Putin increases payments for having a first and second kid

A whopping 200$ a month! Can you believe it?! Tsar is so generous, all hail the tsar! (ofc you have to vote for him in March. Filthy muzhiks)

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There is literally nothing wrong with incentivising having children.

Make sure your wife isn't late for her state mandated visit to the interracial breeding grounds

Russia and China are both run by shitty governments. Stop being Contrarian and analyze situations individually based on history and context. Russia is right for supporting Syria, but they could just as much be wrong the next time they do something. Just because your political opposition is against an action doesn't mean that you should support that action no matter what.

You mean like half of a median wage per month? Not so bad desu.

I dont understand that image.
Is it, sock puppet world and putin os supreme puppet?

You get payed in vodka, old rye bread and cabbage. Only if you are good little puppet you ocasionally get some kasha.

So what does the stack of flapjacks represent?
Why is the population sock puppets?

Jokes on you, we also get buckwheat and free internet to praise our glorious leader.

I'm sorry mostly everyone here is a idiot who supports your government solely because they do things they like sometimes, even though it's still ran by USSR fucks.

Better USSR fucks than (((new democratic Russia))) fucks.

Maybe in 70 years, things will finally be better for you Russians. Least until then, you have nice video games.

Ive toyed with this idea for my country as well but i found a problem and its a very simple one

Giving out extra money for having children means you are paying alot more for somali kids and giving and incentive for high fertility people in africa to come here

If you made the incentive into something like a tax deduction for the woman instead so it lowers her income tax and provides a bonus deduction if she is married to the father of the kids then maybe
Hey, thats not a bad idea!

that is all. we pay our minorities far more to breed

That's why you kick all the somalis out first.

>So what does the stack of flapjacks represent?
youtube.com/watch?v=Eq_pGhHIXNg
>Why is the population sock puppets?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatnik_(slang)

Would be easier to move a mountain user
They are here and a protected class, they arent going away. In fact more are coming

No it wouldn't.

>we so happy with our life, look at our face. See big smile? That product from Putin rule. We happy. Now go away.

When the cataclysm hits the U.S, Russia will roll out the red carpet for relatively (as compared to the average Russian) value added white Americans looking for relocation status. They're prepping to encourage quick intermarriage with nationals with the result of expedient familial acculturation.

Thats actually pretty good for russians standarts... ! Nice move

they feed people with shovels... Cool

>I'm sorry mostly everyone here is a idiot who supports your government solely because they do things they like sometimes, even though it's still ran by USSR fucks.

Quiet down American. Your era is very nearly over.

Ever hear of Belt and Road?

I got a £130 per month raise recently, if I had to live in that here I'd be fooked but I'm sure it would buy me the life af a potatoe tsar in Russia. They are all going to be SO drunk.

Yes, it would
have you tried to get rid of an entire protected class of violent people before?

With a mountain you blow it up and ship it, hard work but doable

This is exactly what we need in white nations.
There are only two ways to increase native European birth rates:
1. Remove the excesses of Western capitalism in order to create a life less full of product identity and comfort and replace it instead with a slightly less comfortable yet more traditional life

Or,
2. Give incentives for child production

I've thought about it as well. That is very true, however, it is also pertinent, if one wants to implement a program similar to this, that it is implemented while the white populations are still the majority. God knows how long we have left in the West.

Russia is not a nation. It's a classical empire, the state does not give a fuck about its ethnic groups or religions, if anyone gets uppity they get shot up by OMON or Alfa.

Local experts like the idea which will help muslims/degenerative christians to find some money for kebab/vodka.

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Not great but honestly some of the shit burgers do, such as eat deep fried Twinkies, disgust me more. Those shovels are probably new and solely used for pancakes. They really at least need some fucking paper plates though.

There's plenty of Eastern European food you can or should eat with your hands if you want to fit in.

if Putin controls America through Trump, then why can't I get paid more than 25% of my country's per-capita GDP each year just for fucking without a condom?

I am not trying to shit on Russians or anything, because it would be hypocritical. Ukraine is same or even worse in some regards.
I just gave context for that pic.

Because USA doesn't have a demographic problem.

Dude ... Trump is definetely not controled by russians...

If there was no Trump Russians would have pretty much invaded Ukraine and most likely Poland and baltic states by now ..

Trump actually drove a red line in Ukraine keeping russians away, he started arming central european countries (last 2 presidents were delaying this).. not to mention uranium one deal ...

I remember a guy who proposed the same policy in German parliament got booed and called a Nazi.

But then again, fuck Germans, that scum shouldn't be allowed to reproduce at all.

I have no idea what you talking about, if you are animal you can eat not only Eastern European food with your hands.

You should leave your comfortable city for a change, see the countryside to learn how true Slavs live.

>Ukraine is same or even worse in some regards.

Lmao. Its worse in literally ALL regards. Ukraine is turbo-russia. Still does not mean that Russia is any good though.

Yeah, but everyone's hands touching the shovel to grab the pancake isn't exactly sanitary. IDK I'm pretty anal cuz I worked for years as in restaurants serving food.

Indeed. The artist OP appears to be the one trying to shame Russian people.

> A whopping 200$ a month!
Even considering, that he is an anti-Russian commie motherfucker, I'm really grateful for that.

Median wage is less than $250.
It`s more than 80% of median. The question is - for how long will these money be paid? And what problems will Russians meet with getting these money, compared to non-Russians?

>Yeah, but everyone's hands touching the shovel to grab the pancake isn't exactly sanitary. IDK I'm pretty anal cuz I worked for years as in restaurants serving food.

The sanitation craze is a reason why alergies have become so common. Kids growing up on farms are halthier because they come into contact with a lot of stuff and their immune system learns to cope.

Dollars or rubli?
$1 : 58.618 rubli
So an extra $4 a month? Damn I suck at maths but what am i missing here?

Keep trying Russia.

But that would not be kosher.

>Old people in the snow not smiling
Gee i wonder why.

How in the world $ is das Ruble sign?
Also unicode test for Ruble sign: ₽

Farm germs are not equal to city germs though. Hepatitis C can be spread simply by a busser refilling every customer's water glass if they touch the pitcher to the glass. Always make sure your server or bartender doesn't touch bottles/pitchers to glasses when filling. Kids rolling in mud out in a country field is completely different and probably isn't done enough anymore.

>OP clearly says "$"
>Dollars or rubli?
>American education

I see it

Better to have allergy than infections. Most part of Russians on photo don't wash their hands that day I'm sure.
Also public food is really dangerous, in my city in 90's boy was found peeing to the food, restaurant was burned. Wild times.
I don't want to speak about infections in schools, kindergartens and camps.

I know right, shitty rushka acting backwards as usual. All the civilized nations are importing unintergratable low IQ migrants with terrorist tendencies while simulatenously reducing native birthrates, while these savage russian animals provide incentive for native birthrates and reduce migrant quotas. It's like these filthy muzhiks don't want to be irrevocably replaced as intergral ethnocultural majority within 20 years and become despised disenfranchised minority in a Babylonian orgy of a country verging on social breakdown and civil war.

>Giving out extra money for having children means you are paying alot more for somali kids and giving and incentive for high fertility people in africa to come here
Except they don't have africans in Russia

Olyka please, try to find new job, few years later 2nd generation of Tajiks will work in propaganda for only 7,5₽

communism at peak performance

No Somalis. They get beaten except in St Petersburg.

It's not bad considering that most Russians own their apartments. Also $200 is enough to buy food for 2 adults here. Most people who complain there live in big cities where everything is overpriced.