DOW JONES IS FUCKING CRASH BECAUSE OF FLYNN

AHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL BLOW BLOW IT

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What the fuck? Why?

Holy shit, it's bad.

down like 300 points already NEAT

fuuuuuuuuuuu

SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION

>down 1%
>panic
you clearly dont possess the confidence or the balls for investing.

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>down 1%
per hour

You wanted happenings? well you got them!

GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN BOYS
WHO THE FUCK IS FLYNN?

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I thought cypto was just a meme

not stock, don't care. ahhhhhhhh.

Follow your leader

*no

>He was 12 in 2008

You faggots havent seen shit

flynn was to trump what kissinger was to nixon

but he got fired over 3 weeks because they caught him sucking putin's cock

The real red pill is that it's good for us if they make a martyr of trump.

welp

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS

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Would you look at that.

Also it's probably the brits doing it.

Finally stacking those bacon cans will prove to be useful. Can't wait until my ex who thought it was ridiculous that I spent all that money on prepping comes begging at my door for a piece of bacon. ON HER KNEES SHE WILL HAVE TO BEG FOR THE LEFTOVER CRISPY BITS THAT STUCK TO MY MUSTACHE AND HAVE FALLEN ON THE FLOOR


AHAHHAHAHAHA

WE DON'T NEED EYES TO SEE WHERE WE ARE GOING

HA HA HAPPENING
IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING
THERE WAS A COUNTRY THAT REALLY WAS GONE
HA HA HAPPENING
RON PAUL'S GREATEST DOOM MACHINE
IT WAS A SHAME HOW IT CARRIED ON

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GET READY FOR WAR
Kill a cuck or lefty when they try to impeach. Do your duty and we'll face few consequences.

lol... GOP announced they had enough votes for tax bill.

the market doesn't like uncertainty.

we are due for a market correction once the reality of the tax plan sets in. we are currently at record highs. downward pressure should be expected. i've been following the market closely for the last 6 years and something like this doesnt phase me in the least.

flynn is priced in lads.

just a little shakeout of weak cunts like you

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It’s all a ruse
That ticker has been using FakeAPI since the financial takeover. It’s almost Christmas, chill tf out

>ON HER KNEES SHE WILL HAVE TO BEG FOR THE LEFTOVER CRISPY BITS THAT STUCK TO MY MUSTACHE AND HAVE FALLEN ON THE FLOOR
soyboy detected

what do you need? you need BACON
ready to eat BACON
tactical serve BACON
presidential BACON
not that shit in the can
you need umm umm good BACON
why don't you eat BACON
lasts for ever BACON
serve it to your family BACON
mmmm thick cut BACON
just pick up the phone and call 1-800-BACON
or dial 911 and start yelling BACON

>candidate for best commercial I've heard in the last year or two

MSM is trying to create a panic.

dow jones will hike after tax reform bill. fucking ez money if you have any money to invest. fuck.

BUY BITCOINS! IT"S YOUR ONLY SALVATION!

whoops. that was from test from different thread...

They succeeded. DOW is fucking down. Dipped below 24,000 before rebounding a little bit. Currently at 24,033

it's way overdo to crash. so I can pickup sone cheapy stocks.

so uh how's seychelles?

It doesn't make you less correct.

But I'm still not going to bother with the effort until and unless we get a decent correction.

>$2000

>1%

Lol fuck off nigger it’s going down because the senate is fucking with the tax bill

Just the usual tricks. Someone is gonna make some good money today.

The "Rothchild Trick." Tell people Napoleon won, dumbasswa sell their shit, and then news comes Wellington won. Rake in the profits.

Hey, good luck in your next CBTS Larp. Give the boomers a heart attack or something.

Republicans crash the economy again

Lol the market is down like .7%. Are you guys like 12 year olds?

Also, the idiotic normie business news has to make up a reason for every market move. A lot of days it moves for no good reason.

All my money is cash and I am working on a card counting system that I am getting surprisingly good at it.
Let the jews do what they do best and collapse the market to start anew. I an going to the casinos.

It's down because McCain is gunna sabotage the tax bill.

>(((no good reason)))

>crashing
>down less than 1%
holy fuck pull your $500 out of your robinhood account quick!!

come back when it's 5% down

Investors don't like uncertainty. A president's former security advisor pleading guilty is one thing but so close to getting tax reform is a whole another level of uncertainty.

This. If they ruin his economic image he'll fire up those tweets and possibly name the Jew.

more like 10%, market needs at least a 20-30% correction to even be invest able

not buying BTC or BCC rn lmao

Pretty boring. Which is why I tune in everyday to the Murica drama.

>Check portfolio
>Up 3% on the day
Why are you being nigger op?

any good alternatives to BTC that has the potential for more gains, I dont see BTC going to a million maybe LTC to 10k from 80 is more plausable tho?

well...dow jones has made 20% this year to date...5%+ at closing bell

Should hold steady more or less despite the ongoing volatility. Big boys are getting in to it as part of a geopolitical gambit. Might as well consider it legit diversification for the time being but I don't know that I'd put serious money in to it unless you're speculating.

