Hey 4channers

Hey 4channers,

My name is Dr. Cohen. I'm a Professor at a University on the east coast and I want to help every single one of you. Sadly, all of you have been manipulated, brainwashed, and victimized by extremist right wing propaganda. These fake right wing lies are everything that's bad in our country right now. I'm here to help though. Let's start by being honest, have any of you ever even met a minority before? I only say this because most people who have racist beliefs are founding those beliefs on lies from the media. If you actually met a minority you'd find out they're just like you and me. I mean, I guess it's funny to make few jokes about racial differences here and there, but you all take it to a whole new level. I don't want to get too carried away but this site is almost worse than the propaganda back in Nazi Germany.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best question. I'm here to help get rid of the unnecessary hate in your mind. I've helped reform many former Aryan Brotherhood members, and am currently starting a program to help youth who have been led astray by "Alt-Right" recruitment tactics. I would like to know more about you guys as people though. What else do you do besides politics? I also should mention that my new program is looking for volunteers, and those that help can get some free prizes (some of the stuff you guys might really like). Unlike most liberals these days, I want to help you, not hurt you. Let's work together to make our country better. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: One of the prizes we are giving away for those who help with our program

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Thats a fucking stellar variation on the copypasta.
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(((Cohen)))

>Cohen
Get out

>(((Cohen)))

Hey, sweet. Fuck off.

Meeting minorities is what made me racist. Meeting a fucking kike made me hate kikes.

Post time stamp m8, then we'll listen

You probably wanna get out of here before it is too late.

Yeah, looks like some real effort went into it.

Here's a (you) for your work and your digits, now check mine

Morons.

Hi doctor I have PROBLEM can you help? I asked basicallyadoctor but he won't respond. I have trouble with rash on armpit and my mom is depression what can I do for these things thanks for your time btw I'm not alt right sperg lol I'm just nice normal dudetrying to get by but ok thanks for stopping by Sup Forums pls to come back anytime senpai

I’m Jewish & female Dr. Cohen, why aren’t you working on the LEFTISTS that actually hate us & damage us? Well?

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Can we ban everyone who responds to this seriously? So many redd-it fucks we need a holocaust

What is this autistic shit and where is your leaf badge?

Sorry,
we were born into an integrated world, and dogmatically taught, from the cradle, by every institution, that all people are the same regardless of skin color. Then we got beaten up by niggers for just being white. Our racism comes from our own, personal experience. We flip our middle fingers at our hippie parents because they're morons.

Thank you, doctor

Threads like this should be used to identify and mass ban newfriends.

Dr. Cohen, I'm CIA

Death.

Give me a job researching

Hi Dr. Cohen,

Why was your mother never satisfied with anything you did? Was it because your dad quickly lost interest in her after you were born and she threw everything into raising you, and every single one of your failures reminds her of her inadequacies as a person? And did your internalization of her sense of self-worthlessness drive you to study human psychology in the hope that one day, maybe, you could possibly have a single moment of happiness?

Thanks,
Dr. Kohn

Hey Faggots,

My name is CIA and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid hired guns who spend ever second of their day getting caught. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken off your mask? I mean, I guess it's good to deceive your opponent by playing into their hands but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than running unarmed straight into a group of terrorists.

Don't be a stranger. The first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft. I'm an agent in the CIA, which is also my name. What plan do you have, other than "get paid to grab Doctor Pavel"? I also have you in captivity, and I'm going to find out why you wear the mask (I'm about to remove it; shit is going to be SO painful). You are all mercenaries who don't fly so good. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my big guy.

Yes , I realize that my name is Jewish. And yes, I am a Jew. Jews are wonderful people though. They contribute so much to the worlds culture, especially the culture in the U.S. I'd suggest going to a local synagogue and checking it out. I guarantee you'll meet some great people.

