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MAGA
I d-didn't do it.
JOE
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR INTERN, JOE
It's over joe. you're going to prison
mods just 404'd the seperate Joe tweet thread
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IMPEACH
POLITICZING THE SUICIDE BY HEART ATTACK OF A YOUNG GIRL
HATRED AGAINST PEACEFUL MUSLIMS
I M P E A C H
Joe "I did not have homicidal relations with that woman" Scarborough is getting absolutely fucking wrecked.
>Some user has been singing for a week about Joe murdering Lori.
>Now Trump tweets about it.
Okay, do we have a PR team intern looking for memes in here
POST ALL YOUR FUCKING JOE PICS
Can't wait for the rest of America to wake up and enjoy this day
JOE BTFO
Why did you do it Joe? She was so young and innocent!
I WAS JUST DREAMING OF TRUMP TWEETING ABOUT THE LORI AND JOE FEW DAYS AGO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY EVEN IN HELL JOE
...
So it begins
The great disavowal of our time
Joe is the real victim here!
Has joe responded on Twitter yet?
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
JOE WE COMIN FOR ___YOU___ NIGGA!
I love how Trump didn't even give details and everybody on twitter are assuming Lori.
Can we safely say it's his best 280 characters tweet ? Maybe too much of an inside nod
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
>trump going straight for msnbc's jugular
Just wait until he gets to CNN.
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If you only knew how good things are going to be.
HOW WILL JOE RESPOND
It's absolutely HAPPENING
It's that time of year again
One day in the forest the wild Shillary ran
She was running to the end, from where she began
She ran places unrunnable and jumped jumps unjumpable
Until there in the woods, she met a man who was unstumpable
"Who are you?" asked the Shillary quite taken with fear
"I'm supposed to run through, you're not supposed to be here."
"I am The Trump!" Said the man with a voice loud and chilling
So unstumpable was he Shillary almost stopped shilling
"This forest is tainted" The Trump bellowed and howled
"Your making it shittier will not be allowed!"
But Shillary shrugged, and she remained unbowed
But she sneered at the Trump, she grimaced and scowled
"Oh I hate you, you Trump!" she cried, and she griped
"I've wiped off a hard drive, maybe you should be wiped!"
But the Trump just laughed and said "No need to get saucy,"
"You'll be put in a grave and covered up like Benghazi"
"You see my dear, while your masters celebrate Chanukkah,"
"My campaign is like Bill"
"Your campaign is like Monica"
At this the Shillary cried, and got quite sore in her rump
She was frumpy and grumpy and in a slump thanks to Trump
"You're fired!" said Trump "Women can't be commanders"
"Go play with your cuck-loving buddy Mr. Sanders"
And the Shillary turned and she ran off in tears
and the Trump went to work, non-stop for four years
He made the forest great, people jumped and they cheered
And he never once got stumped, in all of those years.
Because it was a dupe thread, faggot.
Here is one:
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>Matt Laurie gone due to sexual harrasment
>Joe killed his intern
>Bob sagwt raped and killed a girl in 1992
This fucking news day
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>mfw we might just get a Murderin' Joe courtesy of Ben Garrison
Trump is in FINE form this morning!
Looks like Trump is salty today.
>She had a heart attack
>she collapsed and hit her head on the desk
>no foul play
Most people who have a heart attack do not immediately collapse and hit their head on a desk fast enough to cause a traumatic brain injury.
stahp pls
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Holyyyyy sheeeeittt
Investigate Joe and Joe posters now!
this is it
peak Joeposting has been reached
>have to leave for college
>Trump starts irl joeposting
I can lose a few credits, right?
IS THIS HOW THE MORNING SHOW OF JOE DIES
Joe is to Sup Forums what Milhouse was to Sup Forums
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Hey OP. You didn’t post updated tweet with spelling correction. So make next thread with the correct spelling :)
We can have multiple Murderin’ Joe threads.
Dream about John Mccain's tumor exploding on the senate floor!
> IS THIS REAL LIFE?
