>Prince Harry and Meghan DeAmmerimutt are engaged
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>Possible Tory Revolt over defence cuts
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>Harry and Meghan: Social media hails mixed-race royal
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>Sectarian war on UK turf: Ahmadi mosques introduce extra security to stop terrorist attacks(pakis gonna pak)
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>Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe faces new allegations of training journalists in Iran
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>New Zimbabwean President to repay white farmers
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Inta me 'art an air dat kills
From yon far count blowin'
What arr dem blue remebered 'ill
What spires, what farms arr doze
tiss land o lost content
I see it shinin' clear mon
Doze 'appy 'ighways where me went
And me cannot come again
>Pharmaceutical company Pfizer says the UK has become the first country to grant over-the-counter status to its erectile dysfunction drug Viagra which will be available in pharmacies from next year
Kek.
Based Aussies.
So Meghan is a protestant. Is WN forever BTFOd?
She's being baptised before the wedding, they announced it about 5 minutes ago.
Lads, the woman at my local chemist is so fucking fit, I think she's a single mummy though, she has such a small waist but a nice arse, constantly smiles at me talks to me when I go in there.
Not for long she isn't
>does that increase it's authenticity?
Yes. It is the authentic source of Rabbinic law. What is your point?
>just because something is repeated a lot, doesn't mean it's true.
But if it's independently verified and supported by a wide range of people, you've really got to start considering it.
Family Paid
This is tragic.
things are moving fast ay....
> tfw walking the dog past the local lake
/comfy/
do i fall for the ethereum meme?
almost like its forced
>entering into pyramid schemes because some neet on /biz/ told you to
>4 years his senior
>feminist
>american
>catholic
>mixed race
>divorced
>performed pornographic scenes for tv
>getting married barely a year after meeting
>already has her pregnant
>bringing the monarchy into disrepute just to appease blacks on twitter
>Out shopping with my mum
>Northern irish lady at the till asks if have id to buy prosecco
>I’m 23
>Mum says she has id and it’s for her
>Start packing bags
>Northern Irish woman says ‘who told him he could pack bags’
>I say ‘you just don’t know my technique’
>Mum comes over and removes everything I’d packed so far
>I try to put stuff back in and tell her to leave it and that I have a technique
>She takes it out again
>I say ‘I would have walked out of here perfectly happy if you’d let me pack it’
>I say ‘I’ve lived on my own for three years I think I know how to pack a bag’
>Northern irish woman asks me if I went to uni
>I say yes
>She says she knows what people who went to uni are like
>I say ‘what does that even mean?!’
>Mum says ‘shes just having a bit of banter with you’
>I say ‘well she’s not doing a very good job, it’s all just static’
>Northern irish woman says ‘I can think of worse things to be called’
>Northern irish woman says ‘Do you want a job? I can teach you how to pack bags properly’.
>Northern Irish woman takes the mic out of my santa shortbread and calls me a mumma’s boy
>I laugh it off
Absolutely raging tbqh lads.
Canal not lake.
Does she use skin bleach?
You know what? I think marrying Meghan actually is a strategic move on Harry's part. Here's why:
-By intermarrying with an American, you share our military which means you guys are back up top with the US as a superpower, which means you guys get your navy and colonies back from the US.
-All citizens and goods free to travel between Britain and the US, meaning Brexit ain't nothing but a thang.
-You get to share your superior culture with our superior technology, coming together to form the birth of an Ameri-Anglo masterrace.
I don't understand why you guys have to be so butthurt about this. This marriage literally fulfills everything Britain has been striving for over the last 15 years.
>Prince Harry and Meghan DeAmmerimutt are engaged
Lads whats the official brit/pol. ine on this engagement? not been around so much, but this turn of events distrubs me greatly.
Surely this permanently pollutes the Windsor bloodline?
Should we not be rightfully seeking a Jacobite restoration?
Anyway I'd juts like to hear what the lads say.
> Canal not lake.
sorry :/
I slipped her the rodger
>he puts bread and eggs at the bottom of bags
>he mixes frozen with non-frozen goods
>he puts bulky or heavy items with light items so they get crushed
You don't know how to pack a bag lad.
are you retarded?
things like that would only make sense if this megan was the presidents daughter or something
I put pizza boxes in the bags. My mum mugged me right off. My flight or fight was kicking in and I had dry mouth and am still shook up.
>packing obvious poisons with cheaply sealed foods like breads
Doing it wrong
Are you diagnosed or not?
She's American meaning Britain and the US share everything once they are formally married.
>it's a strategic move
>harry wore an armband once during a halloween party 15 years ago
>/ourlad/
Piss off with this shit pasta
>being this autistic
show flag
> Hello Britanons, stand strong and keep fighting for your country.
> On the brighter side of things, I just found out that there might be a new ctf game hosted by your's sincerely Shariah the Cuck LaBooom has a new flag up in Paris, it's basically HWN[triggered]DU episode 7, why are we not talking about this again?
> Take a visit to CrippleChan and look at the acccording board, it's basically dead. Do we revive the CaptureTheFlag meme war?
take a look at who went to those meetups and ask yourself what kind of person would give one fuck about that shite
I don't have autism I just get exceptionally angry at petty things.
Out of curiosity, which country in the UK are you all individually from? I always just tend to assume someone with a UK flag is English
> I don't have autism I just get exceptionally angry at petty things.
thats called being an autistic cunt
Your mum had a go at you packing bags and you got panicky. That's not a very normal response. Annoyance? Fine. Panic? Nah.
