ITT: Physically impossible poses

ITT: Physically impossible poses

Bonus points if CLAMP

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Challenge accepted.

>doesn't even post pic
>"challenge accepted"
Fuck off back to 9gag

What's wrong with that pose?

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Don't.

The worst part about the naked guy trying to prove its impossible is that he was wrong

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post it

You want to summon him again?

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Do nips seriously still use flip phones?

He proved it WAS possible

cool he has poland syndrome just like me

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How about physically impossible breasts

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That's very easy though.

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HOLY SHIT I JUST BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER TRYING TO DO THIS

The flip phone is the most aestethically pleasing phone. It looks and sounds wonderful.

>It looks and sounds wonderful.
You mean when it snaps since the hinge is a massive weak point?

Super sonic boobs.

Jojo thread?

It's more convenient to type moonrunes in it than in smartphones.

Their flip phones are different from the flip phones we usually see in Western countries.

Still they're worse than Smart Phones and most Japs only have them because they're cheap.

Are you retarded? That's exactly what he just said. Nice reading comprehension.

(Take off your clothes and) Post proof.

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how

Yes, though most people just use them as a backup phone and uses a smartphone as their main phone. There are some people who still uses flip phones as their main phone though.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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flip phones are better than smart phones

I upgraded my dirt cheap flip phone from years and years ago to a dirt cheap smart phone back in april or something and aside from being able to put a wallpaper on the back and having a custom ringtone it's just the same shit with more inconvenient typing.

Post a pic of your cheap phone.
I want to see that.

user why are you so fucking retarded?

Damn

He has two left hands in that pic, baka.

>emilia uses subaru's flip phone

That's neat

He should've just waited for our lord and savior to do it.

DON'T MOCK MY BUS SLUTS
YUUKI MIKU A BEST
That's also a very normal position, you're just a virgin.

I unironically love bus slut!

>when it snaps since the hinge
Poorfag couldn't afford a razor.

>our lord and savior
Fuck off with autistic maymays

YEAH BOY!

Prove that position is possible or it don't mean shit

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Retard, it's literally just this.
Sitting reverse cowgirl. When you lose your virginity you can try it.

what in the fuck is she doing

Who doesn't?

How can she be so good and not be an MC?

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stop scraping my credit card like that

wrong hand reflection

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It's the fate of all sluts.

What's wrong with this pose?

Even the ones that are absolutely best?
Cruel world.

Especially those.

It truly is cruel.

What's meant to be physically impossible about what she's doing?

>waited
it only makes sense in that story, ignore that post

No, you're the one being retarded here.

I want to know what the spoiler contained.

>flip phones are better than smart phones

lmao no

Also dirt cheap smart phones are garbage.

desuarchive.org/a/
That's as far as I'll spoonfeed you.

I didn't really want to know. Fuck off faggot.

The teacher is my idol. Normal people would fortify, hoard hood, migrate or stock up guns in a zombie apocalypse. I'd go jack myself a bus and pick up girls and make it a proper bangbus. At least I'd die a hero instead of starving like some pussy. I'm getting my bus license and people say I'm weird when I tell why I became a bus driver

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While unorthodox, what seems to be the problem?

Try doing it. Your little finger and ring finger won't agree.

That can't be good for your hand, go see a doctor

Making me do fucking ninjutsu.

You're a freak of fucking nature.

I did it?

I can do it with my left but not with my right.

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>The teacher is my idol.
So much this. Being the dom-supreme is a power fantasy that I can get into.

What the FUCK is wrong with your finger

I can do it with my right hand.

Jesus christ that index finger

Double-jointed fingers. All my fingers can do that shit (except the pinkies).

you do realize you have a broken finer right?

It's double jointed/flexibility of the joints.
It's something most autistic people can do apparently.

>All my fingers can do that shit (except the pinkies).
Hey me too!

I've witch fingers, baby.

>Double-jointed finger
Enjoy your conditions.

Whores a shit. Pure maidens a best./

Mkay

>Pure maidens
She literally enjoyed trying to murder someone and gets wet (or cums depending on translation) over killing zombies with a sword.
She is EVERYTHING but pure.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xe4aLLCFqWY

For a board that hates cancerous memes you guys sure post them a lot.

Smartphones are a western invention, Japan has (or had) super-advanced flip phones with hundreds of bells and whistles that don't work in any other country.

In reality it took longer for the iPhone to catch on but a lot still use flip phones in order to be cheap

holy shit user

Normal people can't do this. You're not normal, leave this thread.

Muh benis approve

All Highschool of the Dead girls are bitches and whores
TraigeX has good girls and still illustrated by satou shoji

well shit, it really is impossible

I wonder why

Huh, same here.

Weird.