Chinchillas were just discovered in the wild

for the first time in 78 years.
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The group responsible is from Chile, home of Pinochet. This proves, once again, the success of fascism.

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I own one of these niggers, had it for 4 years now

Seems like they get fluffier every year desu, I hope we have these in the ethnostate

Also how come they all have benises no matter the gender?

Superior evolution

same reason all humans have nipples I suppose.

Are chinchillas redpilled? Looks pretty cute desu

They are soft af. Very sweet.

Yea, also make good scarves.

chinchilla dont live in the wild? wtf
can i get a quick rundown, are they like farmed like cows for their coats?

As an owner of two I can in fact confirm they are the reincarnation of dead nazis.

wild chinchilla populations were hunted to near extinction, or what was thought until recently to be extinction.

They have been domesticated and some are farmed for their coats and some are kept as pets.

My two boys are pets.

chinchillas make for nice fucking coats and hats

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Don't chinchillas bathe in some kind of sand or litter or something? Are they expensive to take care of?

yep they bath in sand, they should not get wet.
not expensiv but bit tricky to have sometimes.

Same reason all humans have benises I suppose.

Yeah, it's just dust you can buy from pet store, nothing special or expensive.
This guys knows the truth. They are (can be) good fun, but they can also be a fucking nightmare with their constant noise and smell and bad attitude. If you get a shitty one you're stuck with it for quite some time, unless you make it into a scarf or a hat.

And don't feed them after midnight.

very important!
They bite in everything by the way, my whole room Looks like shit now, but its okay, they are rodents so ....
I got two and they are fucking amazing, also they jump on me and climb around me all the time. They also go back into the stable when they are done fooling around.

>remake of gremlins
>all female cast
>magwi turn into white males

So they're basically super redpilled chad versions of guinea pigs?

Good. Just in time for a new winter coat.

FASCIST ENVIRONMENTALISM IS THE FUTURE

Boy I wish that were true

>If you get a shitty one

no such things, Chinchillas are not very intelligent creatures, but they each have their own personalities. It's important to spend time with them to get to know them and once you do that they won't be so shitty.

chinchillas are the most redpilled of all small pets.

Fun fact, one of my boys (Theo) likes to be held by women with big tits, that way he can sit on their boobs.

Might have to look into a chinchilla after this thread lads. I could use a little rodent friend

not Environmentalism, but Naturalism. That is the mentality that is growing now.

Environmentalists see human presence as inherently negative, whereas the naturalist understands humanity's place in nature.

Wait for Tasmanian Devils to become legal pets in the US.

>Fun fact, one of my boys (Theo) likes to be held by women with big tits, that way he can sit on their boobs.
Is this your round-about way of saying you're a lonely girl with big tits?

oh and btw, the chinchilla in the image is not mine, it belonged to somebody in a group online but it passed away recently.

Press F to pay respects to Snowball.

gib more chinchilla pictures please those are super cute

no, my gf is though
I'm her only real friend nearby.

I had a chinchilla, named him drew. He was so loud and would run around his cage at warp speed and shit EVERYWHERE. Very tough to play with too, he always had intense energy and would hide from me. Still liked giving him his dust baths though.

pics of cute fluffy chinchilla nestled inside milkies please

F. You can look into his eyes and see the spirit of his great countryman Pinochet. May Snowball rest in piece.

F

no.
get your own.

Yeah basically. From memory they're closely related to guinea pigs and degus. Guinea pigs are dumber and degus are less hassle.
Of course you can get a shitty one. If you buy from a pet store rather than a breeder it will likely be shittier, plus, as you JUST said; they have their own personalities.

Pet people are dumb. You know how human's can be born with mental flaws/defects that affect their intelligence and personality? Well guess what? Animals are the same.

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If you want less hassle, get degus. They're closely related but smaller, less needy, still live for 8+ years, and generally have very good personalities.

cute.

I was about 5 seconds away from buying a hedgehog before I found out how much they pooped and how annoying it was to always be cleaning their poop. Maybe one day. I love my cat, so that's fine.

Why do female Hyenas have massive fake dongs, thats the real mystery.

iirc, males were constantly trying to eat babies so the females eventually grew dicks so they could do the fucking

Yeah, my mate had a hedgehog, they're cute but they shit a lot, particularly when young, and it can be pretty sloppy. They can be quite grumpy and often not very playful, else I would have got one.

Cat's are great. I had a Burmese that lived til she was 22 years old and could catch birds up until she was 20! Very intelligent and loving.

pseudopenis is more common than you'd expect in the animal kingdom.

>Chinchillas were JUST found in the wild
>Pinochet has been dead for HOW LONG?
The right will twist anything to make itself look good.

IT*S SO KYOOOT!!!!!!!

