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I'll start.

>Yuri on Ice

Not yuri, but yaoi bait but in the end it's not yaoi either. However, figure skating is still gay.

>keijo
Anime about asses where the funding could have been used for other projects or improving already good anime.

Um well I mean two grown men are engaged and living together so it is soft core yaoi but the rest is right

>Umaru
Shitposting randumb chibi anime about an annoying hamster girl.

>Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa

A ditzy Japanese redneck vampire falls in love with a Japanese guy who's a total bro, but an alien inside a robot tries to stop them with the assistance of an immortal demon loli principal. All glasses in the series are actually fairies.

>Kimi no na wa
Keit-ai with body swap.

Gochuumon.

She marries Anonymous.

>Yuri on Ice

Crap

>Hamster girl show

Also crap

Sword Art Online.

>Madoka

A bunch of gay girls fight over each other.

>Code Geass
Gary Stu edgelord with hypnosis powers shows that a self-indulgent trainwreck self-insert fanfic from the 1990s can get an anime, just rename the characters to make it original.

Also, Rurushu is still alive apparently.

>Revolutionary Girl Utena
A turbo-dyke magical girl goes to some sort of battle school and has Shoujo romantic melodrama with minorities, women, and minority women. It's a series of typical mahou shoujo episodic story arcs until the very end, but is somehow deeper than Evangelion. Also, it's basically just some big sermon on intersectional feminism and race relations that a college TA from tumblr shat back in time to the 90s.

>Kuma Miko
Beastiality slice of life.

>Hibikek

Cute girls blow each others horns with extra drama on the side. Also why does everyone hate Shoe? He is a cute. Also /u/ BTFO.

>Flip Floppers

KOKONA, also shit.

>Keijo
Anime about girls fighting with their glowing asses where the funding could have been used to send children in third world countries to school

>Any yuribait show
It's Yuri, no it's not, ITS YURI, NO ITS NOT

>Sailor Moon
Buffy the Sentai Ranger.

>K-On!
5 highschoolers drinking tea, eating cake, and rarely doing anything music related

Madoka is dat deep shit bruh

>clannad
boring shit then feels shit

>monster musume
Furfags depraved harem fetish. Should never have been created.

>Chaika
Gothic lolita retard serves as a mascot of a schizo-tech RPG world that has a deeper and more convoluted story line than the meme would suggest.

You're pretty spot on.
Nothing more convoluted than a Gotta Collect em all mcguffin story though, although I'd take one of those than a fucking isekai series anyday.

>JoJo
Who can do the best glittery and muscly poses: the show

>Panty and Stocking
What a cartoon looks like in the eyes of the Japanese.

>Re:Zero
Some faggot MC didn't pick best girl as usual

But Rem is best girl

Thats pretty close actually.

>yuri on ice
Sup Forums hates it because it's gay. It has actual story and relationships, apparently.

>mirai nikki
Depressed girl goes back in time. She is the show. The scenes can go back and forth from creepy to sexy at a moment's notice.

>SAO
Millenial show pretending to be mindless entertainment. It is actually subliminal and encourages egoism, selfishness and compulsive behavior by constantly stroking the viewer's dick.

>new Fate
Intentionally full of arbitrary rules and concepts to hook the lego, magic and 40k crowd. Every episode they throw a bone or two to the waifufags.

>Jojo part 5
Same as before but with more memes and inside jokes and less story and content.

>Soul Eater
Chuunibyou, demo koi ga shitai

>highschool of the dead
Its target audience is creepy dads. If you are under 35 and don't have a family you are neglecting, you won't see the appeal.

>Tokyo Ghoul
Emo kid eats people and its "deep".

>you're favorite anime
it makes the viewer HIV positive before the first opening finishes

>Flip Flappers
Good for ego boosting because of millions of references.

>Re:Zero

Some dumbass guy in a tracksuit gets to die over and over again and then some whales appear or some shit

What kind of person would repeatedly enter threads on Sup Forums regarding series they have not viewed

>Evangelion
Some spoiled fucker actively rejects a giant robot (that is actually his mom) and a harem of waifus in tight catsuits his dad gave him to and for fighting against aliens not from outer space. The guy is so asexual and asocial, he fapped on one of those girls while she was in a coma, just because he can't stand live women. Seriously, fuck that guy. Then everybody dies. Then some guys live.

>K-On!
Four schoolgirls somehow register a club which description is probably "for doing fuckall", do fuckall, sometimes play shitty music on their brutally expensive equipment without any practice, realise they are shit and lipsync (or how's it called with instruments) with a track one of them made in garage band off-screen. In S2 they steal a girl from lower class that nobody will miss to fatten her up so they can eat her, but graduate before she is anywhere near edible.

>Umaru
A girl in a desperate need of a bitchslap doesn't recieve one.

>SAO
A boy that unknowingly for him and for us got a premium account in a game where people die when they're killed. Shitty waifus cling to him because he can protect them, except for one that genuinely liked him- he promptly lets her die because he's a fucker.

>Free
A show about deep male fiendship and competitive swimming. Who am I kidding, it's pure fanny-service. Oh, and one of them is a half-'strayan cunt, so that's something.

> A girl in a desperate need of a bitchslap doesn't recieve one.
Yep, that's totally umaru-shit.

Re: Zero

Cucking maids.

Why are you losers listing the titles? That's not how these threads are supposed to work. You're supposed to only post the description and the rest of us are supposed to guess what anime you're talking about.

This is all your fault, OP. Shame on you.

>One piece
a monkey character named luffy and a bunch of he's wacky friends going on a boat action adventure as pirates to save the earth or something

>K-on
They do actually play music, though the beginning of the movie was them lip syncing power metal.

