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Countries in EU will not be affected by this. To the rest of the world however, good luck :^)

lel i want to nip and gook stats

>still using Facebook

And what are they going to do if they detect a case if local authorities refuse to work with them? Delete someone's Facebook account pre-emptively since dead people aren't allowed to have accounts?

I'muh Japah-knees and I had a brad day, I rink I'm grunna keer myserlf.

>tfw canadian government is notified by facebook of possible suicide, responds by airmailing self-administered palleative drugs.

>still no dude weed lmao

I wonder if they are using this as an attempt to "Get their toe in the door" of the public accepting the revocation of all privacy?

Faceberg is an irrelevant social media outlet now. In a decade faceberg will be forgotten only used by niggers and third world shitskins.
There are far better and newer alternatives than faceberg. Sure they arent going out anytime soon ( because they owned whatsapp and instagram) but their influence is declining.

bump

I want to leave FB, but my horrible family and half hearted acquaintances will probably never be heard from again. Help me to stop caring.

Just fucking deactivate your account.
>figure out who you will dedicate time to keep in touch with.
>Use other methods to keep in touch like calling, texting, video chat, etc.
>maintaining relationships is a two-way street, obviously, so don't be surprised if no one fucks with you if you don't reach out.

there you go. Also, there are other channels to use that aren't as fucked as zuckbook such as snapchat or instagram if you are concerned about staying somewhat relevant with the crowd. Be advised, more and more people with a brain are already accepting that facebook will fade away like myspace and are already jumping ship anyways.

This. Just get people's email addresses. It's actually nice getting weekly updates from your friends rather than hourly ones that are all bullshit.

lol good luck thinking that

I don't use Facebook, but how is this a bad idea? Somebody that uses FB obviously doesn't care for their privacy already so they probably wouldn't mind this. If anything, most users would likely approve of this.

I just deactivated my Facebook, added it to my router's blacklist, and smashed my smart phone. Everyone who's even the slightest bit worried about this stuff should do the same.

Who cares? Don't tell me you actually use that site for anything but remembering the birthdays of friends you don't see regularly anymore?

Is this why "Mourning" Joe Scarborough deleted all of his posts?

Why do you care if they're horrible?

I got the people who were important to me to install Signal on their phone. Considering that it literally replaces your stock text messaging app on android, it should be easy enough to do.

Thanks for the serious replies. I've been considering cutting it off for months, but this AI shit takes the cake. Problem is I joined FB after literally years of sending emails to my friends/family weekly and never getting replies. Finding out about events and gatherings after the fact "oh, you didn't know? I posted it to Facebook!"(knowing full well I don't have a FB at the time)... At the least I guess I won't waste my time on those not worth it anymore- I'm actually much busier now with volunteerism and making new better friends.

Fakebook is trying so hard to stay relevant, especially when its getting cozy with the law enforcement

If they can't be assed enough to send you a text message, then they don't care if you're there. Find someone who DOES care, and then use something encrypted to communicate.

I have an account purely to receive messages, never make a post and sometimes look at meme's

I don't think they really care, as they own WhatsApp. This is probably why they don't mind bending over and taking it up the ass from literally every single country. They realize that it's easier just to give in, and push people away from a non-encrypted system and to one that they can't monitor, and therefore aren't responsible for. The fact that they also own the most popular encrypted messaging system is just icing on the cake.

indeed

I care when I shouldn't mostly... Also, I usually chat from PC, but I'll get used to texting people I guess.

Thanks for the recommendation, will look into it.

Part of me wishes I could drop some red pills on my way out, but that would unfortunately be a really bad idea(right now nobody knows what political orientation I am).

Does 'fuck the kikes' suggest an impending suicide?

>Smashed my smart phone.
Have fun using a phone that has zero encryption. Can't use Signal or Wire on a dumb phone.

Realizing that your life is so meaningless that only a bot created by facebook cares about preventing your suicide is a pretty crushing thing in itself.

>social networks
Good goy

np, just do it user.

