MeWRYYYYY Christmas

MeWRYYYYY Christmas

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Is Superfly's OST theme out yet?

Yes but you can't have it

Which part has the better story? Steel Ball Run or Stone Ocean?

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Was it ever explained why Yukako hates to meet Koichi's mother the most? Like, if she would like to get steady with him, she would need to introduce herself sooner or later.

Holy fuck I cant sleep and jojo's the only thing keeping me sane. Vento Aureo and Stone Ocean for best parts btw

Nice one OP.

Any woman is a threat to Yukako when it comes to Koichi. Even his mother.

>Star Platinum > Stardust (Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders from Mars)
>Magician's Red > Jack Flash
>Hermit Purple > Kiss From a Rose
>The Hanged Man > Sandman (Could be Mr. Sandman or Enter Sandman, depends on your tastes)
>Death XIII > Fear the Reaper
>Mariah's Bastet > Black Magic Woman
>Alessi's Sethan > Forever Young
>Boingo's Tohth > Turn the Page
>The World > Holy Diver
>Holly's unnamed stand > Total Eclipse of the Heart

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>Jonathan will never be revived by Crazy Diamond Requiem only to immediately cuck Koichi for that delicious Danse Macabre hair

>Jonathan
>Cucking Erina

>Jonathan cucking
Jonathan would never do such a thing.

>Implying Koichi wouldn't 3 freeze his cock through Yukako's ass, spine, and the mattress

But Erina is dead and he's already got like great great great great grandkiddies

Didn't he unwillingly do so? DIO used his body to sire multiple bastards.

SHINOBU'S BUTT

What did Erina do when Jonathan died?
She mourned him for like 70 years, Jonathan would do the same... I don't want to imagine sad Jonathan.

>Not Tsuri Fureezi in the mating press

You forgot to add
>Hierophant Green > Hot for Teacher

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How did you enjoy the Jojo block on r/a/dio?

Arigatou, Dio-sama.
You too

IF DAVID DOESN'T PLAY WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF STONE OCEAN, I'M GONNA FUCKING FLIP

>>>implying they could afford to

Speedwagon only didn't marry Erina cause he was rich as fuck and he knew from his nigger friends that no good lucking white bitch would sign the prenup

That's that good shit.

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>Official lewds
Finally

do a flip faggot

Jojo girls aren't that great for porn

Besides that one artist that does a lot of Rohan/Reimi

>Koichi's hair is Completely Erect

you're damn right
we need more

Last one.

>Jonathan is revived in a world where everyone he's ever known is long dead
>Everything he fought for is irrelevant
>Technology confuses and frightens him
>His values and mannerisms are dated and unusual
>His fighting-technique is obsolete
>His ancestors aren't people he could truly relate to or respect

>Santa Claus Joseph
never realized I wanted this until now

Reimi is perfect

What does Echoes' moon runes say?

I'd still read it, it honestly sounds really cool

"Boing!"
It's either a reference to her tits or Koichi's boner

>user posting screenshots from his phone.

Sigh...

I'm tired of this meme song.

>>His ancestors aren't people he could truly relate to or respect
ASB and EoH establish that the opposite is true, he actually gets along fairly well with Joseph and Jotaro, and has a mostly comedic relationship with Josuke and Jolyne

Giorno would absolutely be his puppy dog though since he looks just like his dad and Jonathan's an italiboo

>>His ancestors aren't people he could truly relate to or respect
> what is Josuke/Jolyne?

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>not wanting to fuck shinobu and tomoko's thick milf asses

you know the end of the part 4 anime i wonder how coworker-kun felt when they found out kira's body.
i can't imagine how it would feel to have your bestest friend be found dead after days of him being missing

Reimi is a top tier jojo girl, though I didn't realize this until the anime

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He wouldn't approve of Jolyne fighting, and Jolyne definitely doesn't need a second father figure in her eyes, though after someone points out that Lisa Lisa taught Joseph how to fight evolved Vampires they'd probably settle into a pretty great relationship with Jonathan teaching her Hamon fighting while Jotaro stands in the corner grumpily.

Jonathan is such a tragic character, even when you bring him out of his already sad Part. Only Koichi and possibly old Joseph could really connect with him. I don't think his fighting technique being obsolete matters since now he's the buffest dude in the century.

Arigato, mina..
Sayonara, mina..

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>tfw christmas is saved

Really, all of the Jojos after Jonathan are dicks for justice. Jonathan would probably be offended by all of them, even if he respected their skills and goals.

wtf I love single moms now

>We most likely won't get any artists drawing lewds based off of this

Doesn't he talk about putting Jolyne back in fucking jail and so on? But I guess he'd respect their passion and morality, ultimately.

Wouldn't be surprised if he actually found himself quietly horrified by some of Giorno's shit, though. While Giorno's a more-positive version of Dio, he still has some very Dio-like mannerisms that'd probably freak someone like Jonathan out.

I need more Santa Claus Joseph in my life

>Jonathan's an italiboo
Don't even remember this, especially don't remember any homolust for Zeppeli either

Onloop for the past 2 hours, I cant not listen to it

>since now he's the buffest dude in the century.
Some of the crossover stuff implies that Jotaro's SUPER DUPER SPECIAL MAGICAL STAND bullshit makes him stronger conceptually than Jonathan, but I agree that if Araki wrote a story about using Hamon the way he writes now Jonathan would be fucking monster.
crossover stuff also shows him getting along pretty well with the others though that's in context of time travel where he knows he's going back to his present, so...

