Magic The Gathering - SJW INFESTATION

Rundown
- Prostitute meth addict with fake tits takes up MTG cosplay for betabux
- slowly loses betabux over time
- rages about Trump on twitter
- freaks out and goes full victim, claiming sexist harassment because of 5-6 mean tweets over a year period. #metoo
- MTG community and company freak out in response, issue new rules, mass virtue signalling, open letters about sexism
- Go on witch hunts searching for people who should be banned.
- Get journalists to write hit pieces portraying the prostitute as complete victim of harassment, no links to evidence.

Basically Magic The Gathering has become a political weapon of the SJW's. Full infestation has occurred. /tg/ mods censor any discussion of it. The game is now used as political propaganda platform by SJWs

magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/taking-action-harassment-and-bullying-2017-11-28

twitter.com/GabySpartz/status/935642761096826880

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channelfireball.com/home/an-open-letter-to-the-magic-community/
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Magic's been infested by SJWs for a while now. This isn't too surprising.

is that why vampire conquistadors are bad gamewise?

Cosplayer pictured - has fake tits btw.

Rundown on infomemes to spread.

- MTG is dying in popularity, standard is awful now.
- MTG cards warp and don't hold value, poor card stock change.
- MTG design is entirely about social justice and game is suffering. Boring design/style.
- MTG counterfeits flooding market
- Other digital competitors are better.
- Local Stores all doing horribly and closing down
- MTG arena, upcoming video game, must fail.

Vector agents
- Nostalgia: "The game used to be.... back when it was good.... etc"
- Price: "I saved so muhc money quiting on gas etc"
- SJW: "The social justice politics of the game became too annoying, just want to have fun not be lectured."

Yep. They used to have man-lands as a name for somethign and stopped using it because of sexism. It's been fully turned into a SJW weapon including the subs and public discussions.

They harass/dox and get anyone not SJW fired. Even not going along with the witch hunt is enough for them to dox and harass you.

channelfireball.com/home/an-open-letter-to-the-magic-community/

everyone is making "open letters" against sexism to not get blacklisted or unemployed. The subredlit is even organizing such witch hunts.

at least post some mtg related costume

My local gameshop where I D&D still has tons of Macic support but I think Warrhammer and D&D have been becoming more focused in the shop.

Case in point, the shop owner is running 4 separate campaigns a week and Games Workshop is rerealesing codex’s for the new edition.

these ones show off her fake tits best

Yeah, I'm buying three booster boxes of the new "Un-" set because I have been waiting some 13 years or so for another, turning those cards into a cube for friends kitchen table drafts, and never coming back to mtg. I already sold my entire collection when they started pulling this bullshit.

>man-lands as a name for something and stopped using it
What do they use now? Creature-land?

they-land, but it depends on which one.

Never quite understood the sexual harassment side of things or "victim blaming" as a whole. You cannot control the reactions of every single person on the planet and you take something heterosexual men want (breasts) and enhance them for whatever reason in your head, and you don't expect any sort of consequences for that action.

Furthermore you parade them about FOR INCOME and then whine when men oogle you for the very thing your financially stability depends on.

There should be a law that every woman that complains about sexual harassment that makes a living off of sexualizing herself should be forced into homelessness for a month or two.

Firstly, you need to respect women.

any creature can be one of the 63 genders, and you must use a preferred pronoun or be disqualified

she did glamour photos of her ass for sale on paytreon betabux site. It's literally just her cashing in even more on betabux

Her paytreon had declined 70% since the beginning of the year and she needed something to kick it back up

>implying snakes are mammals

*Copypasta braappp and sniff post*

she never cums when they have sex

>i'm going to give them 300 more dollars and THEN i'll quit forever FUCK them!

mtg community is full of the greasiest nastiest human beings you have ever seen
absolute scum of the earth
game itself is pay to win like every other ccg
bad things happening to bad people i see nothing wrong here

"I'm Shaking" was the response to this being uncovered on a private facebook group called "Magic for bad" which is designed for dark humor.


>people might be sexist in a private closed forum for shitposting

It was closed and the community had a circlejerk of denouncing it.

Oh no, a site you never have to look at talked in a way you don't like.

Link of ceo to mail dissaproval plz

The closed, private facebook group was HARMING trans and women.

>~4 months ago, see postings on pol that Warhammer is becoming increasingly sjw and sfw.
>Always thought that I'd love to get into Warhammer, but seems like such an investment
>have enough free time and money
>Warhammer shop opens 5 minutes away from me
>don't want to be a johnny come lately, or buy into sjw games.

Being an adult is boring.

They will lose profits by pushing the neck-beards and autismos out in favor of gamer grills and attention whores, it's just going to take years before it really goes into effect. Look at how BTFO Marvel has been since pivoting to SJW's and the like.

