Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - horse autism therapy Edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
Presicuck Steinmeier inviting usual suspects for anudda 4 year big coalition of doom

>News
focus.de/politik/deutschland/in-doener-bude-mit-messer-angegriffen-attentat-auf-nrw-buergermeister-in-altena_id_7904927.html
welt.de/wirtschaft/article171024835/Landwirtschaftsminister-Schmidt-bestaetigt-Alleingang-in-Bruessel.html
bild.de/regional/berlin/weihnachtsmarkt-an-der-gedaechtniskirche/an-der-gedaechtniskirche-hat-eroeffnet-53998384.bild.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag
streamable.com/bv0n4
>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM
streamable.com/fhapv
streamable.com/zc5xu
streamable.com/n7iqe
streamable.com/07gka

>AfD speeches in Bundestag
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg
youtube.com/watch?v=z_8UP7H7fY8

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>old thread
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journalistenwatch.com/2017/11/29/das-messer-in-den-medien/
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m.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/identitaere-bewegung-15-anhaenger-in-paris-wegen-waffenbesitz-verhaftet-a-1180353.html
de.sputniknews.com/amp/panorama/20171129318488700-gonterskirchen-ueberfall-maskiert/
youtube.com/watch?v=py_m2Em0XEQ
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171078726/Falscher-Syrer-aus-Untersuchungshaft-entlassen.html#Comments
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Kraut/pol/!
Jawohlja!

spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/altena-buergermeister-andreas-hollstein-hat-mitleid-mit-dem-taeter-a-1180817.html

this whole thing is hilarious. I had worse cuts from shaving myself in the past

Can't make this shit up

focus.de/politik/deutschland/angriff-in-altena-buergermeister-hollstein-schildert-tathergang-der-messerattacke_id_7906855.html

>15 schnittwunde
also meinen sie einen längsschnitt, und das sind nichtmal 5cm.
falls sie sich verschrieben haben und meinten stichwunde, dann wäre das ding so glatt durch seinen ganzen hals gegangen.

#FakeNews

What kind of a campaign can take down Merkel once and for all? Immigration? Reporting your neighbors for spreading fake news? For saying negative things about German government policy on Facebook? Like bogus family reunifications?

They even changed the topic of todays Maischberger because of this shit

>What kind of a campaign can take down Merkel once and for all?
Nothing right now

Sounds fishy as fuck.
It can't be that hard to stab someone to death or at least do severe damage to him.
This is just ridiculous.
Also gotta love those CDU politicians who are basically members of the greens.

Take her out lol

journalistenwatch.com/2017/11/29/das-messer-in-den-medien/

Discredit her

This woman discredits herself 24/7 and sadly nobody cares in Germany.

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I don't know how Germany can still be so guilty

First it was a 35 cm long knife rammed in his neck, later it was a 15 cm kitchen knife, causing a 15cm long cut. Now it's just a 5 cm cut.

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>leicht verletzt
>versuchter Mord

Der Typ ist ein totaler Hurensohn, ist eigentlich schade das er nicht wirklich hops gegangen ist.

>Flutet sein Kaff mit mehr Flüchtlingen als gesetzlich nötig
>Schreibt Schundliteratur (siehe Bild)
>Hetzt bei jeder Gelegenheit gegen Deutsche und unsere Kultur

Er geht über den Jordan, weil er so'n Jude ist.

>heiko maas
Der kann nix. Selbst bei seinen mitarbeitern ist der als arroganter typ nicht beliebt.

Hatte der liebe Maas nicht einmal einen seiner leute bei einem Interview damit er Applaus anregt?
"Ich will alle zensieren!" *Mitarbeiter klatscht als einziger*

The fuck is wrong with glyphosate?
It can stop the worst and most dangerous weeds like giant hogweed or ragweed (many europeans are allergic to its pollen).
The problem is with it's overuse, mainly in GMO-crops. Glyphosate should never touch any cultivated crop. It's real usage period should stay inside the period after harvest to the next sowing, for weed control.

It's a real shame that GMO is put to use for total herbicide tolerance, that is the straightforward way for weeds to evolve resistency against the (over-) applied chemical. Just like the overuse of the same type of antibiotics.

If glyphosate will be banned in EU what the actual fuck will we be using instead? Triazols? Sulphonil-ureae? There are already a lot of weeds are resistant against them.

But schekels are schekels muh goyim...
Buy GMO technology, buy GMO-seeds, use only one herbicide (in every two weeks), make profit (not for yourself).
Oh, and when the ship is sinking already ban the fuck out of it. And try to sell an another technology.

