Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Cheap Trick is the exception that proves the rule or araki said "fuck-off, nobody care about the rules of jojo's universe" ?

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Notorious BIG also breaks the rules and so does Survivor.

There are stands that work outside of the rules.

>1
>Thoth

>3
>Thoth
>The Fool

>9
>DIO w/ Hermit Purple and The World
>Polnareff w/ Silver Chariot and Anubis

You ever seen those tumblr descriptions like "I wish Donkey Kong smashed a barrel on my head, killing me instantly"?
CT is the manifestation of that

Gappy?!

*beto*

*beto*

*mysterious*

how did cheap trick know his orders?

I think you're mixing stuff up, survivor just sends a violence amplifying current, it's a classic stand otherwise

It's also completely out of control for the user

I think the Fool bypasses the rule because the sand body is just controlled sand, so you're never hitting The Fool, you're hitting sand controlled by the Fool.

A cheap trick!

Y'know, maybe, JUST MAYBE, we never saw cheap trick's REAL stand user, maybe that weirdo who visited Rohan's house was just a bait to get cheap trick inside.

Maybe cheap trick just lied to Rohan telling him that he was his user now.

The orders were probably born from GhostDad's malicious intent to kill the squad. I wouldn't think about it too much really.

is anyone going to rip the nightwalk ost?

Gappy makes me happy

are you unironically searching consistency and logic in jojo?
let it go mane

No, I didn't, because i'm a fench baguette and in france tumblr isn't famous like pinterest, reddit and a lots of other

you're right, that's a possibility, I didn't think about it and this is a pretty big theory

>>Maybe cheap trick just lied to Rohan telling him that he was his user now.
no because he made him a book and he turned himself into a book too

>You ever seen those tumblr descriptions like "I wish Donkey Kong smashed a barrel on my head, killing me instantly"?
what

>It's also completely out of control for the user
Survivor was being used with a stand disc. Disc'd stands tend to do their own thing.

HOW THE FUCK DOES MADE IN HEAVEN WORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PART 6?
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

...THEN WHY DIDN'T JOTARO JUST THROW ANYTHING, LITERALLY ANY OBJECT AT PUCCI DURING HIS STOPPED TIME? EVEN A PEBBLE WOULD BE SUPER ACCELERATED AND CUT THROUGH PUCCI AND KILL HIM IF AIMED PROPERLY. THINK DIO KNIVES ON CRACK. HOW DO STANDS WORK RELATIVE TO MADE IN HEAVEN? IS THERE A UNIVERSE WHERE THE SHIT SWIPED UP BY THE HAND AND CREAM FALLS INTO RANDOMLY? LIKE A HANDLESS AVDOL AND STRAY CAT BUBBLES JUST CHILLIN SOMEWHERE? IS MADE IN HEAVEN RELATED AT ALL TO THE SBRVERSE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GREEN BABY? WHAT THE FUCK IS HEAVEN? WHY DOES THAT RANDOM CHAIN OF BULLSHIT LEAD TO MAJORAS MASK BULLSHIT MOON MOTHERFUCKING MADE IN HEAVEN? WHY DIDN'T JOTARO PLAY A ROLE AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE PART? THE ENTIRE PART FOCUSED ON HIS DAUGHTER? WHY WAS JOLYNE'S MOTHER NEVER NAMED? WHY DID HALF OF PART 6 TAKE PLACE IN A STUPID FUCKING PRISON? WHY WAS THE SCOPE OF PART 6 FUCKING FLORIDA? OUT OF ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD THEY CHOSE THE STATE WHERE PEOPLE EAT THE CONTENTS OF VACUUM CLEANERS? WHY DID ARAKI BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF GIVING THE MAIN UNIVERSE ARC A REAL ENDING?

is this pasta?
because I'm stealing it

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>Nijimura-kun
The fuck? Why would Josuke call him that? He only ever says Okuyasu

>HEREFORE CHANGING THE OUTCOME OF PART 3 WHICH CAUSES PART 4 AND 5 TO NOT HAPPEN?
PART 3 WAS ERASED FROM EXISTENCE BECAUSE O WHO DIO WAS JO JO OF THE IRENEVERSE

>LIKE A HANDLESS AVDOL AND STRAY CAT BUBBLES JUST CHILLIN SOMEWHERE?
>Avdol was still alive in the Vanilla dimension
>Suddenly a bubble comes out of nowhere and vaporizes him

Where have I seen this art style before...

I know that this one is Kar's pose

But, whose pose is this?

no I wrote that myself because Part 6 upsets me.

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