That's a waste of time: see

stop playing, get others to stop playing, etc is the only way

>must root out private group discussions you don't have to read


MTG arena is their upcoming pile of shit hope to beat hearthstone btw.

It's been jewed just like everything else that once was good then turned to shit
(((Mark Rosewater))) blatantly pushing gay shit should have been our first sign that things were going to get really bad

The fact that the cards don't look like the cards while on the field, no chat, and NO TIMER make this an auto no-go.
I will be downloading it and opening games and never starting them to troll people though.

that's basically what we have to do. Mass idle multibox and smear.

Edh is the only reason to play magic
Even if standard stops or the game collapses there's going to be at least a few years before that format gets stale

did you really expect an american company to be SJW free? it's basically in your blood to screech about every conceivable thing out there, magic the gathering is just the next stupid thing to expose themselves

It's full of white men because it's a nerdy hobby you dense bitch

what we really need to do is deride it for being such an obvious kneejerk response to Hearthstone, even the general look is just a hearthstone skin. Attack their creativity, as people that primarily create things it will drive them nuts.

And if you want to go next level psy-op just keep bringing up old planes and how you like Teferi's plane and tribe from the old stuff the best. SJWs will agress with you because Teferi is a nigger, and they won't have the knowledge that his tribe were literal dust farming abos.

don't want to give it too much attention though

Here is a thread about it on Sup Forums I saw

Fuck off retard

(You)

>Fake tits
>nipples an inch down from where they should be
>saggy

Jeeze this chick really is a fucking retard. Who pays for work that shitty?

you are missing a few colors in your flag fagotron.

the kind of person that panhandles for a living.

Went to a FNM last year because why the hell not, wanted to see how it is now.
Should not have went. Listening to a bunch of actual virgins shit on Trump and Harper was painful to say the least. Icing on the cake was when they were giving relationship advice to the 12 year old that was there. I just started laughing having overheard them, and continued laughing right out the door. On my way out, I pulled him aside and told him to run.

You're missing a few braincells in your head

...

This is obviously anecdotal but my LGS has tons of men, women, gays, blacks, whatever you name it. Very chill group. And as far as I am aware most MTG players never interact with the online environment (reddit, youtube) and just pick up packs randomly at walmart and add it to their list they play on the kitchen table.

Beyond that, most of the pros posturing have done some real awful stuff in the past. LSV and Gaby are the most hilarious ones to be spearheading this movement considering what they have done.

>Incel refugee calling others brainless
Funny

>leave your politics out m-muh card games
>screams numale in panic, after realising that the mainstream culture now hates neckbeards like him

leaving your black wife and mutt kid for another woman is fine, after losing weight and milking her too.

once the modern players migrate to edh the average casual game's power level is going to shoot up and kill it
cEDH is actual cancer,

He left her with a kid named naya like holy shit

he is an upstanding virtue signaler.

As soon as LSV started getting those fake tans I knew something was wrong.

lets be honest though. It's a black kid so it will fit in now with all the other fatherless kids

Does anyone have that image a drawfag made about how women fuck up everything men like?

MTG polling had this

>not picking Nightmare Horror
>not going full meme with Mutant Ninja Turtle

What's odd is she is really unattractive. I've never understood any of this cosplay shit so what is the deal? The dresses up in goofy outfits and sells pictures to men? How is this a thing? Are there really enough sad lonly men for this to ba a career? I'm so confused by this. And, ok if that's her job why does she get to complain about sexism when she makes a living off sad beta dudes? What's next strippers complaining that they are insufficiently respected?

so sad.. MTG is really an awesome game, but in the last 4 years the cancer spread and grew a lot..

its funny because they keep losing players, but they dont care.. virtue signaling to people that wont spend money on the game anyway..

damn i miss the old MTG days.. also kynalos and tiro are supposed to be an interracial gay couple or what?

fucking sad.. THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!

why wont hasbro intervene?!

Honestly think he’s not in favor of some of this overtly political stuff. He was probably content to just keep his head down and fleece the goyim for as long as possible.

>alt right is too stupid to understand the most basic concepts they are discussing
seems right.

spotted the dweeb that doesnt play eternal formats

Meh, stopped caring about MTG when Star City Games cut down on Legacy events, was the only form of MTG worth watching.

I’ve played MTG for like 23 years now and I’ve only seen maybe a handful of actually attractive women at MTG events. Most of them are just friends of players swinging through a GP to sell cards. I’ve only ever played against one attractive female and she had a lazy eye. How you’re gorgeous but just rock a lazy eye is fucking beyond me.

>push grills and faggots into leading already successful companies
>they completely change the business model
>fail
>no more fun for the brainboyz

Is there a more dog shit tier of woman than the spandex body suit cosplay girl?