Glyphosate isn't evil, it should've been the last resort, not the first.

You are absolutely right, the media and some environmental activists started a witch hunt on glyphosat for no reason.

Das war wohl sein lellek

die Wunder musste im Krankenhaus geklebt werden, nicht mal genäht.

nothing Merkel is Germanys new Führer.

Ob er wohl das Bundesverdienstkreuz bekommen wird?

Bei dieser Frage geht mir schon glech wieder die Hutschnur hoch.
Der Mann ist ein arbeitsloser Maurer der sich wahrscheinlich Jahrzehnte die Knie geschrottet hat, dann ist ihm irgendein Scheiß passiert sdass er abgestürzt ist und nun soll das Haus zwangsversteigert werden und ihm wurde das Wasser abgestellt.
Während man bei Flüchtlingen ständig behauptet, das sei unmenschlich, sie auf die Straße zu setzen, z.B wenn sie ausreisepflichtig sind. Einheimische werden schlechter gestellt, als neu dazugekommene.
Und dass man eine zunehmende Verrohung beklagt, nur weil ein Politiker etwas abgekriegt hat, ist auch mal wieder nur frech. Es werden jeden Tag Menschen abgestochen oder sonst wie getötet oder schwer verletzt, aber der fette Bastard mit dem Kratzer bekommt die eigene Sendung.

>Sounds fishy as fuck.
Also why would someone who hates refugees stick around in a kebab shop?

Ever heard of false Flagging?

...

Richtige Nachrichten aus Österreich

m.oe24.at/welt/Festgenommene-Identitaere-waren-Linksextreme/310624201?facebook

Und Fake News aus der BrD

m.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/identitaere-bewegung-15-anhaenger-in-paris-wegen-waffenbesitz-verhaftet-a-1180353.html

Seriously

Spiegel hat gestern eine Richtigstellung rausgegeben

Hab ich noch nicht gesehen. Link?

opinions?

my best friend didn´t pass the police entrance exam because of some ridiculous reasons (he has to take meds against some sort of skin irritation)
he will be so pissed, because he really wanted it

Hat sich erledigt, hab's grad selber gesehen.

Alter Alice pick your battles. Wie soll das denn bitte gutgehen.

The war is over
Like Goebbels said: who controls Berlin controls Germany
The turks and saudis know this and concentrate their efforts and money there

...

>Berlin

>The turks and saudis know this and concentrate their efforts and money there
we underestimate them, they aren´t as stupid as we like to paint them.

>Sprachen Arabisch und Französisch: Maskierte überfallen Paar in Hessen und zünden Haus an

de.sputniknews.com/amp/panorama/20171129318488700-gonterskirchen-ueberfall-maskiert/

"Whoever controls Berlin controls Germany, and whoever controls Germany controls Europe"
Karl Marx or Vladimir Lenin depending on whos using the quote. its speaking more to geography than politics

>Berlin

But then again, it still hurts to see such a downfall of the police, just imagine the % of turks and arabs in the police in ten years. Berlin's streets probably will be as safe for women as the streets of Saudi Arabia.

Luckily, my brother will begin his police career in Niedersachsen.

Fuck Berlin, seriously. And fuck Red-Red-Green.

why did they light the house on fire Sup Forums?

They were cold, give them a break.

No

>Niedersachsen
how bad is it?

i mean how bad the cultural marxism is

The big cities are cucked but rural Niedersachsen is pretty based

Because they are subhumans

>daily /AfD/ generals

WENN ICH DAS SEH'
WERD' ICH ECHT SAUER!!

>The big cities are cucked but rural Niedersachsen is pretty based
better than expected

It's not about the Glypho. It's about him stepping way out of line and acting on his own without consulting his party. In a private company, doing shit like that would get your ass fired.

remember her

this is her now
feel old yet?

he used it in the early 30s referring to his fight against the Jewish police in Berlin
or maybe it was Hitler

Finally some good news

Why weren't Australians and Germans allies we are from a warrior race of people.

She's a Civic Type R now?

The struggle is real

Because you guys loved to suck british cock

>everything ending in burg.
Wow, Australians know us like the back of their hand.