I deactivated mine right before my birthday a while back. one of the best choices I made this year. FB and platforms like instagram are just terrible in general. full of virtue signalers, people going out of their way to be viral, clickbait reposting, garbage humans.
Sucks that folks past the college-aged demographic (as in our older family relatives) still messes with FB. fuck it, though

Yeah, I sort of knew that before I even got my FB account, but I was tired of being left out. Definitely tired at last of the shallowness, though

My biggest reason so far to stay is that the messaging is convenient and the groups can be useful sometimes...

Good old backwards facebook eye, love that graphic.

This bothers me more than it should, and I only ironically joke about killing myself.

I don't understand how it could be more convenient than text messaging on phones, or any other standalone messenger on PC (keep in mind that Wire and Signal support iOS, Android, PC, Mac, and Linux, as does Skype, if you can't bring yourself to take a stand).

What the fuck is whatsapp and what is this uber encrypted system you speak of
t. an actual retard

Imagine inventing all that tech to spy on people's posts only to realize nobody posts on facebook anymore because it's current year

Haha I actually joined FB because all of my relatives my age and older were on it, and this was after telling my sister it was a lame site for years. It's definitely an echo chamber and I have more fun on other sites. Been getting into voat and gab lately, they seem okay but I like the chan culture better. The upvote system is just such a waste of time and seems to derail more often than help.

If i want to kill myself its my fucking business

I don't actively use FB but I'm kinda curious about how it would rate my shit, if it was an anonymous rating.
But then again, what do they do with the information if they think someone is suicidal?

WhatsApp is like the most popular messenging system in the world, thanks to Europe. Everything is E2E Encrypted. They use the Signal Protocol for it, although they retain more metadata than Signal does itself. WhatsApp really took off in Europe, for some reason.

If you're gonna switch to one, I recommend Signal. You can still send regular texts to people who don't have it, and send encrypted messenges/phone calls to people who do.

thehackernews.com/2016/10/signal-messenger-fbi-subpoena.html

> Here's what the FBI demanded on the two suspects, seeking a subpoena:

> Subscriber name
> Payment information
> Associated IP addresses
> Email addresses
> History logs
> Browser cookie data
> Other information associated with two phone numbers


>"As the documents show, the government's effort did not amount to much—not because OWS refused to comply with the government's subpoena (it complied), but because the company simply does not keep the kinds of information about their customers that the government sought (and that too many technology companies continue to amass)," the ACLU said in a post. "All OWS was able to provide were the dates and times for when the account was created and when it last connected to Signal's servers."

I have a tablet and a dumb phone. Texting is a pain, but I'll get a messenger for my tab. It's a silly system, but no worrying ever about my security while browsing(I never do anything "important" on my tab other than email) and my phone is ridiculously cheap.

The article said no joke they'll show you resources to help, possibly tell your friends, and even call emergency services on you. It's bizarre and terrible to see FB testing out how much they can control people like this. Brazen, really.

In case anyone is interested in making the switch to Signal:
ssd.eff.org/en/module/how-use-signal-android

ssd.eff.org/en/module/how-use-signal-ios

support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/214507138-How-do-I-install-Signal-Desktop-

they should use the data to figure out how best to induce suicide
face book have already allowed social engineers to mess with the news feed in order to induce depression

dang, that's almost impressive how much they'd do to have people not suicide.

I'd even say people close to suicide do drop little hints here and there as a call for help, but people don't catch them or don't want to catch them.
They often wouldn't go out actively searching for help, so if they get pushed into it by someone/thing else it might actually help them.

And what they post on facebook is obviously already shared with other people. So I'm not totally against that.

>be retarded enough to be targeted for a suicide attempt
>on fb
If you get caught as suicidal on a shitsite you shouldn't even be registered for, you deserve your fate of being recorded for eternity in the goyim database. If you're going to commit suicide, don't be a pussy and give out obvious hints, fucking do it you worthless piece of shit.

Facebook is Vault Tec. You're filling in the forms for a big creepy social experiment when you touch that toxic turd.

why do you want to hear from horrible people?

>13131
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Thanks for this- I've been procrastinating some changes for too long. I can't be the only one...

Should have gone with Chinese, would be more believable

>Have fun using a phone that has zero encryption. Can't use Signal or Wire on a dumb phone.
people can actually live and talk to other people without ever owning a phone.

