HAPPENING: ALIEN BACTERIA FOUND GROWING ON SPACE STATION

cnet.com/news/alien-life-international-space-station-bacteria-nasa-space-walk/

So? It's in space, what's the big deal?

No such thing as space

100% of the time, whenever "alien bacteria" is found on spaceships, moonrocks, astronaut suits, etc its just contamination. Literally nothing to see here.

Russian Propaganda!

Its Super Gonorrhea Chan!

>t. Q'En-Ek'q'Rr'Q'D-T'd'Q from Melotte 25

literally nothing

they found bacteria on the space station before. they sequenced it and found out it came from Madagascar, and couldn't have come from contamination of things being launched up into space.
it turns out that bacteria in the air can actually get ejected into space.

Theres liquid water all over our solar system, odds are high we share some basic life forms like bacteria due to impacts ejecting shit and it landing in a pool on another world.

Thats pretty far fetched. More like a contaminated sequencer.

I believe the Ruskies found bacteria on the inside and outside of the Mir space station as well.

THE EARTHLINGS KNOW, INTERCEPT THE TRANSMISSIONS

sorry
I came pretty hard

AYY LMAO

who gives a fuck, where are the spaceships

>Literally nothing to see here.

Oumuamua

just hope its not a kikelien

How do what know that what is “from Madagascar” isn’t actually originally from space?

Space jizz
Don't touch it or you'll get space aids!

Excuse his English, he is actually from space.

so what,, our 3rd world countries generate new deadly diseases every year

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