Christmas Mahjong

Christmas Mahjong.

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Holy shit you are alive

Merry Christmas Wasted.

I can't play this game on drunk

Merry Christmas, Sup Forumsnonymous.

I need to accept I'm not Saki.

Can you guys actually read gook?

You don't need to know many Moonrunes to play Mahjong.

Well, that's more than nothing

If you mean the little chimplet tiles, yes.

It's very easy;

1 - 1 squiggle
2 - 2 squiggles
3 - 3 squiggles
4 - a scroll with lines through it
5 - E.T. on a bike
6 - fire kanji
7 - seagull
8 - mountain
9 - gate

the bamboo are self explanatory
the domino's pizza tiles are self explanatory

red dragon - jesus on a cross
white dragon - blank
green dragon - christmas tree

east - east
west - bong or harp
north - N
south - banjo

If you can read one through nine in Kanji you can play Mahjong, Sup Forumsnonymous.

mediafire.com/file/nundktgdonn/So_you_want_to_play_Mahjong_1.5.doc


That ura dora.

>come into the thread
>act obnoxious
>get spoonfed

lol you need players that badly huh?

>1:8

help me out senpai

There's always t/a/noshii and /jp/. I enjoy playing with Sup Forums most.

Saper a cute

>got lifetime ban on my main IP for shitposting on /jp/

The mods over there don't fuck around

*lifetime ban **from the site**

I can only shitpost when I'm away from home. I'm seriously thinking of contacting my isp and saying "I got banned from Sup Forums can you give me a new ip?"

You could try not shitposting. The /jp/ thread is a very good resource for learning Mahjong.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KEKS DOING IN THE NON-RED GAMES?

Too late now senpai

Who's the chink name playing with NoBall?

>can't remember 5 man and 6 man
>this is critical to my hand

fuck

5 is ET on a bike
6 is the fire kanji

I'll see your slitty eyes, and I'll raise you one bowl of rice

>tenhou
>not psp saki multiplayer

It's been a while…

discord.gg/VkMep

CHRISTMAS MAHJONG PARTY

Holy shit, you're still alive. How many years has it been?

What have I done with my life.

Why do these things always feed the cancer? It's like a cancer magnet.

Eight. Are you doing well, Sup Forumsnonymous?

What are we going to do in another 10 years, when some are going to be able to claim to have lurked these boards for 20+ years?

(besides sudoku)

Will this board be around in 10 years?

I haven't posted here in 12 years(´・ω・`)

Somebody ragequit

I think I was in a game with 3 other people who also have no idea on how to get the winning condition. Almost all card was drawn and not even sure how that guy lost. Great game guys

>Steal all the honors
>No hand

NoBall please

uwu

Saber is cute.

I hope so. I love Sup Forums.

Not in the game I'm playing currently.

PT is drunk off of his rocker. Mashengo is very new, doesn't know about anything about the game of tricky bricks and hickory sticks.

He got into the no open tanyao room without knowing what tanyao is.

Saber is adorable.

OwO

>Are you doing well

Not really. I think I took a wrong turn somewhere along the line in the course of these 8 years.

However each passing year I seem to come across you here on a occasion such as this and I always find myself asking how long has it been.

Either way I'm glad you're still alive. You're a memory to me of what this place represented though I can't help to shake the feeling that by associating you to such, I have thrown away many years of my life thus far, and will probably continue to do so.

Merry Christmas and all the best my old, old friend who will never know the true me.

Or you could click the Discord link and hang out with him.

Nah, I'm not that kind of guy.

I'll always be on Sup Forums, lurking around. PT tries to convince me to shitpost daily. You're welcome to join us in the discord, but it's a bit of a mess, but they're good people. I've known most of them about eight years now.

Good luck with your problems, Sup Forumsnonymous. If you want to talk I'm usually always around. The old threads really were quite comfy.

This is a blatant lie

Not even in the spirit of Kurisumasu?

>Hey Wasted you should call Yuki up so we can shitpost in the Kancolle thread.

PT plz.

I don't think you understand mahjong. It's MEANT to be played drunk.

>2:16

Alcohol fucks up my complexion

You know you really could have chosen a better girl to avatar as.

Did you make all these by hand from the VN?

8/10

my points say otherwise

I love Saber very much.

No. They're readily available via Google.

It's Christmas 7447, fuck tile efficiency, fuck cheap hands, fuck tanyao and yakuhai, have fun.

Use AskJeeves

Daddy

Rider is best girl

...

This.

Yahoo Answers is the only choice.

I know we're married but Sup Forums isn't the place for lewdness.

;-;

Anyone remember when it was actually edgy to shit on religion?

Now everybody does it and thinks they're Leonardo da Vinci. How times change

Merry Christmas Sup Forums

...

...

>Go make some bourbon eggnog
>1:16

tenhou.net/0/?L7447

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>20 people playing
That's impressive.

Christmas cheer and shit talking in Discord does wonders

>Playing shit

I win again.

>0:16
wew lad

Had a horrible losing streak. Comfort me senpaitachis.

Pray to Jesus that the mahjong gods don't want to slap your shit into oblivion

If it was in 7447, it doesn't matter.

If it wasn't, grab a drink and come drown your sorrows in 7447.

WASTEDSUNSETS IS SHIT AT MAHJONG

IT IS KNOWN.

At least you didn't deal into NoBall's hand

That makes me curious about who the highest ranked Sup Forums player is. I know there are a couple of 5-6 dan in the /jp/ threads.

It wasn't. Trying to not think about my verge of deranking

Probably Muller. I think he still posts on Sup Forums.

>Discard Dragon
>Draw Dragon

sigh

Don't worry too much about it. I've been stuck in 4dan 1800R but I quickly lost it.

To add to this, I've probably deranked from 4dan to 3dan back and forth about 5 times. Almost droppped down to 2dan once.

>Not even in the spirit of Kurisumasu?

Nah. I like to just fade away into nothingness, as I have always done throughout the years.

Taking part in something or addressing myself a name would imply actually committing to that something and I'm at a point in life where I just can't do that anymore.

>Good luck with your problems, Sup Forumsnonymous.

Thank you. And again I truly wish you all the best as well.

As time goes by, even though it seems faster and faster throughout each year, it's moments like these that make it worth living through another day.

Together or not together, these are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

You're a fucking retard please blow your own brains out.

But not before you kill me, jesus christ life is pain

I can't even make 2-dan. RIP.

I always miss Sup Forums. So much has happened. This place has changed so drastically.

holy shit i thought you were dead

He should be by all logic.

But user, life's only fun when you try to enjoy it.

What the shit is happening?

Mahjong and light nostalgia.

...

He means mahjong and heavy alcohlism

I'm all for mahjong but is there any particular reason so many have tripped up itt?

I'm not dead, I just retired.

>I'm at a point in life

What point is that desu?

We're recalling better times.

So, mahjong and mahjong.

yes

I'd rather not talk about it.

Nostalgia.

Mild alcoholism in some cases; nostalgia-trips aside

>can't think of a hand progression that isn't 5+ draws from tenpai

god damnit so much

>This place has changed so drastically.

Storytime, oldfaganon?

Remember yurop?

If that's the case, break your hand apart. Deal the risky tiles early on, focus on the others' discards, and be ready to fold at any second.

Mahjong is 4 player game, you shouldn't expect to win every hand.