Tfw no gf

what do I do Sup Forums?

sage

Eat, shit, sleep

Book an "appointment" at Massage Envy. They literally suck dick

Not helpful >:(

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THIS! IS! NOT! R9K!
THIS BOARD WILL NOT BE CONQUERED BY A BUNCH OF ROBOTS

1.) Stop watching cuck porn.
2.) Get a job.
3.) Go to the gym.
4.) ????
5.) S U C C

no, theyre degens!
I don't watch (((porn)))
I do have a job
I do go to the gym
????
tfw no succ

t. non real flag