When did we cross to the accelerated timeline? I miss comfy “one or two shitpost a day” timeline, I want off Mr. Trump wild ride
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Who will be Trumped tomorrow?: Today Matt. No fans left in NFL. CBS smells like a Rose. CNN is very fake news. It's over for Keith. Mourning Joe's dead intern is dug up. No pizza at the Oscars this time. Underwear is formal dress for the Congressional Black Caucus. Al Franken promises to keep it up. Cryin' Chuck Schumer has dried up. And we still have a month before Christmas
This. You can have heart attack and walk to a fucking hospital on your own.
Trump waited until Morning Joe was over to btfo him kek
I notice most anons who start off trump generals are euros. What would you give to have Trump as your leader? Would you accept becoming a state just for the chance?
THE FKN MADMAN!
I love being alive right now
>A reason to joe post before 300
Truly a god like president.
T-They don't?
This was a special case, you got to believe me!
I don't know what happened this morning to make his Tweets extra spicy..
WHAT IS HAPPENING?? WHAT IS HE RUNNING COVER FOR???
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>That $100 spent on my mail in California oversea ballot to vote for Trump was worth it
>you will never get to vote for this madman
>dnc is kill
>media is kill
>nfl is kill
>murderin joe is kill
>neogaf is kill and getting peed on in prison
this has been a really good years, boyos
What's Joe doing right now? The president has called him out for murder.
Will today be the day people finally realize women's rights were a mistake?
all trump said was "mysterious incident", he could theoretically be referring to anything yet all these apoplectic media nerds are going around saying NO JOE DIDN'T MURDER HIS INTERN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT??? i fucking love this.
>trumps reminds europe of the terror committed in the name of islam
>europe: "No think of the poor backlash against those dindus!"
>meanwhile in china
Hiding his most recent kill.
I didn't have to pay 100$, that's strange
Can Joe sue him for that?
Not to mention the questionable coroner. Government officials all run in the same circles and know each other. Just sayin'.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAD TO CHECK IF THE TWEET IS REAL
JOE BROS WHERE WE AT?
WE FUCKING DID IT
>Lori will finally be avenged
It's finally happening.
the clock is ticking, drumpf......
He only asked for a more thorough investigation, user.
TRUMP IS GOING DRY NOT EVEN A DECENT REACH AROUND
Why did someone with a suspended medical license perform the autopsy? How is that...
>legal
>legitimate
>ethical
>permissible to be entered into the record
????
It should have been redone by someone who’s not financially connected to Joe Scarborough. And it should have been done by someone with a valid license.
He's probably fuming, panicking, and "literally shaking" all at once.
>Do I ignore it?
>No, I can't just ignore this
>But what do I say?
>Should I...disavow?
Why did Trump retweet it?
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the explosion shoots skull fragments into Ryan's heart
There won't be legal repercussions right?
larpers in the bong thread claim that Trump's tweets have already made an impact
Making sure his passport is current, and packing a bag.
Maybe he was talking about Joe at Mar-a-lago.
You're wrong Trump just talked about a "mystery".
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Joe killed that girl.
She was going to tell everyone he’s a butt pirate.
>matt "im with her" lauer joining the STUMPED list VIP section
my fucking sides are in orbit
War when
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>What would you give to have Trump as your leader?
I actually not be fine with it. Portugal for the Portuguese. Having a cozy relationship between leaderships (like he has with Abe) would be swell if we ever get a nationalist leader again.
> Would you accept becoming a state just for the chance?
Hell no. I would be at the front lines removing kebab, Spaniard and Americans along.
I have zero regrets.
britbongs massively btfo
Most normies don't even know about Lori, but now they will. This was brilliant.
American women age like milk
Not only that, but they never released the autopsy results
MAXIMUM SUSPICION
I'm 100% certain that if muslims ever come this far into europe, there will be roving band of kurwas in tracks suits and baseball bats. You don't know our hooligans
>Trump got tired of our ceaseless, vigilant bakers constantly joeballing joeposters and decided to give us the day of the morning show
>europe is importing this culture by the millions each year
Is morning joe currently airing? How long until Joe "Joe is Joe" Scarborough reacts to this?