Germanbro, I can understand being depressed and wanting FB to send you a self-help page, but wanting FB to have the authority to talk to your friends/family or call the authorities on you is cucked as all get out.

Happy to help. It takes zero effort to convince Android users to switch, by the way, because it essentially is iMessage for android.

So I take it you set up interviews for a job using the postal service?

You can't pick your family... but yeah, I might have to give up on them someday. On the up side, volunteerism/civic involvement has increased my social life and confidence enough that it's not as upsetting of a prospect as it once was.

Like i said, peopel close to suicide usually would not actively take that help if just offered to you like an ad.
calling authorities is a little extreme, but if they get a friend or family member to check on you i think that's still okay.

my last interview was in 1996

Great, I'll extol its virtues to all my contacts.

nothing wrong with that. But could they put more effort into predicting mass shooters instead?
I'm not a psychology fag but if theres a way to diagnose and treat them before they start buying guns and shit...
or you know, assign a cop to keep on eye on them everywhere instead of having them sit on the freeway collecting speeding taxes

If that's the case, you're retarded. I make 46.50 per hour in an area where rent averages 400 per month, and I was going to interviews all summer long. You should ALWAYS be on the lookout for a better job.

Stop saying bad things about the government.
And Stop killing yourselves.

Bruh, I love German culture and can understand being depressed with what's going on over there right now... but you need to look at some courage wolf memes and work out- you seem too sympathetic to this mindset... You ok?

Uh huh.
It'll only be used for suicide prevention

promise

Hilarity. The slippery slope appears already. Go sit in the corner now.

ok, yes
fine, no.

yeah, I'm already taking my daily doses of memes, maybe even overdosing..
But yeah, I mean checking on you when you're down and getting you back up that's what family and friends are for.
But when they don't pick up that something is wrong with someone they won't do anything.
So if someone bluntly tells them there might be something wrong with their friend it get theit attention, in case they notify the right people.
Wouldn't help to broadcast it to all friends no matter how close or not they are. If they just informed everybody that might just do more damage than help.
But i would assume they're pretty sensetive about this subject.

fuck that. I retired at 50.

Meh, I think people would just start censoring themselves on FB even more to avoid being flagged as a suicide risk. Stigma around mental illness is real, and I don't think this will help. Showing suggested content that's uplifting or a pop up dialog with a help line you can dial, fine- but actually acting without your consent to alert others to a problem you might want to keep private is concerning.

Also, most "deaf" relatives are waiting for you to hit them over the head with it. Nobody wants to assume you're suicidal and then find out you were just a bit depressed, so they wait for a flat out appeal and people are so bad at asking for help they'd rather off themselves than actually ask for the heal point blank. If there weren't so much stigma around mental health I don't think this would be such an issue. I don't know what to say, I don't think tech is the answer, I think the answer is educating people to be more proactive in offering and asking for help... Too bad tech seems to be hindering that instead of helping.

That's pretty pathetic, too.

>they can't locate IS members when they tweet and talk on facebook about their next attacks
>but they can find every would be suicide and alert authorities about it
DO
YOUR
FUCKING
JOB
DEEP STATE

As long as its in the terms of service, nothing wrong with it. If you don't like it don't post on Facebook.

i know.. living life, enjoying travel and doing whatever the hell I want is just pathetic. Not everyone can be the good goy.

>using normiebook

Yeah, it's cool. I doubt I'll be the only one to abandon FB over this. It's on the decline anyways, and that's been common knowledge for a while now. How kind of them to hasten their own demise.

they are doing their job

incremental changes until you're hopelessly fucked

Please. You no longer produce anything, and consume everything. Furthermore, your retirement is more likely than not funded by a pension, which means you didn't even earn that shit.

Sounds like a good way to waste facebooks money. Make as many sockpuppet accounts as you can and threaten suicide on all of them.

...
>people should not get paid benefits employers agreed to give them in exchange for labor
>the point of life is to produce for shareholders until you die, never do anything fun
lol... have fun with that.

operation kill urself commencing

Thanks for confirming that you're a pension receiver. You're the reason that my employer health insurance costs 400 per month.

