What if God is actually a woman? How fucked are we guys?

What if God is actually a woman? How fucked are we guys?

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That would explain why everything's so fucked up.

Nah im alright, I respect womyn

If god were real, then god is a vindictive fuck. So it would make sense if god is a woman.

Aryan Goddess, to be exactly
>aryangoddess.org/
Heil Swift!

There are many Gods and Goddeses.
>How fucked are we guys?
Speak for yourself.

>pats on her head like a dog

I would fuck god

If pic related, then we're saved.

so... her being right-wing is just a meme that went too far, right? why her, specifically?

I promise you that God is literally a white man.

this is the ultimate blasphemy. this is the biggest kept secret that all the baddies believe in and is how they dupe you
>flag

God is outside of space and time

because she's /ourgirl/

>people LITERALLY spend time worrying about this bullshit
Pppffffhahahahahaha what a fucking joke

God is male. Period. You don't need to equate that with any kind of genitals. His voice is what creates. But He refers to Himself as a He. He's male!

She posted on Sup Forums a long time ago, anons named her cat.
And as they say...you're here forever.

each of us have our own waifus, no need to call them goddesses

oh but you did. and you blended both those memes you just said but wont admit to it

she's an oldfag that used to troll omeagle and shit

God united His Divinity To His Humanity

Jesus Christ is Lord

bull
shit

Her PR actually follows Sup Forums on twitter.

>someone here is taytayposting and being paid for it

BASED

Spbp

Top lad.
Only came here to say exactly this.
Carry on then.

its true lad

God isn't human.

im seeing a lot of claims, and not a lot of evidence

as far as im concerned, shes just as 100% bluepilled as the rest of them

>assuming God's gender
as if

It's true lad.

Then I'll spit (Spiritual spit idk) in her face in the after' and tell her I expected more from her than this pathetic abomination of an existence

>What if God is actually a woman?
That would actually explain lots of things

Gtfo newfag

Are you me?

If the infinitely powerful, all knowing, all seeing entity that is the Abrahamic God was real, it certainly wouldn't confine itself to our concepts of gender, or race for matter. God would transcend such trivialities associated with beings that have physical forms.

proof or gtfo

God is a woman. And she hates Hillary.

Jews are pushing it, which means it's a lie.

Then I want to fuck god

it explains nothing. the all seeing eye is a pussy

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Just fucking search up Taylor Swift and Sup Forums
You dumb cunt

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leafs are useless, as always

>Jews are pushing it, which means it's a lie.
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blood witch. is probably that lavey bitch interviewed in the 90s

>god exists
brainlets REEEE

dead haavara on a pink swastika

Search Tree Paine on twitter, see who shes following.

Its fucking true

>Dumbass new fag needs to be spoofed once again
Please leave

>What if God is actually a woman? How fucked are we guys?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
fat·u·ous
ˈfaCHo͞oəs/Submit
adjective
silly and pointless.

>the earth is a pear
>im smarter than pascal's wager

What if Zelda was a girl?

how the fuck do women gush over another woman like this?

I'm pretty sure God's "gender" is for our benefit.

youtube.com/watch?v=nc7F_qv3eI8

>a farewell song for the cows

Kek

most christians believe that god has a wife and that it's extremely blasphemous to take the heavenly mothers name in vain so nobody, not even the scummiest of scum would do it, which is why it's not a swear word. The closest euphemism to it is holy mother of god

Would explain all the autistic temper tantrums. The fact that he gave people free will then punished them when they didn't do what he wanted them to do is another indicator of his shitty uncaring nature.

I don't fucking care, i just want them to fuck shit up.

ITS FUCKING TRUE WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS HER PUBLICIST FOLLOWING Sup Forums????

God isn't a woman or a man. He isn't human at all, He is greater than all humanity. It isn't like He needs someone for breeding. We use male pronouns for Him, because of tradition and because males are supposed to be in position of power as opposed to women.
If God was a woman (ugh), don't you think that She would tell husbands to listen to their wifes, not the other way around, as is the case?

If god was a woman then we would all be atheists for she sure has forsaken us.

FUCK I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!
Only have ever seen short webms and never got an answer as to where they came from.
THANK YOU!!!
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>2017
>Monotheism

She truly is based
She probebly voted for Trump too desu

This a slide thread.
Get in here and help expose the kikes at 21st century fox

if there is only one god , then it has no need to reproduce and no gender.

take your shekinah hoax and go

I admit it, we are all paid shills by Taylor Swift's PR. We are getting loaded with bux.

We try to paint Taylor as Aryan Goddess because... I didn't get the memo, I just do it. The memes write themselves.

satanist

Why does a god even have to be a entity?

>memeflag
(you) bait
Complete blasphemy. Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
We are in tribulations right now and we are seeing those that do not answer God's call to redeem themselves punished for blasphemous lifestyles. Ask to be saved by Jesus and that he forgive you for your sins and you will bathe in the light, a light and love you will tangibly feel.
God bless Trump and God bless us all.

why do eat frog cloaca

This again, what are these called?

>been taytayposting since 2014 for FREE

its okay tho

Anyone have any good highres images of Miley Cyrus before her supposed double replaced her?

>What if God is actually a woman?

We know Early Man originated from Northern Africa
We know Jesus was black
God, being part of that trinity thing is definitely black, too.
All the KKK Neo Nazi Supremacists be holding up their Tiki Torches in hell
"It's OK to Be on Fire"
Screaming for a different reason for all Eternity.

Damn that's some funny shit right there.

Here's a dirty secert fuckboi
Sup Forums is one of the largest social media websites there is. any good publicist checks here and everywhere else.

>The Blair Swift Project
I bet she was so scared

>What if God is actually a woman? How fucked are we guys?
That would imply that their are many gods and some are male and the gods engage in sexual reproduction.

>Creates man in his image
>Creates Adam
>Only creates Eve cuz Adam was lonely
>Eve was an afterthought

Not a chance bro

>he doesn't know that mother-worship predates Jewish carpenter memes

>ywn be paid to post for goddess taytay

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She's ugly and gay.
Also, some of the shittiest music ever.

If he's like Talyor Swift, I want to fuck him

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God is neither man nor women, God is simply God.

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>Assuming gods gender

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All is one, so no gender for God/the one infinite creator?
>lawofone.info

Pink shoes ruined it.

That's right. And there's the point when you don't need to engage in anything. The memelords would generate content themself

Why would God have a gender at all? If he is eternal and has the power to create with his mind alone, he would have no need to reproduce.

Like myself, she's fucking succub that sucking your energy.