Just finished Konosuba and there's one thing I don't understand...

Just finished Konosuba and there's one thing I don't understand. Why everyone keep arguing about whether Megumin or Aqua are the best girls when Darkness is obviously the one and only best girl?

Because she's just a pervert with saggy old lady breasts

>slightly used
Close enough.

Megumin is a good girl.

Darkness is used goods.

Good taste OP. Megumeme a shit.

Why not just have all 3, OP?

have you not seen the OVA? its explained pretty clearly.

she's just boobs, nothing more

There is literally nothing wrong with being boobs.

She's boring, Her volumes are the worsts.

Why did the author even treat her as a serious contender?

A bit funny how she's a masochist but gets upset when he's like that. During her intro she was all, "Ahn, such harsh words, haa, haa~."

She expected more from him, otherwise she would've just whored herself off to any random pervert.

She wouldn't want to be one anyway

She is a shitty M that can't handle humiliation play at all.

dakunessu

Why would they argue with someone thats wrong?

Nice Goddess>Necrotits>Megumin>various Succubi>female thief>Aqua>shit>Darkness

I didn't think it was possible to have such shit taste.

She would be alright if she didn't want the things I don't want.
"I want all these monsters to rape my face"
Awful.

Very bland.

Chris = Eris > Megumin = Aqua = Wiz > Darkness = Yunyun
I love all of them, though.

I love Lalatina the most probably, but only slightly more than Eris with 14 year old Megumin being high up there too. In terms of character I love Aqua too for being a literal retard but showing her kind goddess side occasionally nonetheless.

Tough decision.

Because DEEN removed the abs.

Wiz > Darkness > Megumeme > Chris/Eris > Power gap > a literal pile of dog shit > power gap > Aqua

What a slut.

>Filename

explosion magic a best

They weren't in the LN illustrations either
If she had clear cut abs and stronger arms, she'd instantly be catapulted to Girl of the Year status

I want to put my Lala inside her Tina

You mean you'd use her as a scabbard for your sword?

Darkness has a couple pretty good stories in the LN and she's been a really good girl.

Megumin > Darkness > Chris > Yunyun > Rin > Receptionist > The spikey-haired waitress > Iris > Yuiyui > Wiz > Random adventurers > Aqua

Aqua's good for laughs though.

Where's Eris?

Her character gets boring real fast since she does the same all the time.

good taste
now read the LNs

Same with Megumeme.
That's why Aqua is easily the best.

Lalatina

She's in that list

I was just messing with you

Megumin > (E|C)ris > YunYun > Wiz > Succubi > Lalatina > Receptionist > Aqua

Chris >= Megumin >>> Receptionist > Aqua > Darkness >>> Older Succubus > Wiz >>> Younger Succubus > Eris = Yunyun

Aqua > who cares

Axis cult pls

Aqua > Darkness >>> Megumeme

OP cover

ED cover

Fucking shit, what the fuck is going on with their face?

Deen is deliberately doing this shit.

Post them new posters vs old posters

Sup Forums is full of childish weebs who can't take any sort of agressive or demanding woman like Aqua and Darkness. Megumin is so child-like that she appears completely harmless and has nothing that those weebs would identify as character flaws. You're dealing with people who automatically assume that Lalatina must be a real slut because she fantasizes about being dominated.

Just look at their face dude, look at their eye, it looks like someone put a googly eye on them.

They relate to Megumeme's autsim.

...

LN illustrations are not even real canon, like when kazuma steal the megumin panties, white in the image and black in the writing...
lala abs are also a huge plot point

That's the point, they need someone weaker than themselves.

>succubi not top of list
>thief not second
>retarded goddess of lols not third
wew lad, its like you have not taste for either lustful women of comedy
i bet you watch the daily show with jew shekelstein

>implying Eris-Sama isn't an aryan goddess.

>boring goddess of pads