I still love this nigga, best character by far

You're forgetting the best one

I think Jonathan goes on to say something like "Somehow I don't think your guilty" or Jolyne says "I think he may have believed me"

Topic of Discussion: JoJo shipping/ships

Do ships belong in JoJo?

Because Araki included so few romantic interests between the characters of JJBA, do you think he intended to leave it open-ended for the fandom or did he intend to completely avoid shipping entirely?

Are ships just cancer in general, or can there be good ships?

What JoJo ship is your favorite?

My vote: Diego & Hot Pants

>if Araki wrote a story about using Hamon the way he writes now Jonathan would be fucking monster.
Ok, so what's after Bourne?

Jonathan doesn't know that Jolyne's been framed
And I think Jonathan can separate Giorno's mannerisms from the truly evil spirit Dio possessed

I think it's the mindset behind reviving him that makes it so screwy. He'd be forced back to life without getting a say in it, and wouldn't have anything or anyone who he was truly able to relate to. He'd know that his current existence was simply due to the sentimentality of people who liked the idea of him. It'd be really demeaning and confusing. And it wasn't like he died suddenly without warning, either - although the circumstances of his death were horrific, he accepted it and died peacefully, it seems like a smear on his sacrifice and grace.

And since there's a canon afterlife in JoJo he'd be ripped away from the people he actually DID know and love, too.

Dumping these again for the anons who voted on the poll:

Which one?

You're right either way.

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ships in general can be pretty cancer, fanart can be pretty cute tho

>His Grandson is a perverted racist
>His great great grandson is a delinquent
>Josuke has shit hair
>Jolyne is a literal convict and lesbian
Being Jonathan is suffering. And to top it all off, everbody after Jotaro start to be lanklets.

Shipping is for fagets.

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Pesci is best Squadra boy

>it seems like a smear on his sacrifice
You mean Part 3?
I suppose what you said is true, but Jonathan forgave Dio for literally killing him, I bet he'd get over being brought back, really they'd only bring him back if a Reliable Hamon Master is needed for the main villain or something.

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It depends entirely on the portrayal. I've seen some stuff with DIO and Pucci that I honestly don't know whether is meant to be sexual/romantic or not, but because it interests me and seems true to their characters I like it.

I think you could probably even theoretically make Jotakak or some shit interesting, but I've yet to see it and would never actively seek it out.

Well it only has to be that shitty and tragic if you make it, in universe you could totally have a Stand that can summon a spirit or collection of spirits for a brief period to give all the RIP'd JoJos a chance to interact.
Besides JoJo is about fun, not tragedy. Who wouldn't love to see Jonathan chastising Joseph for letting up on Hamon training, or being an overly doting great granddad to Gio, sperg out about menswear with Josuke, play rugby with Jolyne and treat Jotaro like a redheaded stepchild?
Plus any excuse to see Jorge in canon would be nice

are there colored scanlations for any parts after 4? Just finished and cant seem to find any...

>Defaulting immediately to gay ships
>Not obvious shit like Trish x Mista or Rohan x Reimi
What are you, a fag?

ships are shit in general
Tho I can get behind Pucci and Dio

She's probably just terrified of doing something wrong and being hated by them

Bruno is making this part for me; I enjoy the cast but he's on another level
I like him too, wish he had more of a fight with mista though

>great granddad to Gio
But Jonathan's his dad/adoptive uncle.

Shipping is harmless unless you act autistic about it.

He was able to stall Dio for like a century, that's pretty impressive. It left plenty of time for his family to flourish and for the world to go on as it always did, even though he wasn't able to destroy Dio for good I'm pretty sure he would've been glad and proud about whatever he was able to do.

He might get over it, but I don't think he could ever feel truly at peace or like he belonged, it'd be like a war vet who lost all his friends coming home to find out his family died while he was away or something.

yeah but he's not going to act like that, Giorno takes after Dio and with his age and how much Jonathan wanted to have a good relationship with Dio, he'd spoil him.
Speedwagon would be Giorno's cool uncle

Merry Christmas, user!
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I never see anything for those, sadly. 99% of shipping content for JoJo IS gay.

Personally I'd like more Jolyne/Annasui, especially if it was comedy-based.

EoH does this pretty well, Annasui is trying to be a proper man and ask Jotaro for Jolyne's hand but Jotaro either has no idea what he's talking about or thinks he wants to kidnap his six year old daughter

>The shittiest most forced ship in all of Jojo
S T O P

Remember that DIO/Pucci guy who lost his mind and started spamming shipping shit because people said his analysis of Pucci was all wrong?

I still think it was a mistake and ruined the selling point of Part 1, his family flourishing to meet DIO in Part 3 is more like a runner-up prize.

Like some other anons have been saying, Jojos doesn't like to dwell on sadness all the time, so I think Jonathan would have a bit of time of sadness before he uses one arm to throw the main villain of this proposed scenario through a brick wall.

> Magician's Red > Jack Flash
Well, it's a bit too late for that one.

Not him, but that's not the official rip.

Annasui being cockblocked by everything is the best

>Pucci actually looks like a black guy
>DIO is wearing his post-absorbing Joseph outfit
damn, almost perfect

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part 6 and 7 are fully in color, but i'd recommend reading part 7 in black and white
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