All the things blacks have created:

let's start with that computer you're typing on
- the software that drives it
- the internet & nearly all web applications
- recorded music
- motion pictures
- tv
- radio
- camera
- telephone
- light bulb
- the automobile
- rocketry
- satellites
- spacecraft
- airplanes
- skyscrapers
- telescope
- printing press
- eyeglasses
- contact lenses
- microwave oven
- metallurgy (most discoveries)
- materials science (plastics, compounds, & most other synthetics)
- 95% of medical advancements
- 95% of life saving pharmaceutical drugs
- modern food preservatives
- most scientific breakthroughs over the past 1000 years
- the bulk of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology
- astronomy (most discoveries and mapping techniques)
- sea navigation (most advancements)
- discovery of DNA
- microscope
- laser technology and it's myriad of uses
- harnessing electricity
- nuclear energy
- wireless technology
- air conditioning devices
- refrigeration
- modern agricultural techniques
- modern democracy
- modern capitalism (the greatest wealth distribution system ever, yes, even with all it's faults)

Blacks are the supreme race! Post this in every thread! Spread the Word!

Free gibs? That's your carrot? And the stick is societal acceptance I'm guessing. Kinda basic psychology. I mean as far as someone's first bait thread on fourchan goes it's okay. But for someone with a doctorate i have to say I'm disappointed. Better luck next try.

Can you explain your situation to me of meeting "kikes" and minorities?

Have your (You),
filthy Jew.

Every black person Ive met, and I live in La so that's a lot. Have stolen either from me or in front of me from someone else.
Several of them have raped.

You deserve this OP. (You) deserve this.

Gib echs box plz

I'm sure this is going to bring some conspiracy people to this post, but the best thing for depression is fluoride.

Don't buy into the myths that it's bad for you, that's just more lies from right wing propaganda. Fluoride has been proven to help depression and even boost the immune system in many cases.

WITNESSED
I love new pasta. This is worth staying up overnight for.

>Cohen

>xbonex
Kikes can't even offer a decent prize, kek.

It's a literal copypasta you fucking dipshit, holy fuck.

I'm sure this is going to bring some conspiracy people to this post, but the best thing for depression is fluoride.

Don't buy into the myths that it's bad for you, that's just more lies from right wing propaganda. Fluoride has been proven to help depression and even boost the immune system in many cases.

I am convinced that you only pretend to be professor
post credentials or proofs of any sort

why are niggers so fucking stupid?

>no sources, not even fake or incredible ones
Amerimutts are not master baiters.

Muh whales

I am a minority

(((COHEN)))
Fuck off Jew rat

Really this site is worse than Nazi propaganda? This is a contrarian site, should tell you something

newfags won't recognize this new take on a very old pasta

Ya I met tons of niggers and when they look at your ma ma, all you got to do to put them in their place is give them wolf eyes right back. These fucking niggers are scared shitless in the south if they aren’t in the city.

its pasta

If a community of Muslim Pakistani immigrants moved to Israel and started enslaving and sexual abusing thousands of Jewish girls, forming similar networks across the country, what do you think an appropriate course of action would be? Honest question

Already met your kind. You told my mother the following in a public elementary school: This is a Jewish school, you aren't welcome here.

>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

I am a minority and I'm empowered, (((Cohen)))

POO IN LOO LMAO

Yes, that is quite a strange thing. A hatred of Israel is the one thing Leftists and White Supremacists seem to have in common. I personally think this is because in America the White Supremacists are so extreme that they are even starting to get some of Leftists to believe in their hype.

Ooooh, military grade spyware. Sure I'ĺl fogvie the crimes of the Jew now!

>Dr.cohen

You have no power here schlomo stormjew.

>new pasta?
My dad owns Nintendo and says youre full of shit

>I am a minority
i'm guessing jewish

i hate all these people responding seriously. fucking newfags

as an (((intellectual))) what do you have to say about this?

yeah let me just sell out my race for an xbox

The dark side relies heavily upon deception, dishonesty, disinformation and false narratives. Racism is taught by these people.

But Dr. Cohen sounds serious.

>(((Cohen)))
Yeah, I don’t think so.

>have any of you ever even met a minority before?
I AM a minority, now get out and take your consumerbox x garbage with you

I'm sorry that you have had bad experiences with people of color before. You have to understand though, most of them are suffering too. They have to deal with massive amounts of racism as well as miserable poverty everyday of their lives.

I'm not saying what they did was right, but the more we understand that we as white people are more privileged than them, the more we can work together to make the country better.