And yes, I have a pension, and I still plan to work until I can't anymore. I have no interest in perpetuating the system that allows people who didn't plan to fuck over the youth, instead of just being a decent person to their family and community.

Pensions were the epitome of boomer planning. "We won't pay people higher wages, but we'll promise them a great wage when they no longer produce anything. Doesn't matter that we won't plan for it, and it will completely fuck over the youth. Not our problem, as everyone involved with the promise will be long gone by the time that bill comes due!"

Anyone got that comic where the guy is being held at gunpoint and calls for help, then the guy shows up and shoots him?

Nigger companies don't offer pensions anymore, I understand why and support it. But that was in the terms of agreement when they hired the boomers.
pensions don't take effect until retirement age 67 or whatever, most people die at 80 or younger, that's 13 years at 300 dollars a month. that's less than 1 year of salary they were paying the employee in the first place. not a big fucking deal and its the companies problem if they didn't save up for that shit.
They had decades to prepare, and you're going to blame this on the employee?

>Pensions don't take effect until retirement age
Blatantly false. It's usually when your age+years of service hits a certain number. For example, my pension (the last year that a good pension was offered, instead of being tied to the market, but still being forced to pay in), that number is 85. So let's say you hire on at age 20: at age 50, your number is 80. You can retire at age 53. You get your monthly stipend, plus free healthcare which lasts until you qualify for Medicare). And you make 85% of your monthly wage at that age, for 6% of your paycheck until you die, and THEN you get to pass it on to one other person. Could be your wife. Could be your child.

#operationkillurself

I like that

Second. Great potential!

Machine algorithms could reveal pretty much anything from person's social media history. A more accurate biography than most people could describe themselves and no doubt it could predict the person's future actions, career and life.

Maybe if FB wanted to give me career advice instead of broadcast my emotional state I'd be less annoyed.

oh, didn't know. but i think life expectancy has grown and they didn't really expect anyone to collect.
which is bullshit too. poor planning.
did pensions become popular in the 60s? seems like that was when everything started going to shit

It is indeed hard to get rid of fb. Especially when you live somewhere where "everyone" uses it. It's seen as normal here, even though fb is just another company trying to make money off people.

I've managed to do it after some attempts. I still get people telling me things like "just look at what we wrote on facebook" or whatever, and I'm like, I can't. I actually ended up making a fake account just to keep up with some friends fb group... Again, it's really hard to get rid of it completely.

Your acquaintances don't really matter. Your family does, and you can always keep in touch with them by texting or using whatsapp, telegram, viber or something like that. A telegram group is actually great, though it takes work to get people on board with it.

They became popular in WW2, because wage freezes prohibited increases in workers pay. That said, after WW2 they died back out for a while, and then public and unionized workers got them instead of wage increases. The private businesses that went that route wound up imploding, which is why they were never super popular, even in unionized private industries. Public shit, though, like trash men and line workers, got them in spades, and its bankrupting cities all over the nation today.

Nice trips - and thanks for your advice. Looking forward to doing other things with my time.

There's no reason to use Telegram. If you're lookign for group chats, IRC or Wire will do you just fine.

Glad those cats found new jobs after this video

youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

Well telegram is nice because it has nice apps on android/ios and the pc app is great too, haven't seen that with most alternatives. All while being completely free.

Plus it has tons of free emote packages, so you can get all that memeing in.

Why would you post this picture?

Welcome to Wire. You can have groups up to 128 people in a group chat for free. E2E encrypted, too. wire.com/en/features/

You are quite the meme connoisseur.

I just deactivated my account. It's been almost 3 years since "really" used it. I realized that all those "friends" I had on fb were meaningless. Once I deactivated all my social media accounts, I realized that all those "friends" that I had never actually put in the effort to talk to me or even send a message saying "Hey user, it's been a while since you've liked one of my posts, where'd you go?" or something of the sorts. I realized that the only way I kept in touch with them was liking their instagram posts. Once I left social media, that's when I found out how shallow they are, if you will. Just deactivate it and no one will give a shit about you, same as they never gave a shit about me, and I'm gladly returning the favor.