Brit/pol/ - If Only You Knew edition

>Nothing agreed yet, says UK government responding to 'Brexit bill' reports
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-bill-may/nothing-agreed-yet-says-uk-government-responding-to-brexit-bill-reports-idUKKBN1DT1VE?rpc=401&;
archive.is/ps51U

>Donald Trump’s re-tweets are going to cause Theresa May some problems
www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2017/11/29/donald-trumps-re-tweets-are-going-to-cause-theresa-may-some-problems/
archive.is/4z6kW

>May accuses BBC of fake news over 'Divorce Bill £50bn'
uk.businessinsider.com/theresa-may-bbc-misleading-50-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-2017-11
archive.is/JS7nN

>Liz Truss accuses BBC of fake news over Universal Credit
rt.com/uk/411225-bbc-fake-universal-tory/
archive.is/SkqIa

>“Black Princess” Is a Step Toward Upending Global White Supremacy
teenvogue.com/story/meghan-markle-britain-global-white-supremacy
archive.is/Po9vC

>Thornberry roasts Green at PMQs
independent.co.uk/voices/damian-green-emily-thornberry-pmqs-nhs-westminster-sexual-harassment-scandal-a8081996.html
archive.is/3YEce

>Tory Rebellion over defence cuts
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-faces-substantial-tory-rebellion-11598725
archive.is/Tg4t2

>Uber: 2.7 million users had data stolen in hack
itv.com/news/2017-11-29/uber-admits-2-7-million-uk-users-had-data-stolen-in-mass-hacking-attack/
archive.is/TxkZA

>Farron: The dictators of liberal tyranny have met their match
christiantoday.com/society/tim-farron-the-dictators-of-liberal-tyranny-have-met-their-match/120025.htm
archive.is/qtitN

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/donald-trump-hails-britain-a-very-special-ally-a7515531.html
archive.fo/hZltH
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42180763
youtube.com/watch?v=d9YlNqus63E
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youtube.com/watch?v=PGZ8NigX3j8
youtube.com/watch?v=bq-C6gSw3lw
metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/when-and-where-you-could-see-the-northern-lights-in-the-uk-tonight-7069370/
teenvogue.com/story/meghan-markle-britain-global-white-supremacy
youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
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Good watch fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=LqoBHJFrf4s

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Get back to me when Trump starts tweeting Joe Owens videos

>Trump is ba-

Holy shit, I haven't seen this guy since that David Strassman ventriloquest interviewed him with his puppet "Chuck", and he was talking about how literal tinned shit was a brand of art in some circles. Does anyone remember pic related when he had his own show on TV?That must've been at least 15 years ago. This Brian guy hasn't aged a day.

War on Christmas is what it is

By the way hope you lot watched This Week, best ep in ages and ages

For real? This fuckin guy.

>be me

>a few retweets on twatter can trigger leftists so much they sperg out so hard they ruin diplomatic relationships

>british people

t.60 % turk

Looks exactly like my neighbour.

help

reddit.com/r/europe/comments/7gmehp/yle_finnish_court_bans_neonazi_movement/
>reddit

/r/Europe used to be pretty right-wing. Sad to see even that's fallen.

>Michael Palin's Around The World and Pole to Pole are the comfyest travelogue shows.

Comfiest because the days of being able to do that shit without being beheaded are long gone.

>russian neo nazis
kek

isn't that r/european ?

i think it got "quarantined" it was too based for leddit

You are fake news

/r/European was to a larger extent yeah, but even about a year or so ago /r/Europe voted /r/UK as the worst European subreddit as it was too biased and anti-Brexit.

If the user who posted the comment you replied to is still around, if you like the Palin series' try Bruce Parry's "Tribe" and "Amazon". They're even comfier IMO.

Pic context/identity?

Surprisingly that was me moaning about the lack of comfy documentaries, I'll get those now - cheers.

well on the plus people will be saying "english" more to disassociate themselves with the horrific deeply embarassing shambles of the british government

How was QT lads? Anything interesting?

>hailstoning hardcore where I live
>thinking about all those homeless people out there
Damn, what a great feeling.

>>they sperg out so hard they ruin diplomatic relationships
Realistically, what's going to happen now?

I can't imagine any of your future leaders liking Trump either so is this just curtains for any good trade agreements/goodwill between the UK and the US until 2020 (or 2024)?