Welcome shill... Get as taste of Sup Forums.

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I live in a 95% black ghetto. I went to 95% black schools. I know the nigger menace. That's why I hate them.

> all of you have been manipulated

Sounds like your the only one who has been manipulated. (pic related)

The racist nazi you do see are mostly kike larpers. just like all the fake hate crime the kikes make up.

> this site is almost worse than the propaganda back in Nazi Germany

Holohaox was a LIE. How naive are you?

Closed borders, NOT RACIST
Controlled Immigration, NOT RACIST
Being Against Israel's influence over US politics, NOT Anti-Semetic

Nice pasta, i like pasta, im now going to take your pasta.

Except that you aren't white.
Fuck off kike.

Quick, help the individuals who came up with this idea - pic related...

Haha I realize this is a joke but unfortunately Whites actually have taken credit for many of the achievements of people of color. Some may be on that list that I'm not even aware of.

FUCK.... Wrong image ugh

Here's the one i meant to post

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I fucking hate the 2016 election

I was thinking of entering the program, saw what the prize was, did a 360 and walked out

Lmao. This is so condescending especially the xbox bs. Keep it up doc. However, what I've found is that alr-righters have greatly diminished iq. Most can't spell, don't read books, don't write complete sentences, and if you look at their meet ups you'll notice they're composed of mainly failed lives. Sad!

Keep your Kike box you fucking Shill

How come newfags don't lurk moar before posting anymore?

WUZ

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>I'm sure this is going to bring some conspiracy people to this post, but the best thing for depression is fluoride.
>Don't buy into the myths that it's bad for you, that's just more lies from right wing propaganda. Fluoride has been proven to help depression and even boost the immune system in many cases.

literally a LARPER

WEIISS UND SHEEIISSSEE

The idea of "niggers" (yes, I don't mind saying that word in the right context) or as they should be called " people of color" being stupid has been a myth that's been around for a while.

There's really no evidence to suggest that they are genetically different than us though. Most of the studies that try to prove superiority through genetic differences were funded by right wing conspiracy theorists, making them incredibly biased and therefore uncredible.

>t. consolefag

hush goy, theres a jew in our midst. He is going to try to shut it down now. Be discreet. Instructions if you want to join the raid. my.mixtape.moe/oubulu.jpg Make sure you make an account and try to make 1 edit per account to throw (((them))) off. I wasn't OP so props go to him where ever he is.

STOP REPLYING TO THE JEW !

HE'S POSTING THESE SLIDE THREADS CONSTANTLY TO CHUMP DUMB NOOBZ

DO NOT KEEP BUMPING SLIDE THREADS!

YOU ARE HELPING SHAREBLUE RAID Sup Forums!

DO NOT KEEP BUMPING SLIDE THREADS!
DO NOT KEEP BUMPING SLIDE THREADS!

You kikes are behind every “white privilege” “rapefugees welcome” “gay/tranny/pedo acceptance” and drug/alcohol acceptance movment that is poisoning our great nation.

Get out and go to israel and your puppet state of saudi. The world would be better off without your usiry, pornography and rejection of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Begone satan!

This make sure to sage, anons

lets make Hitler look like a fucking pacifist

POO

(((Cohen))) stopped reading

IN LOOO

YOU are the one spreading propaganda.

What you dumbasses don't realize is we weren't brainwashed into anything. We already knew the truth and THEN united together.

Hello young man, I can't even begin to imagine why you would come to this place. But if you ever see something here that makes you feel like less of a human, just know that you are special and lots of people in this country are willingly to help you out in your struggles.

I have no idea what has led you to come to this conclusions. You are at a Taiwanese fly binding forum mainly aimed at fishing carp

Well, if you don't mind me asking, are you of Jewish faith or have Jewish ancestry? If not then why would you want to go to a school where that's all there is?

This guy is obviously shilling and acting even more retarded than newfags
user MAKE SURE TO IGNORE OR SAGE IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPLY

>unnecessary hate
Hating subhumans for all the unnecessary violence they commit is not unnecessary.
Yes, I know I'm a retard for replying to a bait.

if you don't recognize this pasta you are such a newfag and should kill yourself

>Dr. Cohen

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