Fjck ./,/;,/>offvyir

>jojo
tryhard 'masculine' show for people who still think saying 'no homo XDDD' is still funny in 2016

bump

>SAO
Fedora tipping and pleb taste.

>Keijo
Everyone pretends they're in it for the plot but they're in it for the asses. The girls are in it for the asses too.

>Yuri On Ice
An autistic nip gets engaged to a gay Russian and tries to no-homo it. A twink is the third wheel.

>SnK
Neither the readers nor the characters know what's happening anymore, and maybe neither does the author. Some kid named Armin is apparently the objectively worst character for some reason. Something something dicks out for Harambe.

>Re:Zero
There's two color coded girls who fight for the MC's attention by being the best maid they can be. Beaten to death generic plot.

>Mirai Nikki

Keit-ai written by an edgelord.

i liked keijo until it got supernatural on me

>SnK
Accurate. However, it's just a meme to hate Armin. The objectively worst character is this fat fuck named Gross, a fitting name for him.

>New Game

waifu nonsense and vidya pandering

>Let's shitpost about shows we haven't watched a second of
You should all be range-banned. Go watch something, faggots.

>Chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai
generic middle school harem/love comedy with a chuuni

>One Piece
A hobo with rubber powers rides a boat with people who cry a lot.

>Jo Jo's Bizarre adventure

Wacky Slice Of Life/Monster of the week comedy show about an old american guy trying to get closer to his estranged and wayward sons in japan.

Pretty accurate. The threads you've read are truthful.

>Jojo

Everything, literally EVERY FUCKING THING is a Jojo reference

> Shinsekai Yori

7 episodes that make a premise for the greatest anime ever, then 2 faggots kiss and after that gay kiss no one ever saw a single episode

>Everyone gives a vague description that kind of makes sense
>Goes into the thread and explains the whole show in full detail

>Akagi

Extreme Majong with a Gary-stu protag. But's okay for him to be Gary-stu because he's badass. He also gets old and dies.

>Re:Zero

I love emila and time loops.

>LOGH

Gay space opera that everyone loves but no one has actually watched

>Hibike

Marching band anime that's yuribait

>K-On
Girls in a band doing cute shit.

>Nichijos

An unfunny nichibros

>Ghost Slide

A masterpiece.

I don't read threads of anime I don't watch. Why would I risk diluting my patrician taste with that of lesser people just to shitpost over which girl a KyoAni moeblob has the deepest yuri fantasy for?

Disgusting.

>Mushishi
A mushroom juju medicine man goes around solving people's problems. Lowest common denominator 'there's something spooky going on but it's HUMAN STORIES' normalfag appeal.
>Kimi no na wa
Makoto Shinkai writes a boy merts girl with production value out the ass. Audiences spontaneously orgasm and/or combust. More news at 11.
>Tatami Galaxy
Aforementioned HUMAN STORIES with 'muh rose-coloured campus life' flavour.
>Monogatari series
Nisio Isin being Nisio Isin. This time with harem.
>Texhnolyze
ABe's work where he is allegedly the least stuck up his own ass.
>Kaiji
A man named Moe loses at gambling and cries a lot.
>K-On
>No, seriously, there's more to it than sol moe aroundfuckery, just trust me on this
>Sora no Woto
Cute girls doing cute things.
>Code Geass
A glorious trainwreck.

>Stella no mahou
Some almost loli looking high school girls in a club. One of them likes Hokuto no Ken looking guys, has a daddy complex and/or is into bara

you are dumb and also stupid
The OP you think you wanted was

"ITT: describe an anime setting as vaguely as possible. Other anons try and guess what anime it is."

This is a completely different thread

>keit ai
something something boy falls in love with a girl

>Dragon Ball Super
Goku and friends have a baseball game to save the universe and also I guess there are multiple universes with some sort of weird alien green lantern core shit watching over them

>Flip Flappers
There are lesbians and apparently this is the only interesting thing about the show because no one ever talks about anything else other than there might be lesbians. Anons think they're refined for watching it.

>Oreimo
A railroaded plot that tries to normalize incest in the dumbest and apparently even for people who are into that most unsatisfying way possible. While there are debates an unusually high amount of people agree that the best girl lost

>Occult 9
Science and magic happen and apparently it's related to Stein's Gate, though I haven't seen that either. Time travel maybe? Titties definitely.

>Steins;Gate
A loser creates a time travel device to gender swap his trap friend, he fucks up and he and his friends are hunted and killed by the time police. He keeps time traveling until he finds a perfect reality where everyone is safe instead of trying to solve his problems.

>fate
The MC didn't die even he was killed.
>toaru something index
The MC lives his life correctly.

>Nichijo

21 minute episodes featuring around 7 3 minute gags and that is it. Did really shit on japan

Flip Flappers
Tries to be Pretty Cure and edgy at the same time but they have a character that acts like batman or something.

Nichijo
Really good animation wasted on bad jokes.

>JoJo
A group of eccentric muscular men making jokes

Harm Show #659822554

MC didn't pick best girl

>In S2 they steal a girl from lower class that nobody will miss to fatten her up so they can eat her, but graduate before she is anywhere near edible.
Can someone who's seen the show please clear this up? This sounds hilarious.

>Spice and Wolf
Medieval economics, with a light dose of furry.

>K-On
Cute girls in a music club who apparently do everything unrelated to music

>MonMusu
A cover for various furries and other degenerate fetishes to post here on Sup Forums

>Code Geass
JIBUN WOOOOOO!

>Yoi
pretty well damn summarized.