QT was really poor. Bolton didn't embarrass himself, though. This Week was great.

Pretty bog standard, we had the obligatory "muh drumpf" whingeing.

Shit this was meant for

tbqh there never was much of a relationship anyway

based lefties in a sense bringing anti-americanism and anti-semetism back in fashion for the wrong reasons

feel with me lads

Can anybody tell me about critical path analysis? I want to revise it but I just can't be fucking bothered and I'm going to look like an idiot on Monday when I get back the test that I haven't revised for and get like 30% or something.

I want to die

Why didn't you disavow?

very blunt feel friend. what is troubling you?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/donald-trump-hails-britain-a-very-special-ally-a7515531.html

There certainly was according to trump almost a year ago.
I honestly have no idea what your PM is fucking doing.

Let's archive
archive.fo/hZltH

'The special relationship' is a meme that American politicians find humourous when they hear dickheads like May believing it exists and mentioning it.
Trump, not being of the establishment, uses the phrase in good stead but while also knowing he won't do that much else for us that he wouldn't do for any other nation.

Love you Norway bro :3

>tfw you shirk your archiving duty while Norway-senpai is watching.
The shame I'm feeling is beyond words.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42180763

Killer Christmas tree lads

Worried that I'm going to get kicked out of uni because I have barely attended anything or done any work for the past month
Just generally depressed
Not sure what to do about it
Final year, so if I fuck up there is no second chances

Also, fuck the tories

Reminder that no matter how bad you think things are now, they will get worse.

Stop using the internet the whole while until your done.

made some mates yet?

What’s so noble about archiving? Seems pointless.

I feel as if my whole life's a colossal mess.

How do I clean things up?

youtube.com/watch?v=d9YlNqus63E

please don't ruin your final year. you've got years after uni to be lazy and depressed, try at least get your degree. I feel depressed too. Or no just unstable. I was pretty excited earlier now I feel sorrowful. Life's a meme desu
sort of made one. I don't socialise though outside of lectures and stuff
wish I had the answer. any advice would just be larping

Why not deny the propaganda machine their click shekels, even if it's just a miniscule amount?

webmshare.com/bZPAb

your future self has paid for it so you might as well shirk a 2:2 or a third out of it. not that hard.
take vitamin d, do yoga, fuck do anything, go for a walk. attend some lectures, reward yourself for doing so.

shame but at least you learn

deprives clickbait of its clicks
denies tracking info
even if you use blockers, not everybody does
saves a copy for when they retract the story and we have to btfo them
holds them to account
good habit
shortens the link for easier spread eg/infographics
makes you feel like a l33t ____

take joy in bypassing the MSM one bit at a time

Fuck Churchill.

I saw you on Question Time when they were talking about the scotshit booze prices.

I think you would definitely benefit both mentally and physically from lifting

I'm more worried that my attendance is so low that I won't be allowed to finish

My course takes attendance really seriously
So they might decide to kick me out even if I get the grades I think
Although not 100% sure

>watching Question Time
Plebs.

The two most successful Swedes I can think of are both guys who made their money because of the internet and appealing to young children, combined with a lot of luck.

Also both left Sweden, so they aren't entirely stupid.

PewDiePie moved to Brighton, pretty retarded decision if you ask me.

lol I was lying about that sorry, I wasn't actually on Question Time. It was funny because I knew everyone would assume I was that gay looking guy. but desu you're right anyway
>attendance
f-fuck I hope mine don't take it seriously

okay do this

go to your supervisor, or whoever will be most sympathetic
tell them you've been depressed, had personal issues that you wouldn't like to talk about
tell them you do wish to finish the course
ask about extra time on deadlines and make some sort of time schedule up for finishing the work
scrape through with the lenient support of your paid carers / supervisor
do this before they warn you and you'll be fine, for being pro-active

Fucking hate street lighting.

what was so good about TW?

this lad. emp when?

It was relatively light in tone and just overall jovial, it was certainly my favourite ep of the year.

>t. monumental pleb

Hello,

High tech security company here. We were just wondering how you kids get your illegal drugs outside of the darknet?

