So what exactly would you do with this amphibian?

So what exactly would you do with this amphibian?

Protect her smile.

Impregnate that bitch and spread my seed around the world.

Fairly certain frogs can have up to like 1000 babies at a time.

Why is she so alluring?

Include her in my columbus day diorama.

Disect her.

Be her friend if she'll let me.

Boil slowly.

To be frank, that idea would make for an interesting guro doujin. Has Waita Uziga ever drawn fanart or is it all original works from him? Get that man on the case I say.

Make tadpoles with.

I would wait for her to shit her eggs into the bathtub, a process which takes hours, then jerk off onto the eggs since that's how frogs mate.

If normal sized frogs eat flies, would a human sized frog eat lobster?

Play ball?

I want to a frog.

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I don't get it

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it is a skit from Beavis and Butthead called "Frog Baseball"

>If normal sized frogs eat flies, would a human sized frog eat lobster?
Depending o the frog, they will eat things up to and including:
*Small birds
* Fish
* Other frogs their size and smaller
* Small snakes
& rodents of various types.

A frog her size would subsist of small babies, other frogs and the semen of her depraved teen lover.

Restore a safe and white America for her and her children

Deus Vult

Good fucking lord

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What the fuck?

Why the fuck?

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I want to rape this frog

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If i lick her, will i get high as fuck?