Post girls, if you're waifu is posted you have to do the same number of pushups as the last two digits of that post

Post girls, if you're waifu is posted you have to do the same number of pushups as the last two digits of that post

also happy holidays you fat fucks

FUCK YOU

do as much as you can for as much repetitions as you can then brother, you'll get better and in some time you'll not hate these threads as much

My waifu never gets posted

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posting my second "waifu"
die cunt

>girls

Pepper for your ban

>you have to do the same number of pushups as the last two digits of that post

Are you trying to kill people?

People are going to look at me weird if a drop and start doing push ups on the top floor of a bus.

Is it ok to do knee push ups?

>second waifu
and I would be the cunt here?
I don't have any problem with fags exercising, why do you?
>Rule number 3. You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: [...] post number GETs ("dubs")
I didn't post anything about dubs
I understand you want an excuse to be a lazy shit, but trying to get me banned is a bit far
you may do less but then what will your waifu think of you?

Hell no.

I did that at a train station and people were cheering me, decide for yourself
you will never get better at pushups that way
do pushups with hands on a raised thing, like a couch or a coffee table

will anyone post best esper i wonder

Hoping someone posts my waifu

No one actually does any pushups, so why do we pretend to?

Speak for yourself fatty

speak for yourself, as stupid and pathetic as this sounds this kind of arbitrary reason is excellent motivation for me

fuck it, taking the cowards wayout

that's some projecting there

>no one will ever post mine

you could post her yourself

>will somebody post my waifu?
give hints, let me give you an example
my waifu switched from glasses to contacts

just do fucking push-ups holy shit

you're waifu is probably trash anyway

I'm out of shape because my waifu is from the '90s. She never gets posted.

fuck

>phone posters

i could, but thatd ruin the fun. its fine either way senpai, just saying

ill give you 5
>husbando
>white hair
>fujoshit franchise
>one of the shittiest adapted anime of the decade
>deredere

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Same,

>if you're waifu
>you're
>your

Stop watching anime and learn some English retard.

This post is for the fatasses who think they're clever and don't have a waifu.

Get out, newfag.

>No one posted it yet

Haha get fucked

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Go away Hiro-tan

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>just do fucking push-ups holy shit
I exercise every week anyway, but why not doing this for the fun also?
stop talking shit about me and mai waifu
also lurk moar

Damn you got me.
Thanks user.

>every week
>not at least every other day

you dont deserve your shit waifu

Get to it you band geek

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>not at least every other day
where would I find the time to shitpost on Sup Forums, study and watch anime if I exercised that much?
>your shit waifu
easy there man

>Not training six days a week twice a day

Get on my level. How will you protect you're waifu if you're such a weakling.

you can only protect yourself user
that was another hint

your shit waifu will leave you with attitude

she can probably beat you up, too

saberfags btfo

maybe
but she wouldn't beat anybody to be honestly
come on it's not hard
last hint is friends with pic related

you're waifu is a lunatic bitch, do those push ups as punishment for your fucked up taste.

Keep posting guys, I could really use the motivation.

this aint yui

>you're waifu is a lunatic bitch
ffs no, man
she's more like the left half of pic related's friend anyway
also I don't think snake went from glasses to contacts

I always end up commiting in these kind of threads. Guess my waifu Sup Forumsnons and I will do double the amount of push-ups

you guess mine tho

If I had a waifu, I would hope I'd be able to lift her up.

I don't weigh a lot myself and it always impresses me when I see people in real life pick up other people effortlessly. I know a lot of anime girls are typically really short and weigh almost nothing, but it's a thought I have quite a bit. What's the point in having a waifu if you're not able to carry her when she's down?

These stupid thoughts are why I try to exercise as much as possible. Anyways, I'll go ahead and do whatever amount of push ups this post gets me, even with no waifu.

I wanted to do some push ups anyway, so I'll post my own waifu.

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superb taste user

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Why always pushups ? I remember I saw a squats one a while ago?

Only 45?
I've got this.

>13
Not very impressive, I must say.

>I don't have any problem with fags exercising, why do you?
Only 06 pushups

>implying user can do squats properly
At least its harder to fuck up push ups.

Nice try but my waifu is outside of Sup Forums

Heh, 20 pushpups is to little for lolicons

Remember to do push ups with proper form so you don't destroy your joints!

First do as many as you can normally, then when you hit the dekinai barrier switch to knee push ups.

they're still fags, what can you do about it
let's review all the hints I gave you people
>has switched from glasses to contacts
>is friends with tsukihi
>is not snake

>knee push-ups
Go ahead and be a little bitch. That'll make you're waifu SO proud of you.

My waifu loves me and she'll beat up your waifu!

Why don't we post our waifus then? The last two digits of our posts determines how many push-ups our waifus are capable of doing. I'll go first.

Well fuck me. She ain't Master's student for no reason.

That's what you get

>11
Okay, I think I can do this.
Just in case, tell my waifu I love her very much.

At least my waifu's stronger than your waifu. 39 to go.

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No one never post my waifu, i also wanna do push-ups like the cool guys with popular waifus

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I know that feeling user. My waifu's anime is pretty well known too, I don't know what gives.

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Why /ak/ waifufags have such weak condition ?

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Dang.

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Who needs muscles when you have gunpowder?

>mfw u still havent posted mai waifu
I hate all of you so fucking much

Finally someone posts mai waifu. Time to do some push-ups.

Piece of cake

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Skirts this short shoul be illegal

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I remember reading that
>skirts are supposed to be like paragraphs: long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep you interested
also rolling because you're all clueless assholes

oh boy that episode
how did I jerk off to that episode
pic related is mfw I was watching and listening to that shameless AK copy getting off leaning on that tree for the 10th time

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Someone post my beautiful redhead waifu, I want to do the pushups for her.

rerolling, hanekawa deserves more than a meager 07

At least you tried.