 50 dollars?

I thought you were all Gooks

50 dollars - one week. Unless you live like hill people. For real people one week. Easy.

>with out the AIDS and transexuals
The fuck would I even go there for then?

This. Wtf, is there a secret paradise for white men to sexually colonise in this day of age? I might be looking into a law firm willing to send me there for work a couple months.

>there a secret paradise for white men to sexually colonise in this day of age?
Hint. Its called the third world

You should do commerce law because I know there is opening for that with foreign company doing big projects next year.

We are the only "technically" LDC, not a real LDC. If we can unlock our wealth we will be fine, you will see. We are a frontier, red blooded men should come here and not be soibois or baizuo. :)

Wait....there's a country called Timor-Leste? What???? What happens there?

Her face looks like mashed potato

How difficult is it to move there for a hwite man?

It's just some hipster Indonesians

Timorbro is a Border guard, and would probably let you stay with him even

...

That would be pretty awesome, but the cheapest I can find a return flight to timor is almost 2 grand.

are you fucking retarded Timor is a shithole

Austronesians

Aren't you the fucks that built it? 'Ave a bit more pride in your empire lil spain

Bumping for comfort.
Now I know you guys are Christian and not gollywogs I'll spread the word in Perth.
Bali is full of degenerate heathens. And I guess lava.
What are your beaches like Timorbro?

There are proxyfags in the portuguese thread trying to bait people

Gotcha, so what's it like in Portugal really?

>Move here
>lease land, apartment or house
>get working visa (criminal check, medical check, passport)
>have 1000 USD
Welcome, stranger!

Southern beaches - surfing. Sea can literally kill you.
Northern beaches - golden sand where Portuguese used to go to have sex in moonlight very beautiful
Eastern coast - wild.

Papa why you no love us any more, we still love you!

I am doing commercial law rn.
We already done most of Africa and the Americas (half Spanish). I've yet to propagate my genetics to a new land of indigenous people

Shit it's that easy? That's awesome

> She looks white
t. nigger

We are not third world like that. It is peaceful here, it is very close to indonesia and Australia. Very easy to get to Australia for short holiday for eurobros if you come here too.
Why hate for us and "unknown" flag on board of peace I don't fucking know. We're christian, normal, what the fucking is wrong with people.

I am sold on this Third World country that I know absolutely nothing about

Are the whores foreign or local?

Sounds nicer than Britain, our beaches are the shittest in the world and barely beaches

Depressing

I know that feeling portubro

I mean, it's not too bad if you are in your retirement years, there's plenty of beaches an sunshine and healthy food and all of that, but life is really slow, not really much happening. Young people like me need more excitement. The career prospects for young people aren't that good either.

I was just shitposting, I forgot your country even existed until you reminded me. I'll visit it at some point in the future, I love insular cultures, you have my word.

Why hasn’t Indonesia annexed you yet?

Sounds nice man. I was thinking about yauchting up the top end with the lads this summer. I never been to Darwin either so I guess we could swing across the Timor Sea.
I gotta get back to work but nice gen and just ignore shill faggots who hate Jesus bro.

>timor leste
>the most irrelevant nation next to New Zealand

Coming from albania I know that feeling too. It's the kind of country comfy if you have no ambition or are retired but if you want to make it bigly you need to move to France, Germany, England or USA. Hell even Madrid is full of possibilities compared to Portugal or Albania. Do the right thing bro, come in France.

Yeah I imagine so but sometimes I kinda just want to fuck off to somewhere where the weather's nice and life's a bit more relaxed, y'know. You got any plans to move soon?

LMAO fucking non country

New Zealand never beat Indoneisa in a 25 year long war bro. :)
VIVA FRETILIN
We still finding indon skulls in the hills btw

>New Zealand
>a real country

You're too kind

I guess you could say Timor is the Leste relevant nation

That's rich coming from least important European country. Even Kosovo or Monaco are more relevant than you.

Ironic, I don't even know your Romanian looking flag m9

Timor-Leste, the Americans discovered you existed.

Oh boi its fucking YOU again.

>Unknown

>country is so irrelevant its Romania-knockoff flag isn't even recognized

How can you have thread with yourself T

Heh heh heh

You know it! It's like you took the thoughts right out of my head! Lots of Portuguese people live there by the way, even many of my relatives.

Well, maybe you would like it... especially Algarve region.
Yeah actually I'm going to start a business in Singapore soon, just saving some money before I go.

>1975

Truly a black year in history.

Almost 40 years later and the socialists that gave you (((freedom))) are still in charge.

That mean "East relevant nation"
>do you even english nevermind portguese
Also for girls, get on our level

Now they promise everyone gibs. People want jobs here, not gibs. Maybe some fires start in parliament if they keep doing this.
Not what the war was for.
Bet everyone who ever fought a war said the same thing :(

Nice! Good luck on Singapore man, it's a beautiful place

Don't tell me she's Timorese too.

Top kek. Enjoy your subhuman gutterswine, Abo.

She is. Not everyone here is horror hill people :)
And here is girl related to owners of the burger king at the plaza

Anymore cutties?

Cute desu. Well that's it for the night lads, it's 3am where I am and I need some sleep. G'night

wtf I unironically want a Timorese gf now lmao.

Thanks brit bro. Also, try searching about Madeira island of Portugal. It came to my head just now.

That chick looks busted af though. Sorry homie. OP was good, not so much her.

I know, Portuguese community is HUGE here.
Singapore is nice, safe, with a nice vibe of nightlife, money and rice pussy.
I'm thinking moving to Latin America for a few years after my studies myself, see the world a little (never left Europe), make some cash. It's really disturbing for me that I'm a fascist and a traditionalist coming from the small nobility of my country yet I'm everything I despise, a cosmopolitan citizen, albanian by birth, french by adoption, lived in Spain a few years and moving to south America for a few years. I hope you don't struggle with that and become nostalgic about your shitty comfy village in the future. I came from a village locked between 7 hills and 2 mountains and I find myself in France studying international commercial law. It's a really conflicting and confusing situation, you'll feel nationless and rootless for a while but stand strong and define your own country in your head.

Come to my country we have sluts also

Come home white man

I am try to show all kinds, asiatic, porto, MILF type, tu-pinay, tetun.
We have many. :)
I prefer OP pic and bikini girls myself :)
But then plenty of pretty girls at the business college too, so many there.

Nothing wrong with seeing more of the world mate. And when you are young is the best time to do it because you don't have responsibilities tying you down yet and we still have too much accumulated energy at this age :^) It's too early to settle down. Good luck if you make it to South America

NZ isn't even real m8 it's a myth

How would you classify the busted one?

I lived in Oklahoma a few years ago and it was the embodiment of the 56% meme.

Proof that you live there


Either newspaper or timestamped mail

Ayy Lmao, wuz up border patrol bro!?
Since the last thread, I searched up a lot of documentaries about the war. Those damn Mahidi... What happened to them, reconciliation?

t.Kentucky bro