The comfiest part of WWIII will be the lack of electricity.

save them to a floppy disk and press eject

It was very good, expected a gloomfest to be fair though

Pretty good content on this channel

youtube.com/watch?v=PGZ8NigX3j8

youtube.com/watch?v=bq-C6gSw3lw

The youth of today is very funny. We would appreciate (and reward) honesty.

Well also, it was surprising that the Trump tweets only got maybe 3 or 4 minutes, and weren't derided as the single worst event of the calendar year. A lot in the general seemed to enjoy the ep as well.

boi if you get the aurora anywhere other than the arctic circle something has gone terribly wrong and we might die

false.
and stop being a spoilsport

This country is pretty much fucking dead and you're all sitting around watching "light in tone" and "just overall jovial" current affairs and politics programmes put out by BBC Jews to placate the plebs.

>haha look everyone This Week was lighthearted and fluffy so we're saved now hoooray!

Please excuse me while I kill myself.

>tfw we are now in a cold war with europe AND america

Overdose on aspirin, very very painful death. The liver digests itself.

Not false. The aurora is ionisation of solar wind particles in the upper atmosphere due to the direction of the magnetic field. If it was anywhere other than the arctic circle then something has gone terribly wrong with the earths core, as usually it moves only over millions of years

Thanks mate
Just sent the email

Hope this works out
I read on the uni website that there is support for this kind of thing
But I never knew how to access it

Yesterday's by-elections hahahaha get fucked UKIP/Con

Smoke me a 'kipper it's gonna be a CONTINENTAL breakfast tomorrow!

t. LibDem

Fuck your mum you "This Week with Andrew Neil was very good" spouting pleb. Watching BBC, really? Kill yourself.

but i've seen it in Newcastle, which, although it can be very cold, is a great many degrees of latitude beyond the arctic circle.
look it up
>look up

you'll thank yourself in a year lad.

You started yet? You said you would, remember.
Take one aspirin every 10 minutes for a genuinely painful death, the body tries its best to reject what you're doing to it but ultimately it has to relent. You'll be in the worst possible pain.
Good luck, I know you can do it.

He's right, you know.

I've got a shotgun. You can shove your aspirin up your bumhole you fucking pleb.

metro.co.uk/2017/11/10/when-and-where-you-could-see-the-northern-lights-in-the-uk-tonight-7069370/

although the Northern Lights are most often seen across Scandinavia, when there is high activity, the Aurora Borealis can be seen from lower latitudes like the UK and Ireland. Last night people were able to see the Aurora Borealis from as far south as Devon in the UK.

I'm sorry fellow fashygoys, but this really hasn't been more true ever before...

You shut your whore mouth about Notch, faggot!

5-1

I fucking hate leftist and heathens, they ruin everything, how can they create so much autism over someone showing muslims are bad , but you cant show they are bad or people may be bad back, horror of horrors.

*WARNING*
*WARNING*

YOU ARE NOW LEAVING AN ANTI-TRUCK SAFE SPACE

SAFETY BEYOND THESE CERTIFIED ANTI-TERRORIST BARRIERS™ IS NOT GUARANTEE

Her Majesty's Government will no longer be liable for direct or indirect losses, arising from any such injury, illness, damage, or death, including you and/or your loved ones bodies being agonizingly crushed and mangled as you are run over by a 45 tonne lorry from any alleged terrorism incident, such as by far-right extremists, as this is all part and parcel of living in a big city innit lad

What you think then lads? These are all over the UK now and Europe now. I know there were some put up in Edinburgh over the summer. Even seen pictures of them from smaller cities and towns. Haven't really heard any news about them mind you. They just sort of come out of nowhere n that.

I'm not complaining though. #SafetyFirst at the end of the day cos they'll stop the fookin terrorists from gettin too far in their trucks innit?
Personally, I think they're adorable! Nice and bright pink, just like a climbing frame you'd see in a children's play park!

Well, german elections are still inconclusive. You have to wait which german (((chancellor))) will cuck you.

And us

>heathens

We should have never let you unify desu

>teenvogue.com/story/meghan-markle-britain-global-white-supremacy
>Written by Lincoln Anthony Blades, NOV 28, 2017 9:56AM EST

MA NIGGA BLADEZ BLUD

What could have been

youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY

>just more than 13 weeks till I get my X6M

ladsssss

>that urgent question on trumps retweets today in the commons


Everyone in that chamber deserves the rope end of discussion

faggot loser