Who would you side with?

Who would you side with?

The Jew

No one. They're all trash, just like the series.

The Anarchist

The one in the middle has the biggest and most frivolous hat. According to the ancient scrolls of Danmaku, this confers upon her the greatest amount of power. I choose her.

Emilia. Emilia is best girl. I love Emilia.

Subaru pls.

I don't know anything about this series. Middle and right have the most loli appearance, so I'd pick one of them

This user makes a strong case for middle though.

Whoever can promise me a national-socialist anarchist monarchy.

emilia and since im her bestie i can influence her easily

I make my own.

felt a cute! a cute!

Grey, purple or green. Not sure. They're all powerful enough to win this game.

Grey is a powerful mage and controls the Beast of the End, purple made it from orphan to merchant oligarch and controls an excellent intelligence network, green is an outstanding swordswoman and army general.

Red is just a spoiled noble brat who didn't earn any rank or title she has, and yellow is a mere street rat, more valuable as scapegoat and public enemy for the "war against ".

Crusch. She's best girl and Felix is best >girl.

Bitch-chan has the bro-est knight.

Yeah. It's a shame she's so shit.

Anastasia if I could fuck her. Otherwise Crusch because Felix and she would probably actually successfully run the country.

She entertains me a lot. I'm fond of the unapologetic spoiled rich bitch archetype, because they can be awesome people if their character develops. I mean, Al tolerates her, so she clearly has something to her. Too bad she's far, far, far away side character.

I always find overly bitchy characters annoying after a while. Her knight is pretty cool but I don't care for her at all.

That being said I prefer Crusch's whole group and would back them.

Felt for life.

Which one of them will put out and not have me pull out?

[spoilers]Can I just say how cool column lineups are [/spoilers]

Probably Felt. Then she can trap you into taking care of her financially.

Felt.
Burn it all down

>typing it out
CTRL-S dude

Aqua of course.

How the fuck do you keep getting internet in fantasy Australia you worthless second rate goddess?

Not so fast, user! By Danmaku logic it is not the middle with the most strength, but the far left.

Why is Emelia such a cunt to Subaru?

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Damn this show coulda been the anime game of thrones

If only it wasn't shit

Shut up and suck NEET dick, party tricks!

TIME IS MONEY.

Anastasia, she's just delicious

Why couldn't the show have been about this instead? Subaru is completely unnecessary.

Always Emilia. I'm not sure what it is about her but she's wonderful and is the only one fit to rule.

Crusch (Green) she's the most fucking reasonable of the bunch. Pink is a money hungry, Yellow would cause the downfall of society, Red wiould be a dictator and Emilia is a fucking idiot.

GTFO Subaru

Can I just join Subaru's war-party instead? Not under the banner of Emilia of course.

>Option F
>Join a faction and overtake its rule

Crusch imo.
She seems like the best candidate along with Anastasia (don't know enough about Anastasia, so Crusch seems like the best currently unless she doesn't recover her memory in time). Emilia while nice and fair is ditzy and is at least currently too ignorant of everything going on.

They should all be co-rulers.

Emilia can be in charge of social welfare.

Priscilla can be in charge of public relations.

Anastasia can be in charge of economics and foreign relations.

Crusch can be in charge of the military and public employment.

Felt can be in charge of the kitchen.

Who gets to be head of state?

>Wanting to side with an Archbishop

That's heresy user

Who says there has to be one?

But if there had to be one just to serve as the "face" of the government, then Priscilla would probably fit best due to her charisma. Same reason why she'd be in public relations.

I'll side with the one brave and strong enough to lead a military campaign against a monster that makes grown ass knights shit themselves and is still able to keep her shit together and rally everyone when things go south.

Does it make you feel superior to others by being a contrarian?

If it focused on Crusch, Felix and Wilhelm I wouls not have been remotely upset.

So Rem's hero yeah?

>Subaru
>leading shit
He was only valuable because he knew where the white whale would be and when. Otherwise he was just in the way.

Animation someday

If the series was about Crusch Camp instead of Subaru and his dick wanting 2 girls...

Someone hasn't seen arc 5 yet.

Well that and the Witch Cult as well as how to counter the Archbishop.

Emilia. I don't care the rest.