> not investing into the future

has run 300% since last recession, looks frothy up here desu

Yeah man if you had the foresight to get in on the bull run early it's great but it's way way overdue for a correction as is and climbing the "wall of worry" only goes for so long.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TRUMP RETARDS FUCKED UP. ITS ALL OVER FOR YOUR ORANGE FAGGOT LOLOLOLOL
IMPEACH 45

fuckin lol cruz voted no

SELL SELL SELL BUY MORE PUTS BUY MORE PUTS KEEP ADDING MORE PUTS BUY CALLS TO HEDGE AGAINST THE PUTS S&P 500 CHARTS ARE SHOWING A REAR-NAKED-BUTT-FUCKING-CHINAMEN PATTERN. PULL IT ALL OUT AND PUT IT ALL IN MUH T-BONDS. HEY TIM, HOW THOSE INTEREST RATES LOOKING? THEN BUY IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WELL I DONT KNOW, THEN SELL IT! TAKE PROFIT. IS SET AT $69 THATS A 1:1000 RISK TO REWARD RATIO THATS AS GOOD AS YOURE GONNA GET PAL. IM GONNA SHORT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS NIGGER.

>the economy is connected to fake news
youll niggas dont even /biz/

I'm betting on another boom. Stocks will correct, but it's not a bad thing - shake out the weeds, build on strength. Watch the Fed and the banks. They're comfy right now. They have their plan for the next decade, and it's all growth - with a possible correction next year or the year after, after which, 30,000 here we come.

Today is a big hiccup. The market will recover. It always does. There isn't going to be a depression, we're just now pulling out of one, look at the GDP.
Housing will probably be the correction. All that cash tied up in housing has to go somewhere, and when it crashes, it will all run to the markets for stability. (The cash that's left - a LOT of homeowners are fucked.)
Follow the Fed. Listen to what they're saying. Right now, they're saying "more of the same".

Same.

...I don't think so. I mean - what was the GDP in 1920 vs now adjusted for inflation?

Sell sell sell the boomers are cashing out their 401k at the market high they won't be fooled again. s a sinking ship get out now.

Idiot, the Dow is crashing because congress didn’t pass the Tax bill yesterday.

Didn’t you notice that it rallied 300 points yesterday while everybody was real confident that they were going to get that bill passed before the evening? And then after close they fucked it, and didn’t even get a vote on it? So OF COURSE today the market it just correcting from it getting over blown yesterday. I’m a Marxist and I can understand that much about the gd market. It doesn’t matter at all, it’s pretty usual for an overly large rally to be corrected, especially when what triggered it didn’t happen.

ITS FUCKING CRASHING THEY VOTED NO

BTW - the tax plan that's in motion right now will drive the economy, as it's a giveaway to business. It's going to BTFO the middle class, because there's just enough left of them to pay for this. As long as Congress has to pretend to "pay" for tax cuts, this is the shit to expect. And Trump is looking like he's going to spend a LOT of money in the next 3 years, spending the money from cut liberal programs.
Advice? Pay off debt. Avoid taking on new debt. Save aggresively, spread it out across several strategies. Flynn is the last hurrah for the "Muh Russians" bullshit, and when it fails - and it will - the markets will recover, but by that time, the GOP will have passed tax "reform" and it will be a different ballfield for a lot of people.

I'm cautiously optimistic. Trump has been too silent on the GOP's tax plan, I suspect it's something he's giving them, to get something he wants, like the wall funded. And yes, it sucks, but you can cry in the corner, or plan appropriately. Don't change jobs, kiss your boss's ass for the next year, cut your bills and debt, and get ready to rumble.

This
It's cause of the tax bill

but msm said it was Flynn's fault and Trump is getting impeached muh Russia.

>DOW Loses 1%. It's crashing guise!
>Bitcoin goes down to 9000. Hurr Durr it's only adjusting.
Millenial faggs are cancer.

A better investment opportunity in the next couple of years is real estate, housing will crash before the market does.

But it's over 9000

DO IT NOW

this. boomers are at retirement age and cashing out on housing and stocks at the top. Millenials just getting into the market after being sidelined by the last recession are about to get creampied and face a lost decade in the markets.

Fuck. Off. Retard. Sup Forums not /biz/

>jerks off about fiscal responsibility
>muh wall

Pick one.

I don't put too much stock in one-dimensional rigged metrics like GDP.

Me personally? Now that I'm more comfortable in real assets since 2008, I look at it like might as well just continue DCA unphased to try to ride as much upside as I can. If you want to speculate good luck speculating. Some people have a knack or get lucky.

My goodness. And they say women are dramatic.
Take a breath, drink a cold one and get comfy.
The market will rebound, Flynn will not say anything incriminating and the Master Plan will continue to unfold flawlessly while the media drools and becomes catatonic.

Idiot, boomers don't "cash out" 401ks. They live off the interest and dividends, if their advisors were any good. Boomers NEED their 401ks for sheer survival, there's no way any significant number of them cash out. You don't understand how they work, obviously.

But it lost 5% of it's value in one day.
>Bitcoin is volatile

i didnt say 401ks you dumb nigger i said stocks. They can go into a mma cash fund easily and have access to the money more readily. Lol if u think they are gonna stay in while their entire retirement accounts that they need to live off of according to you goes down 40%

They "cash in" when they get old and it gets sucked back in through the sick care system unless they were clever enough to buy a Jew to transfer it off within the family ahead of time.

Should have bought more buttcoin.

> muh market
Dude 1% loss going into a Friday is nothing turn off CNBC

NO

OY VEY WE HAVE TO IMPEACH THE ORANGE CLOWN

It's already correcting