Evangelion thread

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Second Impact imminent, we're all fucked.

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>reading the sun
Don't be retarded user.

It's fine, we still have that lance that didn't get flown to the moon.

D-do they need volunteers? And do I need to bring my own Eva uniform or will they provide me with one?

Reminds me I need to prepare for my all day Evangelion yearly New Years marathon tomorrow.

>The Sun

shouldn't the Dead Sea Scrolls come first?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

but they weren't public knowledge in Eva

they also dont say anything bout no angels

second impact cancelled, go home

Asuka is a whore

>second impact will never happen
>instrumentality will never happen
I hate this

>wanting to swim inside a pool of mostly pure retardation
like I'm pretty convinced the combined IQ of the LCL sea caps out at 70

Who said anything about staying in the LCL sea?
I'd get out and live out my final moments on the beach from the epilogue

>I'd have a beach episode
probably the best choice
but only until it loops into Rebuild

it is evil itself

If anything is found there it will be frozen oil and it will be time to get rid of these penguins.

No, a loop would be horrible.
Just dying peacefully in the sand while gazing at the stars seems pretty nice.

That would be a shoggoth, don't thaw that.

...

meh

When your bitterness finally takes away your arms and legs, dial my number with your tongue and I might just decide to change your night bowl.

>second impact

Fuck that noise, give me third.

>tfw we're like two years past the NGE timeline

We're 366 days past EoE
Feelsbadman

>img
>shit taste
Go figure.