You walk into your lab

>you walk into your lab
>see this
>what do

Well?

Nicely ask it to get some clothes.

What a cute little girl.

First post best post. Thread over.

Ask if it conforms to a binary gender.

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I don't think they have clothes user, that's kind of the issue here.

Rather flat chested girl.

You mean ask it about it's DNA?
I don't think it knows it's genomic composition.
It probably has a dick, so XY it is.

probably its a man

>first thing I thought when I see this was the clones from Let It Die

>inspect it to see if it's a girl
>fuck it anyway

>check out penis
>if i'm bigger fuck it
>if i'm smaller get fucked

Throw it back in a tank, it's not done cooking yet.

>teach it to be moral fag
>win the holy grail war (fake)

can someone who is into art tell me if that pose is good and not anatomically incorrect? i want to use it for reference but his spine looks broken

>my lab

Tell the Organization to not let SERN find this at all cost.
Meanwhile, I'm gonna teach him (?) to be my underling.

It looks fine, he's just very skinny.
Also, use real life image and not anime drawing if you wanna git gud.

Sauce pls, can't find it with google or yandex

Fate/Apocrypha

>Fate/Apocrypha
No homolust then? Damn

>troubleshot why one of my specimens is free
>sedate and put it in a new container
>based on my troubleshooting, make measures this incident doesn't repeat

You're looking at it too hard. A lot of poses look impossible if you stare too long.

Give him some food, looks like his skeleton is about to pop out.

there is literally no pose impossible, giving time and proper exercises, bones and muscles can be reshaped

Are you stupid? Can you not stand up and rotate your torso slightly to the side?

Engage lab safety protocols, hit the emergency containment procedures alarm and command the lab's AI mainframe to engage autistic mode. There's a military grade androsynth with class 3 implants loose, that's nothing to joke about.

p-please eat these...

>My Lab
That's clearly Gero's Lab.
I don't use male specimens unlike that old faggot. I mean he even has a fucking Black and Albino dude and fucking Southern Hick.
So which one is this? 11? 12? 10?
God damn. Now where's my lab where I'm attempting to make Senshi, Muse, Scath-Sensei and Aeris from the ground up?

>no failsafe installed
smfh tbqh fa.m

Wait Maoyuu artist is drawing that? Shit I ignored it for too long then.

Tell it it shouldn't be out of medbay just yet but I will get some towels and explain everything.
if it works I will make a B-line for the emergency boomstick and lure it near with the promise of coffee and or the pictures that help explain the state of the world or whatever the lie was.

It's not impossible but it's not a comfortable pose.
The only purpose it has is to show off the butt.

nice meme

>it's not a comfortable pose.
speak for yourself fatty, it feels just as good as stretches

Is that supposed to be Gilgamesh fuck buddy?

Arching your back that way for a prolonged amount of time is uncomfortable.

Kill him.

Kill it or put it back in the tank where it belongs. I have a lab full of specimens in tanks at my disposal. Why would I do anything else with an escaped one?

true, but I can't see your point

what implies he stays like that a ''prolonged amount of time''?

>drawing the ribs
>drawing the pec gap
Definitely homosexual.

Wtf? Literally no tits? Fuck off

Nothing, all I implied is that it's not a position you'd do naturally for most actions.
Other than stretching the only purpose it has is sex appeal.

>no tiddies

Put it back in it's tube where it belongs.

Hug, then pat in the head while saying "daijoubu". It seems frightened.

nigga, each time I wake up from bed/chair, bend over to pick something or I stretch I arch like that, especially if I have to pick up something heavy, that's called having a good posture

Why would you bend your back that way when you bend over to pick something?
If something you'd bend it the other side.

>your lab
Too old and too male for my lab.

DEE DEE

2 words: death lifts
arched back is the healthy way to distribute great forces thru the body. Just look at animals, all the strong ones got their lumbar region arched back

and one last thing
>the only purpose it has is sex appeal
just so you can know, what our subconscious perceive as healthy, is coded to attract us, and what is perceived as unhealthy is coded to disgust. A good looking apple will make us hungry, a potential partner with good genes will make us want to have kids with. In the same way a rotten fruit would disgust us, and a ugly person would be perceived us a threat.

When something is sexy, changes are it's healthy too

>thread about lab trap
>got tired looking for original pic through chain of replies
>it's evolution and /fit/
>the source pic is OP

That doesn't change anything, since my point was that you don't naturally arch your back for no reason.
In the picture he's not lifting anything, he's just standing here.

he could be in mid action

what you don't seem you understand is with art you don't all the time want to make it look like you are standing still for a picture, but you could emphasize an action, like standing up after you just, let's say, broke thru a glass panel, and he would be lifting his upper body in that case

and I just remember I also arch my back and keep it like that for a few minutes after going out of the bath, standing in warm water for like 30 min has that effect on me

At least it's a discussion of sorts instead of everyone calling eachother faggots.

>tanding in warm water for like 30 min has that effect on me
Feeling sexy after shower user?

So it's a guy or a weird ass abomination?

A male homunculus

>don't naturally arch your back
Why not?
Chicks do that to emhasize chest and butt.
In fact they learn to do that as soon as they start needing a bra to go out of the house.

Well that certainly sounds like something I'd have in my lab.

...

best girl

ASSISTANT-kun! Did you play with the chromosome valvule again?

This was supposed to be a loli.

>valvule
Vulva and value?
Your inner thoughts betray you.

feeling strong actually. It relaxes all my muscles, and in contrast I feel the need to flex them after I go out, especially my erector spinae

...

just like that

do you get hard while doing it
i know i do

And of course it gets deleted.

Should've gave it boobs, this looks awful. Time to put another one down, just another failure.

I just got out of shower dude, I am too dry for that

Isn't that you, Sieg-kun?

Ask for sauce.

These girls are pretty cute.

Oh, user, you card.

I want to suck their girl penis

What makes a girl (male) want to dress like this?
Is it the lust for cock?

In Astolfo's case it's lack of reason.

...

Hit panic button, put on gas mask.

>no bulge

In Sieg's case it's lack of other options. He wasn't meant to exit the tank.

Wonder who the fuck gave me a lab and then proceed to find the bioweapon section.

Try to find the biggest red button while dancing and evading Dexter

>f2p gacha

>in just a few more chapters

Is there a penis attached?

>yes
Kill it.

>no
Fuck her.

>you will never gangbang peasants with Astolfo
Why even live?

You got it backwards senpai.

What a pleb taste.

Stop making me gay, faggots.

0/10

>check gender
>if male, instant termination of the failure
>purge all other males in test tubes

You replied to this thread. Not being gay isn't a factor anymore.

cease thine homoerotic endeavors, anonymous!

Maybe it's his charm

Maybe it's Maybeline

You sound like a homo enabler.

Oh boy, here comes the wankhamfags!

>own penis into own urethra

Well with one surgical incision I bet even I can pull it off.