Hey 4channers,
My name is Dr. Cohen. I'm a Professor at a University on the east coast and I want to help every single one of you. Sadly, all of you have been manipulated, brainwashed, and victimized by extremist right wing propaganda. These fake right wing lies are everything that's bad in our country right now. I'm here to help though. Let's start by being honest, have any of you ever even met a minority before? I only say this because most people who have racist beliefs are founding those beliefs on lies from the media. If you actually met a minority you'd find out they're just like you and me. I mean, I guess it's funny to make few jokes about racial differences here and there, but you all take it to a whole new level. I don't want to get too carried away but this site is almost worse than the propaganda back in Nazi Germany.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best question. I'm here to help get rid of the unnecessary hate in your mind. I've helped reform many former Aryan Brotherhood members, and am currently starting a program to help youth who have been led astray by "Alt-Right" recruitment tactics. I would like to know more about you guys as people though. What else do you do besides politics? I also should mention that my new program is looking for volunteers, and those that help can get some free prizes (some of the stuff you guys might really like). Unlike most liberals these days, I want to help you, not hurt you. Let's work together to make our country better. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: One of the prizes we are giving away for those who help with our program