>Should we not be rightfully seeking a Jacobite restoration?
seriously though, this is so out of order.
these krauts have gone to far.... a catholic monarch is not acceptable, and yet a negro is?
I for one would enjoy the drama posed by a Jacobite restoration.
t.low test
This better be bait. If you don't organise your trolley and conveyor belt in bagging order you're a brainlet. Enjoy your crushed crisps by the way.
cUK
Hello I am British too now :)
It wasn't panic it was rage because the northern irish woman was mugging me off and my mum just helped her
>wanting smashed eggs and bread in your shopping
Wanting to eat the food you bought doesn’t make you autistic user
> Out of curiosity, which country in the UK are you all individually from? I always just tend to assume someone with a UK flag is English
Anyone with a UK flag is English 75% of the time
oi piss off cunt I'll hook ye right in the gabber innit i swear on me mum
they put up makeup on to the point of whiteface
all brown girls do it
Pic related is the average paki teen girl
>monarchy pays for wedding
>tax payers pay the monarchy
>tax payers will pay for the additional police/anti-terror guys
Tax payers are paying then?
Sounds like sexual frustration
Oh for fuck sake.
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An episode of Question Time was cut short after pungent aftershave caused an audience member to suffer an asthma attack, it emerged today.
ass blasted muslim!
A women on Radio 2 today said Markle 'should get the sisters to go down to KP and tell her whats what'. I'm predicting the real Housewives of Kensington on C4 by 2020.
>Lads whats the official brit/pol. ine on this engagement
Actually we here at Brit/pol/ has been pretty ecstatic because even we know that intermarrying with an American at this point in time is going to deliver what Brexit and UKIP have been promising all along: a restoration of British world power. Britain gets her navy and colonies back, her economy booming (through free trade and open borders with America), and unlimited supplies of technology.
This is a win win all around.
next time don't get all arsey and just spit utter vitriol at her with a smile so you can play it off as bantz
>did you go to uni?
> obviously as i'm not the one sitting in your chair right now love haha
>it was rage because the northern irish woman was mugging me off
That's even worse. You couldn't handle the banter. A non-autist smiles and fires a couple of shots back across the bow.
Am on day 3 of nofap lol
I thought she was jewish with that surname
Did britain get triggered by our fried chicken catches the blackie joke?
Fucking kek. Someone find her in the audience.
I did handle the banter because I didn't spazz out and smash things
KFC aus didn't actually tweet that though
Forgot pic.
Not easy when your body is filled with adrenaline and your mouth is dry lmfao
If you bought high then you’re a fucking moron. I’m waiting for a dip in bitcoin
>I didn't spazz out
>>I say ‘you just don’t know my technique’
>>I say ‘well she’s not doing a very good job, it’s all just static’
>I just get exceptionally angry at petty things.
Right, m8
>Natural selection in other
Checkmate creationists
Could have been worse lad. I see this as a victory
Have you achieved mild telekinesis yet?
I can't even go one day nofap desu
I really don't care for your (((Royal Family)))
HOWEVER
I was curious as to whether or not this fan fare over Prince harry and his fiancé is on par with William and Kate, or if its greater?
I do feel a bit happier when i wake up in the morning
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Tell us how you pack bags lad. Here's something autistic for you while you write it up.
Not even close, honestly. It's mainly minorities and Y*nks getting worked up over it.
Lesser as Harry's not as important. It's why it's not at Westminster Abbey. Conversely social media is more important than it was in 2011.
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Ouch, this is why I only ever order shopping from ocado, or small shops to the co-op, i feel for you mate
I put pizza boxes stacked up against one side of the bag for life. Then I pack in heavy stuff on the other side. But my mum just comes on through and takes the pizza boxes out as though she were saying 'haha you're so right sorry about my idiot son'
Ok, thats good I suppose.
still very annoying to see all the libshit anglophiles in my country gawking over the (((Royals)))...again
Have you lot ever met a blairite?
i saw owen jones on the tube once
>I put pizza boxes stacked up against one side of the bag for life. Then I pack in heavy stuff on the other side.
Do you want crushed pizza? No wonder you got btfo by 2 old bints.
It's true, though. It's ethnics yelling, "yaaaaaaasssssss," and Americans being glad they can self-insert into monarchical fantasies. William and Kate was a bigger deal because their relationship had been far more publicised beforehand (Catherine was much more a known entity in the British public consciousness than Markle still is), and William is 2nd in the line of succession, so their match decided the future of the crown.
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Me Mam. She voted for Blair twice and blames the Tories for the state of the country.
I've done it that way before and had no issue. Self checkout from now on I reckon.
> Not easy when your body is filled with adrenaline and your mouth is dry lmfao
is when you're not a soft cunt
>Americans being glad they can self-insert into monarchical fantasies
God that annoys the hell out of me.
Believe me, I would love to kill the people who do this in a very brutal and violent fashion.
did you get aids?
t.low test
Looks like the U.K. actually cares more about it than the US
hopefully not
Forgot pic
Aussies bring the bantz to the future Qween
They never tweeted that
It's fake
A farce
You've been duped
>Murdered British MP Jo Cox, who was killed during the Brexit campaign, has a road named in her honour in France in recognition of her pro-EU views.
>'beautiful'
what did they mean by this?
I hate clown world
does life ever feel like a bad Monty Python sketch to you lot?
That isn't clownworld tier. Thats a nice gesture by the french.