Tfw no gf

what do I do Sup Forums?

sage

Eat, shit, sleep

Book an "appointment" at Massage Envy. They literally suck dick

Not helpful >:(

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THIS! IS! NOT! R9K!
THIS BOARD WILL NOT BE CONQUERED BY A BUNCH OF ROBOTS

1.) Stop watching cuck porn.
2.) Get a job.
3.) Go to the gym.
4.) ????
5.) S U C C

no, theyre degens!
I don't watch (((porn)))
I do have a job
I do go to the gym
????
tfw no succ

t. non real flag

stop admitting to liking anime
im unironically autistic and it took me a while to realize it's social suicide

BECOME THE GF user

I don't do that, in fact I actively make fun of it uwu

kys user

fuck off

>he changes flags
>its still not real
swearing violates the NAP, LARP-kun

>being ancap
disgusting

I'll be your bf user

go to church
a right wing one

Gona have to talk to girls

r u a girl?
fuck, you're right.

all close by churches are cucked beyond belief or in a foreign language. Stopped attending mass years ago. Decent advice though.

/thread desu

No, is that a problem?

Go to a based baptist church

>ruined the best relationship of my life
>no girls compare to her

Go to bant.

Buy a motorbike and a 4k projector. Cheaper and more fun than any relationship. A 9/10 hooker only cost 300 Canadian Dollars, it will scratch the itch and allow you save for an advanced Robo Waifu in 2030.

Go NatSoc