>>151431251

For some people it's pride, but for a lot of people it's just money. If you can prove you have a sufficient amount of ancestry from some Tribe you're entitled to government money and tribal casino payouts. I know of someone who gets $500 A WEEK just for being an injun.

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I pass for white in America. I have enough for a slight tan, a bump on the bridge of my nose, and high cheek bones. It didn't affect my height (6'2") or my beard growth though. I'll never tell anybody in person. I'll never tell my kids. The knowledge will die with me.

Not really but it gives you legitimacy for being the first inhabitants and special snowflake attire. otherwise being white is better.

Damn she needs to be on blacked.

MUTT PRIDE
BURGER WIDE

Several tribes are tall as fuck. May have affected your height after all

no haha what
we wiped those savages the fuck OUT

>we

you weren't alive then. pussy

...

Do dems actually consider elizabeth warren indian?

Only if you're seminole. Most tribes don't give shit.

Lotta Native threads tonight

My great-grand father was Native American, but I'm a pale ginger. What percentage does one need to be?

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/revealed-elizabeth-warren-ancestor-rounded-native-americans-horrific-trail-tears/

>MUCH HERITAGE
>SUCH POCAHONTAS
>VERY OPPRESSED
> WOW

My grandfather was full chingchang-american, how i get moonie????

>thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/revealed-elizabeth-warren-ancestor-rounded-native-americans-horrific-trail-tears/

Yeah, thats the joke...

meanwhile, pocahontas' heir is a legit trump supporter.

I can confirm. My father had a great great great grandmother who was cherokee, and he acts like he's basically in a tribe lmao. I never really understood his logic, but I'm sufficiently white washed to not give a flying fuck about any injun blood in me.

Liz Warren is probably at the bare legal minimum to get gibs for being native American desu so she deserves mockery, the only reason she even has a job at Harvard is affirmative action in the first place.

>To the pic.
I wish I could find the nudes Sup Forums found of her

>To the text
No not really, but there are some dumb fuckers who do for political reasons.

Come on m8, we know you're one of us, just teaching English in nipland

>I wish I could find the nudes Sup Forums found of her

You have peaked my interest...

Yes I am, proud my ancestors either fucked a native or a native fucked his way to whiteness, which is impressive in its own respect

I had them on my old laptop, but it broke.

You recover that shit rn user.

Right. Now.

Elizabeth Warren sure does. Did you know she is the descendant of Pocahontas?

impressive autism

Here's one, but there were others out there. Sup Forums confirmed it's her btw. I had the sheet showing that the bathroom was identical to the non nudes, which were confirmed to be hers.

puffy nipples are a godsend

Oh wait, found the proof sheet too.

rip not as good as i thought they'd be, but u hero user

damn they fake :/

Historically the native tribes of the United States and especially the Eastern tribes such as the Narragansett were recorded as being as tall or taller than the European colonists

The further south you get, the shorter the injuns were. But then it's difficult to get a true feel for what the Eastern natives looked like since the majority of their descendants are 1/256th native white people.

>implying bolt-ons aren't superior to saggy fat-sacks

Your dad should see if his ancestor was on the Dawes Rolls

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawes_Rolls

If she was, or if any of your ancestors were, then you can credibly apply for membership in the Cherokee tribe.

>girl is cute
>"oh man her tits aren't really G-cups boner killed!"

Faggot

Jokes on you Hirohito. I'm Irish and Swedish. I'm not even white to begin with

wait, those aren't just pads to keep them from sagging or in a certain shape or something?

Fake tits are always a boner kill