>Kaisermania

Roland Kaiser confirmed Nazi

Holy shit, please be fake

I like Kaisermania

>bereut pisslam nicht

>tfw its not krautistan

To be honest, I didn't know that Hagen Grell was into memes.
>d u b s
Like, holy shit, I didn't expect him to plop in a John Cena meme, it's so 2016, but still, had a kek at that.
youtube.com/watch?v=py_m2Em0XEQ

tl;dr for non krautcucks

>15 yo german bitch goes to syria and joins IS
>captured one year later
>her husband died, she has a child with him
>investigated for supporting terrorism
>she was part of the Honda Civic R police to ensure that everybody is practicing the teachings of the koran
>after her being captured, the german authorites are bending over to get this "poor poor girl" back to germany
>sad articles about the father being happy that she is still alive pop up everywhere
>poor girl says " i want to mommy, war is very bad and i want to be normal now"
>chances are she is being shipped back here

NOT WITH IRAQ
>she still seems to pro ISIS
>iraq doesn´t give a fuck about german authorities
>they want to put her in jail for supporting IS
>possibly death sentence if found guilty to have participated in terrorist acts
>german butthurt over the loss of enrichement is ummeasureable

i love iraq

He is doing a good job and is redpilling some normies but I still dislike him as a person

...

>Be construction worker
>Work your ass off for years
>Body is fucked due to work
>Get fired because your body doesn't take heavy lifting for 10 hours a day anymore
>Go to job center to find work and collect shekels
>Was a low paying job to begin with, you get like half of it, not too bad
>Write applications like crazy, noone wants to take you in your field due to age and injuries
>Get frustrated, start drinking
>ALG 2 period stops, now you get hartz 4
>Drinking habit gets worse
>See in the news how fugees get a good deal of money and job offers up the ass
>All sponsored by the state because muh integration
>Your Mayor gets famous for accepting more refugees than needed
>Get angry, drinking habit gets so bad you forget paying bills
>Every day is just a miserable existence
>Read how about fugees try to burn their housing because they think they are entitled to better living conditions
>Are not tried, gets to live elsewhere
>Get notice that water will be turned off
>See that mayor gets an award for being so nice to fugees.

>One day, drunk again he waddles through the streets
>Muzzies everywhere, with smartphones in hand speaking arabic and swear at people
>Count the money in your wallet, just about enough for a meal
>Go to kebab merchant
>Someone in a suit stands there
>He seems familiar, ask if he's the mayor
>He is
>All the frustration wells up
>Can't control himself due to alcohol
>Get labeled right wing terrorist

she is totally out-islaming the turks
german master race right here

F

I had a German gf. Really smart, great sex, very attractive. Made alot of uncomfortable jokes about dogs and horses, though. Worse than American normies with their niggers.

>>Someone in a suit stands there
>>He seems familiar, ask if he's the mayor
>>He is
>>All the frustration wells up
>>Can't control himself due to alcohol
>>Get labeled right wing terrorist

how can one man be so god damn perfect!

>Made alot of uncomfortable jokes about dogs and horses, though
?

FFS When will merkel either make a coalition of collapse talks. Im getting bored of searching shit up and finding no news

Widerlich.
Aber irgendwie doch passend.
Ich muss sagen, sie hat sich eine Gruppe ausgesucht, die ihresgleichen gesucht hat.

Shit like this always reminds me that these fuckers will never leave this country again. Their children and children's children will keep getting their asses wiped by this cucked state while germans like him will be thrown to the side and left to rot in the gutter.

Not true.
I am currently studying in a smaller city in Niedersachsen and people here are incredibly cucked, doesn't matter if they are living in cities or rural areas. Typical normie phrases everywhere "Not all fuggies, he was just traumatized, it will change after their families are here too"

i appreciate your honesty

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED!

is posting anime girls helping?

like this?

Yes

>Muh right-wing terrorist
>He planned a terror attack and wanted to blame it on refugees!
...
>Gets set free because there is no evidence

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article171078726/Falscher-Syrer-aus-Untersuchungshaft-entlassen.html#Comments

Leftists BTFO once again

yay!

Fug XDDDD.
Well, to be completely honest, even CIAniggers admit, that we aren't really a threat, that we are not "men of action".
Pfostiertes Bild sehr relatiert.

Delet.

the second point he is making is true though
we are manchilds

i simply wanted to shitpost and keep the thread live
and certain addictions to (You)´s should be mentioned as well

i am aiming for a Varg-lifestyle like pic related

let´s lay off the anime-waifu posting

A E S T H E T I C S

Tbh it's extremely exhausting to live here in the north...
I am originally from southern Germany and in my city everyone I interact with is really redpilled or borderline nazi since we have to deal with Turks and Shitskins all day. Up north the cucked Germans are the problem since they have much less contact with subhumans etc. and can't understand why people are voting AfD. If they talk about politics at all they are talking about Martin Schulz and Soziale Gerechtigkeit :^]

C H I L D B E A R I N G

Delet dis nao!

Fucking hell
I cannot wait for the state media to not report on this.