#AUSPOL CYA LATER DASTYARI EDITION

G'day blokes. Hope you been staying cool in this fucking hot weather. Got some big stories today. And lets throw a fucking party for that Sam Dastyari cunt.


>Same-sex marriage passes the Senate 43 to 12 in historic political moment
s mh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/samesex-marriages-passes-the-senate-43-to-12-in-historic-political-moment-20171129-gzuyqx.html

>Alt-right figure Milo Yiannopoulos targets Julia Gillard in Australian interview
sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/11/29/alt-right-figure-milo-yiannopoulos-targets-julia-gillard-australian-interview

>Australian state legalises assisted dying in national first
bbc.com/news/world-australia-42161858

>Australia's counter-terror measures 'fuelling racism': UN committee
baka.com.au/world/australias-counterterror-measures-fuelling-racism-un-committee-20171128-gzur1b.html

>Australians losing faith in democracy, new report finds
afr.com/news/australians-losing-faith-in-democracy-new-report-finds-20171128-gzu9vl

>SA Premier Jay Weatherill defends controversial 'party political' taxpayer-funded ad deal
abc.net.au/news/2017-11-28/controversial-sa-taxpayer-funded-ad-deal-defended/9202980

>Milo makes "Muslim Conservative" cry
youtube.com/watch?v=O7FtjtF4gM0&t=1s

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Sup cunts

What's for dinner

Dunno its pretty hot bro. I might just have a bread roll.

Just had ham off the bone cooked up in apple sauce.
>yeah yeah, it's not december yet but it's close enough

fuuck that sounds nice.

and don't worry too much, I'm heaps in the christmas spirit already

Christmas is the 2nd best day of the year. It's only beaten by Australia day.

>Australia's counter-terror measures 'fuelling racism': UN committee
Faaark reading that made me angry. Wish we had a pollie with the balls to tell the (((UN))) to fuck off

You called?

You've got to read between the lines on things like these.
>Counter-terror measures fuel racism
>Because all the terrorists are the same fucking colour of shit

I've been a staunch royalist guys wanting to keep close ties with Britain but lately they're just so cucked they're becoming diversified quicker than us and harry marrying this mutt is the tipping point if it comes down to it I'm voting to become a republic.

Annex of New Zealand, Micronesia, Polynesia, Papua, conquering and enslavement of Indonesia to create the Greater Southern Union aka Australian superpower when?

Republicanism is fucking trash.
>British Royals are fucked
>Australian politicians are just as bad
>what do?
Get enough people in your region together and cede and form a techno-feudal city state.
It's the only way forward

Hello Aussies, here to lurk on you guys again. Love watching you in your native habitat.

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in true australian fashion. you guys make me so happy.

remember lads if you kill your enemy, they win

Fuck we need to Unite the Right. And I don't mean get dumb cunts marching around with swastikas, I mean get people voting for ON and Cory Bernardi. Everyone knows taht we are fractured and they are taking massive advantage of it.

Even that Friendlyjordies cunt is taking advantage of it.

No seriously

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Philly cheese n steak sub m8. Sending the missus to go on n get get

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNT

when you guys learn how to win a war against emus at least

>>Milo makes "Muslim Conservative" cry
>youtube.com/watch?v=O7FtjtF4gM0&t=1s
holy fuck she should be ashamed of herself

SA Adelad here anyone know where this jewfaggot is holding his talk? I'd like to fuck with the antis that show.

Are Australians a race of warrior people? Our values are Strength, combat and a fair go. The fair go, in its nature isn't really a fair go at all in the true sense of the word. If anything, it's a classic case of tall poppy syndrome and this syndrome has led us down an unstoppable path of destruction and lust for war. In my studies I have found being specifically bred from the toughest and meanest convicts the strong and sturdy but unwanted of society mixed in with the fact of us being left on a desert island with some of the deadliest animals in the world and a harsh climate only a real man could withstand. We have been shaped to be a race of warriors If any people deserve to be a global superpower and leaders of the world it’s Australians.

There's no reason why labor wouldn't get rid of Sam the Arab, It's not like the libs can't fight back about party disunity at the moment. Plus they know full well that they'd have Chinese skeletons in their closet too. If Bill doesn't fuck him off it might well be the most tin-eared political decision in recent Australian history and might rightly help them to lose the next election. Compared to kicking him out where everyone gets to see the smarmy shit eater out on his arse + a nice speech about Labor being good goys.

Send Steve Smith to give us a good sorting out pls

The emu warrior is why we're so full.
Though we've had them on the back foot ever since the nuclear "tests" we got the old motherland to carry out on their hive.

>Be aussie
>Want to see Milo
>Know leftcunts are gonna be protesting
>What do?
You've got to dress in an abo flag coloured burka with a rainbow veil so that when they're screaming at you for the cameras they'll be yelling at a transgendered aboriginal muslim

>hot weather
>end of November

Ducking Australians

pay what you owe FUCKING NEETS
t. debt collector

But then you wouldn't have a job and then you'd be a neet too, idiot.

Will there really be much protesting here? I can't see it happening. Limp wristed keyboard warrior faggots on both sides. It would be the biggest fizzer in history.