It would be an amnesiac fumbling around while Ferris is going all Crusch-sama on him.

>on him

On Wilhelm?

Sure, if you want to side with the not!Satella girl with literal mentality of a 13 year old.

Crusch wouldn't get her memories eaten if Subaru wasn't there.

You know, this is a great idea. Though I'd have Priscilla do something more important than dealing with retards all the time.
If this is not possible, then I choose Emilia.

If Subaru wasn't there there would be 2 more Great Beasts and 3 more Archbishops roaming around.

Oh yeah, the whole archbishop thing. I'm going to be honest, even though I watched the whole thing over Thanksgiving weekend I barely remember a thing about it outside of the white whatle fight and finding the firs two arcs annoying after a while.

If Subaru wasn't there Crusch would have also died from Dragon AIDS.

Well yeah, the anime was shit. The source material is better. You actually see Subaru's plan-making multiple talks to Crusch about politics and combat tactics rather than the abhorrent time-skips that the show loves.

Emilia for friendship
Priscilla to serve under
Anastasia to fuck
Crusch for waifu
Felt for daughteru

>Prevented Arlam Village, Sanctuary and Watergate City Pristella from falling
>Army general
>Politically adept
>Combat capable
>Adoptive father of 3 children
>Literally punched a Witch into submission

When did he become so based?

I'll start buying the LN's I guess.

That archbishop has done more shit for everybody else than most factions did in 400 years.

If you know nip just read the WN, its free.

You mean boring and overrated?

They also cut out speeches as well as monolouges and inner thoughts. Subaru is more of a shitty person in the WN version but he is much, much less retarded.

>if you know nip
I don't. I should start learning but I have no free time. Plus I hate reading walls of text on a computer screen.

>random Japanese NEET dropped into a isekai fantasy world
>somehow awakens his latent political/strategic genius and fighting skill
why though

is this addressed in the WN

Because he worked/studied his ass off and stopped being such a bitch?

>somehow

It took 6 arcs to get to where he's at.

Atleast he was somewhat athletic to start.

>Kazuma

We all know when. It also helps that he attributes everything her as his motivation to improve himself as well. Gotta love that local shittalker.

>is this addressed in the WN

Yes

Faris

>somehow awakens his latent political/strategic genius and fighting skill

Subaru may be based but he's still a jobber at best user. It took some time for him to get to that level and even then he's still somewhat incompetent.

...

Literally no reason to pick anyone but Crusch.

unless you actually like socialism. In that case I've got a nice helicopter we can go for a ride in.

I like fascism.

That's okay.

I'm starting to get there

All I know is I want to fuck the ginger one.

/thread

My wife Emilia.

I only side with Echidna

Why though? I get that she's kinda cute but she has no real redeeming qualities.

Hello animeonlyfag

You caught me.

Yeah cause the LN makes her any better. If anything it just prooves how useless she is without Subaru.

And again communism is the only choice.

Crusch, to be honest. Keep in mind the context of a pre-industrial society - Crusch's approach is needed for a transition - it might be tempting to go for the trade girl but you can't go full trade in an agrarian society. Anatasia might if you're lucky transition you, but she also might fuck everyone over because DUDE NOBLE OBLISS


Actually legit anyone but Emilia and the orphan girl whose official is NOBLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Did the author write Emilia to piss off the audience? It reminds me of the Kairi Aqua problem in Kingdom Hearts where Kairi is nominally the main heroine but the fanbase likes Aqua more because she actually does shit and is more admirable and sacrificing.

>And again communism is the only choice.

If you think about it, Re:Zero shows how communism can only be built on suffering and a horrific quantity amounts of death

And with Rem and others getting "Unpersoned"... maybe the LN is one big allegory for the lure of Communism.

Subaru is always in pursuit of "true" communism(Emilia), but he never gets there.

>not using the superior version

The anarchist one

>Emilia
Socialism
>Priscilla
Aristocracy
>Anastasia
Capitalism
>Crusch
Fascism
>Felt
Anarchy

So what idiot would back Felt?

I mean we can forgive fantasy dwellers for not knowing the dangers of communism, but what fucking moron would back the girl who says "ALL KNIGHTS AND NOBLES SHOULD FUCKING DIE!"

Poor people?

The redhair. I'd become her sex slave.