Makes sense, I have been impotent for the past three years. I basically have a pseudopenis now

does it just not work anymore? are you gay? details

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>penile fracture

No more sexy time for me, just does not get hard anymore except for a certain part which is just scar tissue and is permanently hard.

Letting land whales ride you is hazardous

>Pinochet has been dead for almost 11 years
>Average Chinchilla life span is ~10 years
>Chinchillas just found in the wild again after 78 years in Chile
His spirit lives on

Im so sorry Britbro.
>letting land whales ride you is dangerous
Why are you fucking Welsh women?

How'd you get it? Sounds terrible... I guess you can look forward to the possibility that you can ride the coat tails of the transmen who are going to pioneer surgical penile erection pumps or something, heh.

Oh wait, you got it fucking a fat woman?!?!

No fucking way... wow

Im not a brit bro I am a saffa stealing jobs away from brit bros

>penile fracture
I would have guessed SSRIs desu.

No, that's me.

Yup. was very traumatizing.
Literally had to call my mom to come pick me up and take me to the hospital with a broken pene while I was drunk.

Get a rabbit instead

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Look at that adorable little shit, standing there being all fucking cute and stuff.
Fuck giving niggers an IQ boost, I want these little assholes to be given a brain boost so we can have cross-species bantz.
Give them little cities and cars and buses and top hats and shit. Dapper as fuck.

both of mine are from pet stores and they both took work to learn.

The second one I got, Chewy, is nothing like his brother Theo.
Chewy is vocal and likes to run around and play, whereas Theo is quieter and likes his chew toys.

Damn. The whale didn't even take you to the hospital afterwards?

I'm sure it was! Sad state of affairs, but I guess you're not a slave to your dick which is a bit interesting.

>replace niggers with chinchillas
>what could go wrong?

I think you're onto something... and then we can replace those pesky Indians with warthogs... and the Chinese should become kookaburras

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This. Plus their IQ is almost definitely higher than your average nigger anyways.

She was also drunk and I barely knew her

stop doing drugs

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literally /ourfluffs/

>A 2014 study of accident and emergency records at three hospitals in Campinas, Brazil, showed that woman on top positions caused the greatest risk with the missionary position being the safest.

Holy shit. I'm scared of being ridden now.

Id watch it

Yeah the doctor told me its quite common but most recover completely.

Apparently its when your dick slip out the vagoo and she slams down on it causing her pelvic bone to fracture the erect dong.

Always keep your hands on the hips, dont let those heffers go buck wild

These animals are extinct! These animals are not extinct! Science is a scam.

Enjoy your brain parasite with those disgusying feline fiends

>being this retarded

Good ideas are not mandatory you facist fuck.
Also, the same liberal cucks who use environmentalism to implement their own policy would be the ones running this evo-regime, just this time they'd have complete control.
You facists are just like communist, just more malevolent, less condescending and still retarded in the fucking brain

>Sympathy status: 100% Evaporated guvnah

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What kind of character do those fluffers have? They look boring to me

they're each pretty unique, but in general the chinchilla is a prey animal so you won't be able to play with it like you do dogs.

they're entertaining, adorable, fluffy, and once they get used to you they'll treat you like a jungle gym.

Rodents are bluepilled

is marsupials are so great why do they all come from Australia where their populations were overrun by rabbits?

This post is Gizmo approved.

This post is gay af.

I have not met one Chinchilla with the same personality. They're extremely unique.
t. someone who has had 5 chinchillas and have a friend who still owns like 20 of them.

I redpilled my budgie.

Now every time when I come home he greets me with "Juden vergasen"

Bullshit. Budgies can't talk. You hear it because you want to hear it, lmao.

Loved my chin, had him for 16 years... These fluffy guys live pretty long. Also can jump, run fast and bite lefties. Perfect natsoc animal.

If you teach them they keep repeating what you say fucking retard.

Proof it, faggot.

It's like you're asking me to prove that water is wet. Go look it up yourself.

Y so so stingy? Just dont post her face
GIB MILKIES PLOX

>The right will twist anything to make itself look good
Learned that dirty trick from the left tho

>Just discovered.

Good lord people my family has chinchilla shit that dates from before the spanish arrived.

Why do you always have to be so shitty, shortsighted and unbelievable dumb?

they stop me killing people, or I would.

my degus are very different, but both nice in their own way. One is very bold and will play fight with me, whereas the other is a lot more timid. Neither like being picked up, but will happily run up onto my shoulder and mooch about.

UMMA DELICIA

F my fluffy rodent
May your dream be full of choppers and empanadas

how are degus?
I've never seen them as pets

What the fuck is a saffa?

>Good lord people my family has chinchilla shit
Does your house smell bad? Shouldnt you clean that up?