Why doesn't Australia have any charismatic leaders anymore Shorten or Turnbull are so bland you can disagree with this man's policies but at least he was likeable the current bunch are just out of touch elites.

all the charismatic australians despise politics and politicians

PAY

I doubt there'll be much protesting in Adelaide. Maybe on the Eastern states, although milo was a retard and had his Eastern states talks during the week.

Good evening

>The Senate Just Voted Down All The Conservative Amendments To The Same-Sex Marriage Bill

>The amendments would have added far-reaching exemptions into the bill, including the right for all celebrants to refuse to solemnise gay weddings on religious or conscientious grounds and legal protections for people who don't believe in same-sex marriage or think gay relationships are wrong.
archive.is/zRUVV

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Ridiculous calling Sam a treasonous cunt. They all are.

Might work for the Libs though. Media is pretty quiet on us being poofs for the gooks.

Conservacucks worked into a finna shoot tbqh

You know the rules

Charcoal chicken and salad. Easy in the heat.

KHAZAR

yeah Adelaide here and was kind of basing it on that, maybe Melb would have a go. The secret venue thing is interesting, in Adelaide there are very few 200+ seat venues that aren't run by companies that would want no part in this. Makes me wonder if it might be at Keith Murdoch House, especially considering Andy Bolt is emcee. And if that's the case I'll be looking forward to Tory Shepard's head exploding.

>Australia votes YES
>Labor about to win in Queensland
>Gay marriage legislation passed

Where did everything go so RIGHT?

Its too late...

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GUYS.

I HEAR SIRENS.

fucking

J U S T

Is Milo getting an interview on the project?

garlic cashew chicken. not bad t b h

What heat?

$2 woolies homebrand frozen lasagna

Any idea on how many people he's got going? I did see some protests groups organized by SALT a week or 2 ago, but it only had like 10 people saying that they would go, because it wasn't being shared by anyone and kept being shut down lol.

FUCK THAT FUCKING GOOK PANDERING FUCKING STUPID IRANIAN CUNT FUCKING NIGGER I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT AND FUCK SHORTEN FOR NOT KICKING HIS TRAITOROUS ASS TO THE FUCKING CURB


CALL THE FUCKING QUEEN TO COME GET THE GOOKS OUT OF PARLIAMENT FOR FUCKS SAKE

That is gr8 m8.

Just put on the aircon lads. Absolutely SHAKING at the thought of my next power bill. Already preparing to pick up extra shifts at work to pay for this indulgence.

WTF

We should force muslims to sell non halal products then.

Public execution for treason when?

Murder is now legal in Cucktoria, just make sure you get a man with a stethoscope to do it though.

link for me plz, what was thw article

>be identical twin
>tell doctor you want to die and put down siblings name
????
profit

Where did everything go so wrong for Conservatives in Australia?

>Internet supervillian
Fuck sake

Conservatives have always been retards, so it's no surprise that everything goes wrong for them.

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wait nvm i know what you mean

Why aren't drugs legal yet? Surely there's more drug users in the country than poofters.

>forgot pick related

It's like the reverse of the US, in which Killary was really a neo-warhawk posing as left wing, we have SmellCum Turdballs posing as right-wing, although his left wing social polices and complete incompetence should make him a perfect fit for Labor.

Interesting viewpoint

What did they do?

GOOD point

>/thread
Seriously this though guys.
Pretend to be gay.
Go to Muslim bakery.
Demand bacon wedding cake.
>make them play favourites and show their true colours.

same thing that happens to conservatives everywhere

my fkn roof blew up and i have no idea why.... spend the last hour piecing tiles back together to try and patch the huge hole...... wtf is this the jews??!

>>Milo makes "Muslim Conservative" cry
I watched the whole video and she never cries
She says "sweetie" and "honey" and "darling" a lot and proves herself to be well uninformed but she doesn't snap

Where did my find my picture?

Really dislike the "sweetie" meme

you*

There's never been any difference between Lab and Lib but the name.
Both are far left keynesian ideologues who would sell their best mate for a seat on the board of a bank and a kid to fiddle.

Lazy 36.
After working outside all day its bloody hot. Such is tradie life

dodgy tradies, take your story to ACA m8.

Modern conservatism is usually left leaning on social issues and fiscally right wing, this is neo-liberalism or social democracy, it's the same ideology as labor, although they are slightly more left economically.

All of them basically fall into the blue section on the political compass.

Interesting picture

>mfw it never got above 29 this month and every day has ended with a cold easterly blowing.

absurd we dont have it already

Ex parte H.V. McKay,[1] commonly referred to as the Harvester case, is a landmark Australian labour law decision of the Commonwealth Court of Conciliation and Arbitration. The case arose under the Excise Tariff Act 1906[2] which contained a proviso that excise would not be payable on products if a manufacturer paid "fair and reasonable" wages to its employees. The Court therefore had to consider what was a "fair and reasonable" wage for the purpose of the proviso.

>green
>libertarian
Being for drugs doesn't make you libertarian.

Melbourne almost had their own Vegas this New Years.

Where in the purple would LDP sit?

Libertarianism originally meant socialism, or communism, and yes it does exist.

Probably centre of the purple I would assume.

She's not even a Muslim let alone a fucking conservative one. Manipulative cunt.

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I wish.

What do I owe?

There never was conservatives in Australia. There was Tories, farmers, and unionists.