So yesterday, five of /oursharks/ managed to mangle a horde of vile, alien invaders off the coast of Italy.
>At least 31 migrants died and 200 were rescued by the Libyan coastguard >When the Libyan navy arrived, they spotted 'four or five' large sharks >Some of the bodies had been bitten when they brought the bodies on board archive.is/yuzc1
I think it’s important to make people aware of the risk posed by the rise of a dangerous new ideology known as the shark-right. But since mainstream media has failed to cover the rise of this new phenomena, I thought we could photoshop some stories in order to get the word out. I’ll post a few examples of what I mean. I’ve thought of a few key buzzwords, including: >Great White Supremacy >Neo-Jawzism >Great White Nationalism >Great White Privilege, etc. >Shark-right, or Alt-shark (these need work)
Asher Scott
for example
Jaxon Stewart
another one
David Lee
a lot of angles to work
Gavin Sullivan
bump for potential
Luis Jackson
They didn't suck its diiiiiiiiick. They should have known better.
Owen Flores
At least someone is defending Europe
Liam Harris
Praise Neptune.
Luke Moore
Fucking kek. Well done on the author.
Ryan Fisher
Japan is protected by loli-raping giant squids, why shouldn't Europe be protected by racist sharks?
Ryder Flores
Mfw sharks will save Europe
Nathaniel White
Fuck yeah Shark party!!
Julian Martin
its a shark breeding ground in between sicily and n. africa.
Jonathan Miller
I, for one, find the shark menace abhorrent. We cannot allow them to continue to thrive in our waters. Not only do they consume an immense amount of delicious fish, they are barely preyed upon by other species and hence do not contribute to the ecosystem. Some of their eggs are sharp and impossible to play with. Even before childbirth, they are aggressive. These superpredators must be bought to heeeeeeeeel. We must come together, both as fish and mammals, to defeat these monsters.
Aaron Williams
Thank you poseidon or neptune for sending out sharks
Elijah Ramirez
in unrelated news Italian navy admitted they have been training sharks to eat drug smugglers trying to drop off of their coastal waters.
Owen James
based sharks
Landon Rogers
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Adam Gray
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Aiden Moore
Thank you based Poseidon
Angel Bell
BASED AQUAMAN
Bentley Evans
Kek. That's pretty good
Jordan Clark
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Dominic Brown
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Isaac Baker
/oursharks/
Bentley Allen
The call has been answered.
Luke Wilson
>laser beam on fricking head
James Brown
What now, Sup Forums?
Camden Clark
can we give these sharks medals?
Gavin Ramirez
Who do we have to pay to get boats out there chuming the water on a regular basis? It would be beneficial if the sharks got into the habit of hunting in these high traffic areas.
Kayden Hernandez
Now they will say, Fly the migrants in to stop sharks nibbling them.
Joshua Richardson
Small fry. Set up a fishing business that deals with....suddenly, purposefully dead people. Literally make chum out of humans. Fish, fish, dispose
Do it all along the areas the migrants take. Whenever they fall into the water the sharks recognize food when they smell it
Best of all is you'll get the double payment and the lulz of a shark attack
Jose Mitchell
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Christian Cruz
This thread has cheered me up
> Shark-Right
Kek
Tyler Barnes
did they make a sequel to iron man anime?
Hunter Turner
Great white sharks live in the Mediterranean, but not enough. The shark eats big fish like tuna and dolphins and generally needs a big food source.
Can we start a crowdfund to put more white sharks in the Mediterranean as a line of defense?
Henry Torres
>flag
Nolan Collins
Can we please google bomb this? I want to meme this into becoming a thing like we did with Pepe, milk and the OK sign.