>looking at you, lauren southern

pic mildly related, whores

>Is there a more dog shit tier of woman than the spandex body suit cosplay girl?
An incel

Kynaios and Tiro are based off of a historical pair of tyrannicides and lovers, Harmodius and Aristogeiton.

I find most people turn away from MTG when you just mention the price to have a viable deck. Just tell them it costs a minimum of $500 and people go apeshit.

They conveniently pulled that out in times like this.

>oh no girl in my treehouse
>better flip the fuck out because we're manchildren with zero social skills

Theros and related cards are based in ancient Greek culture and mythology, it is and should be gay as fuck.

Nice research you did there.

>black lotus
what are you even blustering out like seriously what format do you claim is expensive?

>she is really unattractive
No she's not, I'm not a huge fan of mrs Sprinkle the dressup lady and I'm not sure why so many people give a shit about someone they've never met being mean to someone else they've never met, but she looks like she's middle of the bell curve to me, somewhere around the average. She's not stunning sure but she's most definitely not hideous.

why do cuckservatives expect the entire universe to stop everything and cater to their crazy whims?

name one card that hurts your lil fee fees, snowflake-chan

Someone make a Virgin MTG and Chad Yu-Gi-Oh

I expected a 'murrican to be this retarded about other countries, not someone from god damn finland

Not him but getting rid of Garruk in a character assassination just to replace him with Nissa who has a card that is a literal trace of Yolandi was my starting point in souring of the game. The fact they reprinted a Nissa to cover her cleavage (and reduce bust size) but won't reprint the blatant trace card with new art speaks volumes.

Pic related.

At least the incel girls don't think they're entitled to your attention.

Everything from vintage to standard is expensive, needing at least $200 to be competitive in any of those formats is absurd, especially for what is essentially 20 year old paper.

>caring about MtG
the community is just too shit. Wizards get great artists for their cards but fuck me if every player I've ever met is an obnoxious autist

Standard is currently half that but it's been that and higher recently. Modern laughs at your shock, even meme decks are over $500. Every other format except the lower end of EDH is over that easily.

We should make people take an easy test and if they can't pass it, they work in a labor camp for the rest of their life.

Yeah, they spend their time complaining how women are the devil and should all die and get triggered over everything. Sound familiar?

Modern costs between $1000 and $500 for a Tier 2 or higher deck.
Legacy costs between $2000 and $1000 for the same.
Standard can be cheap, but only if you ignore rotations, that is, stop playing.
>Chad Yu-Gi-Oh

wow your feelings were hurt because a man was killed in a fictional story about gayass planeswalkers?

99% of real MTG players dont even read the books and you find the time to read them and then abloo abloo on an unrelated imageboard wow.

standard is the most expensive format because its not eternal

is it weird I like the skin tight suits better?

True, I was looking at just buying a deck rather than X years of playing the format. But yeah, $500 is nothing to Magic players. You used to spend more than that on like 4-6 cards for one Modern deck.

>GIBS ME FREE STUFF I SHOULDNT HAVE TO COLLECT THINGS LIKE AN ADULT IT SHOULD BE GIFTED TO ME FOR FREE

>Basically Magic The Gathering has become a political weapon of the SJW's.
What hasn't?

>sad lonely men for this to be a career

We live in a society where men are shunned for going to strip clubs and praise women for being strippers. On top of that camwhore sites have made it possible for women to whore themselves out without a strip club needed.

Our society is systematically destroying masculinity and the ideas and values of being a man and they have been doing it since the 90's. It was subtle then but there is no subtlety to it now.

I play Vintage.

My feelings weren't hurt but my cognative faculties started whirring in a way they shouldn't have to during leisure time.
I know you want to rage against people that have unity and camaraderie, I just don't think you know how to do it effectively. So we just get this lukewarm attempt from you. Sad!

Its marketed towards kids so they have to censor "nudity" but it doesn't cater sjw identity politics and it is a much better game. Not to mention that whites dominate the game when it comes to wins/tops

judging by /s/'s perpetual, probably 200+ chain thread for latex? probably not

Is Sup Forums truly the last vestige of free speech? Not even private groups are safe anymore.

no, there are plenty of other imageboards

mtg went absolute shit with jace and the rest of the retard planateers. absolute degenerate waifu baiting and retarded self inserts. Also vehicles are so stupid.

I'm glad I picked up hearthstone instead.

Not all of Sup Forums. Only Sup Forums. Try to go on another board and tell faggots who post interracial porn to kill themselves, and you'll get banned.

I'd be willing to spend like $50 every 3 months on cards, but not fucking 200, and that's just for this set of cards, it's been way more expensive in the past.

Konami made new cards that made all the old cards worthless just so they could sell over powered cards. I would call that the biggest jew of the century.